"Zombie cheese is created when Green Cheese is left to fester for a little too long. When this happens, the cheese looses its killing stench, and engulfs the nearest thing to it, be that apples, biscuits, or (heaven forbid) generic cereal, destroying it entirely and adding it to its mass. This cycle repeats itself many times until the cheese has either engulfed everything on the shelf, been doused with holy water, or been sent to the moon ."@en . "Zombie Cheese"@en . . . "Zombie cheese is created when Green Cheese is left to fester for a little too long. When this happens, the cheese looses its killing stench, and engulfs the nearest thing to it, be that apples, biscuits, or (heaven forbid) generic cereal, destroying it entirely and adding it to its mass. This cycle repeats itself many times until the cheese has either engulfed everything on the shelf, been doused with holy water, or been sent to the moon . The first known instance of Zombie cheese in Western culture was on the person of That guy who sat behind you in 10th grade English class. Even though he was unaware of the growing disturbance, his fellow classmates allowed him to go untreated, providing only the occasional stifled giggle and finger pointing."@en .