"Watson would graduate from Cambridge University in 2004 with a doctorate in Conspiracy Philosophy. Due to a bizarre loophole in the 'top-up fees' laws passed by Tony Blair's Labour government, Watson was forced to raise money for his tuition through stand-up comedy. When he finally got his degree, he had already been established as one of the greatest names in political comedy in Britain."@en . . "Watson would graduate from Cambridge University in 2004 with a doctorate in Conspiracy Philosophy. Due to a bizarre loophole in the 'top-up fees' laws passed by Tony Blair's Labour government, Watson was forced to raise money for his tuition through stand-up comedy. When he finally got his degree, he had already been established as one of the greatest names in political comedy in Britain. The earliest years of Watson's life still remain a mystery. Whilst some contend that he spent a great deal of his youth currying the favor of young lords and lasses on Derbyshire at Kent, many research specialists (or \"Watson-ites\") maintain the theory that Watson is actually a member of the mythical \"Clan McLeod\", as made popular in the Highlander film series."@en . . . . "Paul Joseph Watson"@en . .