. . "Universal truth:Single man with large fortuneClearly wants a wife. Five Bennet sisterslook for a well-off husbandin rural England. Spit it out, Darcy!It will pain him to do so,What will Lizzie say? Will Elizabethand Darcy get together?Will Jane and Bingley? Jane Austen gives usmany Love Tropes in this bookthat's well worth your time. Take a swim, Darcy.Even though it's not CanonIt's okay, cause...Squee!"@en . . . . . . . "Pride and Prejudice/Haiku"@en . . . "Universal truth:Single man with large fortuneClearly wants a wife. Five Bennet sisterslook for a well-off husbandin rural England. Spit it out, Darcy!It will pain him to do so,What will Lizzie say? Will Elizabethand Darcy get together?Will Jane and Bingley? Jane Austen gives usmany Love Tropes in this bookthat's well worth your time. Take a swim, Darcy.Even though it's not CanonIt's okay, cause...Squee!"@en . . .