. . . "Mr. Krabs walks (or should I say abuses?) his pet worm Mr. Doodles when he finds Squidward filming a Krusty Krab commercial. Mr. Krabs immediately fires all of Squidward's cast and decides to shoot a much cheaper commercial featuring himself, SpongeBob and Squidward, announcing that the commercial airs tonight, which traumatizes Squidward with nightmares of The Hash Slinging Slasher. The commercial airs at 3:58 AM (Not 4 DiDi!) and is seen in a vulgar manner where it threatens customers, promotes its' employees as \"the meanest sons of bitches in Bikini Bottom\", talks about challenge pissing and even offers to fuck your wife. SpongeBob comments that it's the best sex of his life and Ric Flair tells SpongeBob to go to bed. The next day, he is recognized on the street by an elderly fish who says he saw him on TV last night: Watching him on his killing spree as he murdered several fish at a hot dog stand with a rocket launcher. The elderly fish comments that SpongeBob was a nice serial killer. SpongeBob bumps into another fish who asks him if that is how he gets his sick kicks, which leaves him flattered. While talking to Mr. Krabs, he tells SpongeBob that the only thing he better lay is his dick on Squidward which SpongeBob rejects and says that he is a penis person, leaving Mr. Krabs staring in shock at SpongeBob and saying that the crack fumes must have got to his head. SpongeBob offers to sing but the hungry customers have had enough and he attempts to grab some patties to cook on the grill but trips on a grease stain, sending the patties flying into orbit where they land inches away from the grill when they re-enter the atmosphere. The customers comment on how horrible it was and that they are never coming back to the Krusty Krab. A frustrated Mr. Krabs then fires SpongeBob, who responds with \"FUCK!\""@en . . . . "Mr. Krabs walks (or should I say abuses?) his pet worm Mr. Doodles when he finds Squidward filming a Krusty Krab commercial. Mr. Krabs immediately fires all of Squidward's cast and decides to shoot a much cheaper commercial featuring himself, SpongeBob and Squidward, announcing that the commercial airs tonight, which traumatizes Squidward with nightmares of The Hash Slinging Slasher. The commercial airs at 3:58 AM (Not 4 DiDi!) and is seen in a vulgar manner where it threatens customers, promotes its' employees as \"the meanest sons of bitches in Bikini Bottom\", talks about challenge pissing and even offers to fuck your wife. SpongeBob comments that it's the best sex of his life and Ric Flair tells SpongeBob to go to bed."@en . . . . . . . . "The Krusty Krustacean's Kantankerous Kommercial"@en . . . . . .