"Waterworld, film am\u00E9ricain de Kevin Reynolds, sorti en 1995"@fr . . "NC: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. Let\u2019s talk about \u201CWaterworld.\u201D (A woman\u2019s scream is heard off-screen) You know that\u2019s always the reaction I get? (The title screen for \u201CWaterworld\u201D is shown, followed by a montage of clips from that movie) NC: Well, there\u2019s dangerous waters up ahead, let\u2019s see if we can get through them. This is \u201CWaterworld.\u201D (The movie begins) NC (voiceover): So after we get the traditional Universal logo\u2014with Earth still having no visible clouds\u2014we take a quick glimpse into the future. The Mariner: Well, I owe you, then. The Mariner: One."@en . "Waterworld"@es . "North American box art"@en . "The setting of the film is in the distant future. Although no exact date was given in the film itself, it has been suggested that it takes place in 2500. The polar ice caps have completely melted, and the sea level has risen many hundreds of feet, covering nearly all the land. The film illustrates this with an unusual variation on the Universal logo, which begins with the usual image of Earth, but shows the planet's water levels gradually rising and the polar ice caps melting until nearly all the land is submerged. The plot of the film centers on an otherwise nameless antihero, \"The Mariner\", a drifter who sails the Earth in his trimaran. The most expensive film ever made at the time, Waterworld was released to mixed reviews, praising the futuristic landscape and premise but criticizing the characterization and acting performances. The film also was unable to recoup its massive budget at the box office; however, the production did later break even due to video and other post-cinema sales. The film's release was accompanied by a tie-in novel, video game, and three themed attractions at Universal Studios Hollywood, Universal Studios Singapore, and Universal Studios Japan called Waterworld: A Live Sea War Spectacular, which are all still running as of 2015."@en . . . "Yes"@en . "Waterworld is a Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Virtual Boy and Game Boy video game released in 1995. It is based on the financially unsuccessful movie of the same name by Universal Studios. The Virtual Boy version of the video game is mutually considered the worst video game for the Virtual Boy. However, because of how rare the game is, it's considered a collector's item as well."@en . "Game Boy"@en . . . . "Cancelled"@en . . . . . . . "1353.0"^^ . . . . . "NC: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. Let\u2019s talk about \u201CWaterworld.\u201D (A woman\u2019s scream is heard off-screen) You know that\u2019s always the reaction I get? (The title screen for \u201CWaterworld\u201D is shown, followed by a montage of clips from that movie) NC (voiceover): I mean, this film is known as one of the great all-time bombs. It was the most expensive movie made at the time, and it didn\u2019t even come close to making its money back. But is it really as bad as everybody makes it sound? Does it deserve all the bad press it continues to get even to this day? What\u2019s in this movie that just pisses people off so much? Aside from the obvious number 1. (An image of Kevin Costner is shown briefly) NC: Well, there\u2019s dangerous waters up ahead, let\u2019s see if we can get through them. This is \u201CWaterworld.\u201D (The movie begins) NC (voiceover): So after we get the traditional Universal logo\u2014with Earth still having no visible clouds\u2014we take a quick glimpse into the future. Narrator: The future: The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted. NC: Aw, great. It\u2019s a trailer for another Al Gore movie. NC (voiceover): (as an announcer with the following fake movie title and an image of Al Gore) \u201CAn Inconvenient Truth 2: Somebody Listen to Me!\u201D NC (voiceover): (normal) So we see that mankind has adapted into the Kevin Costner of blandness, Kevin Costner. We see him take a piss, put it through a machine, and proceed to drink it. (Beat) There\u2019s a fitting metaphor for this movie in here, but I can\u2019t quite figure it out. And just to give you an idea how boring Costner\u2019s acting is, just look at this scene. (A few shots of the Mariner\u2019s (Costner) raft are shown) He\u2019s actually in these shots. He hasn\u2019t left the frame. He just leaves such a small impact on the audience that you can\u2019t even see him. Heh, that takes talent. (Cut to the Mariner climbing back into his raft out of the ocean) He then comes across a drifter and makes some chit-chat. The Mariner: Well, I owe you, then. Drifter #1: No, thanks. I got all the supplies I need. The Mariner: Two drifters meet, something needs to be exchanged. Drifter #1: I know the code. The Mariner: Nothing\u2019s free in Waterworld. NC: Hey, it\u2019s the motto the producers of this movie always said. NC (voiceover): But it turns out the drifter stole his plant, and an evil band of water terrorists called the Smokers are out to get him. (The Mariner goes to push on a lever) And now we see exactly what takes up the majority of time in this movie. (After the lever is pushed, the mechanics of the Mariner\u2019s raft become activated) NC: Stuff! Just\u2026just stuff! NC (voiceover): Ooh, look at that stuff go! Have you ever seen so much stuff happening at the same time? Ooh, now he\u2019s spinning some stuff. That stuff must be important, because that stuff allows him to do this stuff! Ooh, look out for that stuff. Knock that stuff over so you can pick up that other stuff while you\u2019re busy trying to handle this stuff. NC: Stuff! Stuff! Stuff! NC (voiceover): So he knocks out the other drifter\u2019s boat, and the Smokers catch up with the drifter and shoot him\u2026which begs the question why they didn\u2019t just shoot Costner, but let\u2019s leave the small plot holes for the bigger plot holes. He reaches a city that sort of looks like a papier-m\u00E2ch\u00E9 toilet seat and sells a jar of dirt for a ton of money. He comes across Hulk Hogan\u2019s barber here as he\u2019s told about a map to dry land that apparently is tattooed on the back of a little girl. The Mariner: (requests another drink) One more. The Nord: Make it two. A man this rich will buy for a fellow outwater, I\u2019m sure. The Mariner: One. The Nord: That\u2019s an interesting pair of boots you got. NC (voiceover): I\u2019m confused. Is he trying to establish himself as the arch-nemesis, or trying to ask Costner out on a date? The Nord: You ever have a freshwater bath\u2014? The Mariner: Why are you talking to me? The Nord: Just being friendly. NC (voiceover): Before Costner heads out, though, he\u2019s offered an Asian chick. (Beat) That\u2019s nice. Asian Man: We can look to our own for impregnation, but too much of that sort of thing gets\u2026undesirable. (A quick bit of banjo twanging is heard here) Asian Woman: When she\u2019s pregnant, you go on your way with all the supplies you\u2019ll need. The Mariner: I don\u2019t have anything. Goodbye. NC (voiceover): That was a good read, Costner, but, uh, why don\u2019t you try it once more and this time, FUCKING CARE?! Old Asian Man: No man stays out that long and turns down a woman. Black Man #1: He\u2019s hiding something. Asian Man: Maybe he\u2019s a Smoker spy. NC: Maybe he\u2019s gay. Did they not survive \u201CHighwater\u201D? NC (voiceover): So upon closer inspection, they find out that Costner is a mutant. Black Man #2: Gills. (He calls out to the others) Mutation!! Old Asian Man: He\u2019s a mutant! NC (voiceover): What are mutants in this world? Well, we\u2019re never given a full explanation, but apparently, they\u2019re half human, half fish people that evolved over time, and everybody hates them. NC: Um\u2026why? NC (voiceover): I mean, I know prejudice is a staple of mankind, but you have an apocalyptic world underwater and a guy who can breathe underwater! FUCKING USE HIM! You shouldn\u2019t be putting him in a net; you should be treating him like royalty! He could solve, like, a bajillion problems in this world, and you\u2019re treating him like a criminal? What\u2019s wrong with these people?! NC: Seriously, what\u2019s with the hate against mutants? Professor Xavier (from \u201CX-Men\u201D): The mutants out there with incredible powers\u2026 NC: OK, OK, I get the idea. NC (voiceover): So because the really cool guy that can breathe underwater and has a lot of healthful elements to him has gills, I guess he must be destroyed. Asian Man: Therefore, in the interest of public safety, he is hereby sentenced to be recycled. NC: Into what? Keanu Reeves? NC (voiceover): But suddenly, the Smokers attack to take over the city, led by an evil man named Deacon, played by Dennis Hopper. Koopa (from The Super Marios Bros. Movie): A monkey! NC (voiceover): Actually, something I never quite got is how come they\u2019re called the Smokers. I mean, OK, I can see that everybody smokes, but why does that make them a terrorist group? NC: Is there another evil organization out there called the Vegetarians? The Shop-aholics? (Photoshopped images of such groups are shown quickly) Or how about the deadliest forces of them all, the Trekkies? (A Photoshopped image of that is shown, followed by the sound of nerds snickering and laughing) Man #1: To your posts!! NC (voiceover): All right, Costner, I want you to watch very closely what these people are doing. This is called giving a shit. You should try it sometime, and maybe your acting will improve. (Cut to the Smokers on skis ready to jump a ramp and into the city with a seaplane flying above them) NC (voiceover): (chuckles) OK, now this is turning into a water show. Just slap the Universal Studios Florida logo at the bottom and the advertising takes care of itself. NC: Look out! They\u2019re about to do a human triangle! (Footage from a water show with skiers doing the human triangle is shown) NC (voiceover): So an old man named Gregor accidentally pushes the lever that launches his hot-air balloon that he had in his room. This forces him to leave his friend Helen and a little girl named Enola behind. Helen: No! Gregor: I\u2019m sorry! It was an accident! The Wizard (from \u201CThe Wizard of Oz\u201D): I can\u2019t come back! I don\u2019t know how it works. Goodbye, folks! NC (voiceover): So Helen and Enola have no choice but to free Costner and have him lead them out of the city. (The Mariner dives into the water and quickly swims up to a raft before leaping out of the water (with a dolphin noise added in by NC) and landing on the raft to punch a Smoker) NC (voiceover): (as The Mariner, speaking like Captain Falcon of the F-Zero video game series) Dolphin PUNCH!! NC (voiceover): (Normal) This, of course, leads to\u2014you guessed it\u2014 NC: MORE STUFF!! NC (voiceover): Oh, look, he\u2019s pulling that stuff! If you start cutting that stuff, that\u2019ll allow you to start swinging on this stuff. Push that stuff! Pull that stuff! Look out for that stuff. NC: Oh, I\u2019m out of material. Uh, little girl, you take over. Enola: That! Come on, push it! Go! Go! Push it hard! Now pull left! NC: STUUUUFF!!! (Cut to The Mariner, Helen and Enola on his raft) The Mariner: (to Helen) Hey! Can you steer? Helen: Can I trust you? NC (voiceover): Lady, you\u2019re on his boat! What\u2019s he gonna do, surrender? The Mariner: Can you steer? Helen: Can I trust you? NC: (as the Mariner) No, you can\u2019t. (He shrugs) Whatcha gonna do about it? NC (voiceover): So he tricks one of the boats into firing at Dennis Hopper, which results in him losing an eye. But our heroes get away on Costner\u2019s boat, as he shows his appreciation to Helen for saving his life. The Mariner: The kid we gotta pitch over the side. Helen: What? The Mariner: It\u2019s better one of you dies now\u2026than both of you die slow. NC (voiceover): Our hero, everybody! When he\u2019s not busy killing kids, he spends his time stealing from charities and burning down puppy farms. You got another hour and a half with this guy, folks! Helen: Enola, go below. (Enola does just that) NC (voiceover): Helen tries to offer herself to him, but that would require him having an emotion, so he turns her down. (Helen takes a harpoon and aims it at The Mariner threateningly) Helen: You\u2019re taking us to Dryland. The Mariner: Killing is a hard thing to do well. NC: (as The Mariner) It\u2019s not like acting. (The Mariner activates a lever to bring down the sail onto Helen, covering her; he takes an oar and beats on Helen once before resuming his sailing duties; Enola watches all this from hiding, and he stops to notice her) NC (voiceover): So I guess\u2026her trying to kill him softens him up, apparently, as he decides not to finish the girl off. But she soon turns out to be a nuisance as she draws all over his boat and continues to pester him. Enola: I\u2019m not afraid of you. I told Helen you wouldn\u2019t be so ugly if you cut your hair. The Mariner: (picks Enola up and threatens her) In fact, you talk all the time. It\u2019s like a storm when you\u2019re around! (He tosses her into the ocean) NC (voiceover): Once again, our hero, everybody! Tired of hating the Nazis so much? Why don\u2019t you try the main character of this film? There\u2019s plenty of jerk to go around. Helen: You bastard! She can\u2019t swim! (She dives in after Enola) NC: Wait, wait, wait, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait. (Beat) She can\u2019t swim. (Pauses) She\u2019s in a place called WATERWORLD, AND SHE CAN\u2019T SWIM?! Isn\u2019t that kind of like being in the Antarctic and not knowing how to put on a coat?! (A Photoshopped image of a man in only his underwear and in the Antarctic with penguins is shown) I mean\u2026HELLO! Some things go without saying!! NC (voiceover): So Costner swings around and picks them both up. But before they could, I don\u2019t know, develop character, two of the Smokers arrive and try to destroy them. Smoker Airplane Pilot: (to his co-pilot) That\u2019s a nice touch. That\u2019s them! NC (voiceover): By the way, that\u2019s Jack Black piloting the plane there. You\u2019ll remember him from such future disappointments as \u201CGulliver\u2019s Travels.\u201D (The poster for that movie is shown briefly) (Helen fires a machine gun at the plane, hitting the co-pilot) Prince Regent (from \u201CBlackadder\u201D): Hurrah! (However, the ammo that came out of the machine gun has a wire attached to it, causing the gun to be pulled up to the top of the sail and cling onto it) Prince Regent (from \u201CBlackadder\u201D): Hurroo. NC (voiceover): So the plane is stuck swinging around the boat as the pilot tries to cut the wire. (The pilot uses his gun to break the wire and is free; this results in the raft landing flat on the ocean surface (after being pulled toward its side from the ammo\u2019s wire) and catapulting The Mariner into the ocean (The Goofy yell is heard here)) NC (voiceover): Upset at her actions, Costner does the balls-iest thing he can think of! He gives her a haircut! (Beat) I\u2019m not even joking. That\u2019s really what he does. The Mariner: (to Helen) Don\u2019t\u2026ever touch anything\u2026on my boat again. NC: (as The Mariner) Next time, it\u2019ll be a perm with blonde highlights. BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS!! NC (voiceover): He does the same thing to the girl\u2014turning her into Haley Joel Osment\u2014just as they come across another drifter. Helen: I thought you all stopped each other. (The Mariner looks at her for a bit before returning to view the drifter through his binoculars) Maybe he has some FOOD!!! NC: (reacts in surprise) Jesus, lady! Did you pass a kidney stone on that line? Helen: FOOD!!! NC: (mocks Helen) FOOD!!! NC (voiceover): They meet up with the drifter, who, I swear to God, is played by a perverted Robin Williams. Drifter #2: Got yourself a wee harem goin\u2019 here now, do ya say? What do you want for the women? Helen: We\u2019re not for sale. Drifter #2: Are they a pair, or would you consider sellin\u2019 \u2018em separate? Jake (from \u201CThe Blues Brothers\u201D): Your women, I want to buy the women. The little girl, your daughters\u2026sell them to me. The Mariner: Half an hour. Helen: Don\u2019t! The Mariner: Shut up. Drifter #2: 45 minutes with the wee one right there. I like to do the talkin\u2019, if you know what I mean. NC (voiceover): So just to backtrack, everybody, the most expensive film at the time included incest, child murder, and now pedophilia. How is it this film didn\u2019t connect with the mainstream audience again? (Drifter #2 stands behind Helen) Drifter #2: (whispers as though in lust) Half an hour, half an hour, half an hour, half an hour, half an hour, half an hour! NC (voiceover): But just as the drifter is about to rock her boat, Costner changes his mind and saves her. (The Mariner and Drifter #2 fight down below with Helen and Enola standing above them) I think it\u2019s safe to say this isn\u2019t worth any amount of (as Helen) FOOD!!! (Drifter #2 peeks out, sees Helen and Enola, and starts to approach them; we see there is a red streak painted down his back, presumably blood) NC: Oh, no, he painted his back red! That\u2019s just annoying! (Drifter #2 grows weak and collapses, dying) NC (voiceover): (as Drifter #2) Nanu-ing is such sweet sorrow. NC (voiceover): (normal) So Costner goes to try and get some (as Helen) FOOD!!! (normal) by using himself as bait. He kills a\u2026sandworm in the water\u2014that\u2019s a bit of a paradox\u2014as he finally manages to feed everybody. (Enola hums to herself as she\u2019s eating before she stops to look at The Mariner, who stares at her) NC (voiceover): (as Enola, whispers) I see dull people. Enola: You don\u2019t like my singing, do you? NC (voiceover): So Costner\u2026rather sporadically, decides he does like the kid now and is going to show her how to swim. The Mariner: Let the water tell your arms and legs how to move. We\u2019re going down. Hold your breath. (He dives under water with Enola holding onto him) NC (voiceover): So we get a good minute and a half of just the two of them swimming, which, after you introduce the idea of pedophilia in this world, it\u2019s starting to look a little suspicious. NC: Now, hey, I\u2019m not saying anything! I\u2019m just saying that once you drop that bomb, you drop that fucking bomb! NC (voiceover): OK, so they come across another trap set by the Smokers as they turn around and try to hightail it out of there. NC: This looks like a job for\u2014you guessed it!\u2014 (Insert a clip of the spin cycle that starts off the Adam West \u201CBatman\u201D TV series with the word \u201CSTUFF!\u201D superimposed over Batman\u2019s head; NC, in a voiceover, sings to the rhythm of the Adam West \u201CBatman\u201D TV series theme song with the word \u201CStuff\u201D spoken on every note and the same word flashing at the bottom of the screen during the scene of The Mariner getting his raft\u2019s mechanics ready; Cut to NC singing the last notes of the song with \u201CSTU-UFF!\u201D as the word flashes below him) NC (voiceover): But Hopper gets a good shot and it wounds Costner pretty hard. Enola: He\u2019s hurt. NC: (in a dumb voice) Doyyyyy! NC (voiceover): But Costner heals pretty fast\u2014in fact, I dare say it\u2026doesn\u2019t affect him at all\u2014as Helen demands that Costner takes her to see Dryland. The Mariner: Get in. (He dives into the water) Helen: Well, what about Enola? The Mariner: There\u2019s only air for one. Get in the water. Helen: (to Enola) It\u2019ll be alright. NC (voiceover): Oh, yeah, she\u2019ll be fine. Just ignore the fact that you JUST ESCAPED THE TERRORISTS, THEY\u2019RE MOST LIKELY TRACKING YOU RIGHT NOW, AND LITERALLY, YOU\u2019RE NOT MOVING! NC: Let\u2019s just put the Idiot Clock up there to count down what a dumb idea this was. (A digital clock labeled \u201CIDIOT CLOCK\u201D appears above NC\u2019s right shoulder with 21 seconds on it which begins to count down) NC (voiceover): So he drags her underwater in this safety bubble, only to show her that Dryland is all washed up. Of course, you could make the argument that the air pressure would kill her and if not, she\u2019d probably run out of oxygen eventually, but like I said, let\u2019s keep it one plot hole at a time. NC: And speaking of which, the Idiot Clock is almost up. HOW\u2019S ENOLA?! (Cut to the Deacon (Hopper) capturing Enola) NC (voiceover): WHAAA?! The Smokers got her?! NC: Well, if I didn\u2019t know any better, I\u2019d say you two were IDIOTS!!! NC (voiceover): They jump in the water and Costner breathes oxygen into her mouth, leaving the Smokers to destroy the boat and take Enola away to try to figure out the map on her back. (The Mariner returns to the surface to find his boat has been destroyed) The Mariner: (in monotone) My boat. NC (voiceover): (as The Mariner, mocking his monotone delivery) You maniacs. You blew it up. Damn you. Damn you all to hell. NC (voiceover): (normal) So as they sit there stranded, Helen asks Costner a question. Helen: When I offered myself to you, why didn\u2019t you take me? The Mariner: \u2018Cause you didn\u2019t really want me. NC (voiceover): Well, it\u2019s good to know he\u2019s an ethical savage. Trying to murder children, sell women and drowning little girls is fine, but when a lady says no, he knows it means \u201Cno.\u201D (The Mariner and Helen kiss) NC (voiceover): So while participating in \u201CPost Boat Burning Stepdaughter Kidnapping Inevitable Death\u201D sex\u2026 NC: Which, let\u2019s be honest, is the best sex. NC (voiceover): The mother of all friggin\u2019 coincidences takes place. (Gregor appears above the boat in his hot-air balloon) Gregor: No, no, no! Helen, up here! Above you! NC: WHAAAAA?!! NC (voiceover): Yeah, I guess he got that whole \u201Ccontrolling the balloon so he can pick up people\u201D thing figured out, but it turns out other people survived as they band together and try to figure out what to do. (Cut to nighttime as the people gear up and figure out a plan) Helen: (to the other people) There is land. It\u2019s right under our keel. None of it's dry anymore. The Mariner: Some is. Enola\u2019s been there. I know that now. I saw what she drew. Man #2: (laughs) So that\u2019s why he\u2019s going after Enola: to find Dryland. The Mariner: I don\u2019t care about Dryland. Man #3: This is ridiculous. NC: (laughs) I don\u2019t think he was talking about the plan. I think he was talking about Costner\u2019s acting. The Mariner: I don\u2019t care about Dryland. NC: (mock\u2019s The Mariner\u2019s monotone) I don\u2019t care about Dryland. Man #3: This is ridiculous. NC (voiceover): So Costner decides to go after Enola alone, finding the Smokers\u2019 ship and being lucky enough to find a series of holes that just happen to lead right up the boat. Lucky, lucky! The Nord: (to Enola while pouring a drink) You\u2019ve got your pet freak coming to rescue you. Enola: He\u2019s not a freak, and he can take you anytime. (She narrates while the film intercuts with The Mariner heroically finding his way through the ship) He\u2019s killed dozens of people. He doesn\u2019t have any mercy or anything. He even kills little girls. He doesn\u2019t have a name so death can\u2019t find him. He doesn\u2019t have a home or people to care for. He\u2019s not afraid of anything, men least of all. NC (voiceover): You know, it\u2019s pretty bad when a little girl has to be your spokesperson in a movie. It doesn\u2019t make the hero look especially tough. I mean, can you imagine if Samuel L. Jackson from \u201CPulp Fiction\u201D had a kid as a spokesperson? NC (voiceover): (as a kid, serving as spokesperson over footage of Jules Winnfield (Jackson)) His furl can block out the light of a thousand suns! His teeth can take out even the biggest of Kahuna burgers! And his constant use of the \u201CN\u201D word makes my mommy so angry, that he\u2019s well worthy, all right\u2014 (Jules Winnfield fires his pistol) Ahh! Jules Winnfield (from \u201CPulp Fiction\u201D): Oh, I\u2019m sorry. Did I break your concentration? Enola: (continues narrating over The Mariner, who strangles one of Deacon\u2019s men) He\u2019s fast and strong like a big wind. He can hear a hundred miles and see a hundred miles underwater. He can hide in the shadow of a noon sun. (Cut to Black Dog Bill (from NC\u2019s \u201CHow to Be a Pirate\u201D sketches)) Black Dog Bill: Kevin Costner is so mighty that they say even Bloodbeard Joe can\u2019t defeat him! (Other bar patrons boo him from off-screen) No, no, I didn\u2019t say that. I didn\u2019t say\u2014no. Somebody else thought it up. No, no, it was a little girl. She\u2019s totally crazy. (A patron throws a parrot at him, making him collapse) (Back to the review) NC (voiceover): So Hopper hypes up the crew by showing them that he has the map to Dryland. This encourages the crew to keep on rowing, which\u2014let\u2019s be honest\u2014looks unbelievably silly. But Costner comes in after the crowd has left to get his friend back. The Nord: (chuckles) It\u2019s him. Enola: (smiles) It is him. You guys are in so much trouble. (Deacon slaps Enola) NC: Thank you! Annoying little brat. Can I see it again? (The clip of Deacon slapping Enola is shown again) NC: God, that\u2019s satisfying. Can I see a cycle of that? (The same clip is shown in a repeated cycle; He giggles) Such pleasure. Deacon: (to The Mariner, who is down below) I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you. You are a total freaking retard! The Mariner: I want the girl. That\u2019s all. Deacon: But what on this screwed-up earth makes you think she\u2019s gonna get hurt? NC (voiceover): Hey, uh, just out of curiosity, um, why aren\u2019t they shooting him?! Isn\u2019t this just giving him time to whip out a flare, light it up, drop it down a pipe and blow up the entire ship\u2014? Yes, it is! (The ship does blow up in flames as a result of The Mariner\u2019s actions) Now, to be fair, this does lead to a very funny scene where the one guy who lives a very tortured life looking after the oil sees the flare drop. Oil Man: Oh, thank God. (The flare causes an explosion) NC (voiceover): OK, you gotta admit that\u2019s really funny. Deacon: Don\u2019t just stand there! Kill something! Enola: Was this your big vision? NC: \u2026Alright, show me the scene again. (The clip of the Deacon slapping Enola is shown again) Thank you. NC (voiceover): So Hopper gets the girl to the plane as we finally get the showdown between Costner and Goldilocks here. The Nord: (chuckles) You should\u2019ve stayed under water. (He tries to fire at the Mariner, but nothing happens; The Mariner shoots him) NC (voiceover): Well, wasn\u2019t that a thrilling build-up to an unbelievable letdown? So we see that Hopper is getting away with Enola on the plane. What\u2019s Costner to do?? NC: (speaks like Michael Buffer) Let\u2019s get ready for stuuuuuuuuufffffffffff! (The word \u201CStuff\u201D appears and grows in front of NC before it flashes all over the screen during the scene of The Mariner strategically using a hook to bring down the plane and rescue Enola; all the while, we hear the fighting theme music from Mortal Kombat) NC: (gives a salute) God bless you, stuff. (He sniffles) We love you. NC (voiceover): So Costner gets Enola to the balloon, but again, Hopper\u2014being the world\u2019s greatest shot\u2014knocks her off. (Enola yells and falls into the water from high above) Helen: (while Enola falls) No! Enola, no! NC (voiceover): He and some henchmen try to get to her as Costner thinks up a plan, which leads to\u2014and let\u2019s be honest here\u2014one of the STUPIDEST rescue scenes ever! (The Mariner bungee jumps from the balloon to grab Enola and bring her back up) NC (voiceover): WHAT THE FLYING FUCKBUCKET?! This whole movie is spent on showing us all the technical aspects and exactly how it works, and yet the last big action scene comes down to a Wile E. Coyote scenario?! Oh, and I just love how they happen to have the exact amount of bungee cord from the balloon to the water to pull this stunt off! What a bloody douche, man! What a bloody douche! (Deacon and two of his men are on their jet skis and are about to collide into each other and scream) Koopa (from \u201CThe Super Mario Bros. Movie\u201D): Bob-omb. (All three collide into each other, causing an explosion) NC (voiceover): So Gregor finally figures out the language on her back and figures out the way to Dryland. And of course\u2014wouldn\u2019t you know it?\u2014they eventually come across it. (All our heroes start to explore Dryland and laugh joyously) NC: Alright, I want to end this review, so\u2026insert \u201CLost,\u201D \u201CBlue Lagoon,\u201D \u201CSwiss Family Robinson,\u201D \u201CJurassic Park,\u201D and/or \u201CGilligan\u2019s Island\u201D joke here. (A Photoshop mash-up of the characters from the aforementioned movies and TV shows is shown briefly) Get creative. NC (voiceover): So Costner, of course, says he doesn\u2019t belong in this world and decides to go back to the sea. I guess he prefers drinking his own piss. He says goodbye to the girl, gives the most non-caring kiss ever given to a woman, and sets out to let people down again in \u201CThe Postman.\u201D (The poster for that movie is shown briefly) NC: Whew! Okay. That\u2019s \u201CWaterworld,\u201D one of the biggest bombs of all time. (Beat) But is it one of the worst movies of all time? (Clips from the movie play again as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): Well, let\u2019s look at the bad stuff. Costner\u2019s a bore, there\u2019s a ton of little plot holes that do start to add up, and as far as the expensive movie at the time goes, yeah, I\u2019d probably expect a lot more, too. But for what it is, just a basic shoot-\u2018em-up action film, it\u2019s not that bad. The sets are a lot of fun, you really get an atmosphere for this world, Dennis Hopper is enjoyably over-the-top. NC: And to be honest\u2026I kinda like stuff! NC (voiceover): Watching the technicals of this world is really enjoyable. I like seeing how everything works and functions as it makes the world seem a lot more practical and real. But does that make it a good movie? No. But I don\u2019t see how that makes it an awful one, either. Maybe in a way, that\u2019s its worst crime. One of the most expensive movies of all time, and it\u2019s just OK. It\u2019s not spectacularly bad or spectacularly good; it\u2019s just OK. For many moviegoers, simply being an OK movie is the biggest letdown. But for me, it simply means it\u2019s OK. Take what you will from that and decide on your own. NC: I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. (He starts to get up and leave, but then stops) One more time. (The clip of Deacon slapping Enola is shown one last time) NC: Thank you. (He finally gets up to leave) THE END Channel Awesome Tagline\u2014Helen: FOOD!!!"@en . "a"@en . . "Sound: Craig Beierwaltes"@en . . "Nc_waterworld_by_marobot-d33z09t.jpg"@en . "thumb|400px|Mapa de WaterworldWaterworld es el cuarto escenario en The Mercenaries de Resident Evil 4."@es . "1995-12-21"^^ . . . . . . "Action"@en . . . . . "Waterworld is a Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Virtual Boy and Game Boy video game released in 1995. It is based on the financially unsuccessful movie of the same name by Universal Studios. The Virtual Boy version of the video game is mutually considered the worst video game for the Virtual Boy. However, because of how rare the game is, it's considered a collector's item as well. The Virtual Boy game was released exclusively in North America and the Super NES game was released exclusively in Europe. The Game Boy version, on the other hand, was released in Europe but cancelled in North America."@en . . . "Designers: Ray Tanzer, Jon Norris"@en . . . . . "Waterworld is a 1995 pinball machine produced by Gottlieb."@en . . . "Waterworld, film am\u00E9ricain de Kevin Reynolds, sorti en 1995"@fr . . "1995"^^ . . . . . "Waterworld is a film about a world made completely of water. It was hailed as one of the most original American films of the 20th century. It was also the last movie Kevin Costner made before no one would hire him to star in a movie ever again."@en . . . . . . . "Waterworld"@en . . "Waterworld is a 1995 film starring Kevin Costner. It is best known for Costner's character drinking his own urine."@en . "Waterworld is a film about a world made completely of water. It was hailed as one of the most original American films of the 20th century. It was also the last movie Kevin Costner made before no one would hire him to star in a movie ever again."@en . . . . . . "October 1995"@en . "Waterworld is a 1995 pinball machine produced by Gottlieb."@en . . "Waterworld"@fr . . . "1995"^^ . "thumb|400px|Mapa de WaterworldWaterworld es el cuarto escenario en The Mercenaries de Resident Evil 4."@es . "Waterworld"@en . . . . "Game"@en . "K-A"@en . "The setting of the film is in the distant future. Although no exact date was given in the film itself, it has been suggested that it takes place in 2500. The polar ice caps have completely melted, and the sea level has risen many hundreds of feet, covering nearly all the land. The film illustrates this with an unusual variation on the Universal logo, which begins with the usual image of Earth, but shows the planet's water levels gradually rising and the polar ice caps melting until nearly all the land is submerged. The plot of the film centers on an otherwise nameless antihero, \"The Mariner\", a drifter who sails the Earth in his trimaran."@en . "WaterWorld"@en . . "Dots/Animation: Scott Melchionda, Rand Paulin, Vecennia Jordan, Alycen Hareas"@en . . "320"^^ . . "SNES"@en . . . . "Virtual Boy"@en . "Music: Duane Decker"@en . . "Artwork: Constantino Mitchell, Scott Melchionda"@en . "Link"@en . . "Released"@en . . "WaterWorld is a new underwater world for all amphibious Norns and real Meernorns for C2 created by MadDoc. It is the normal Albia world, only the almost all rooms are flooded except the incubator floor, the vault below, and one floor above the desert air. The Grendel and Ettin-mother are removed, radioactivity is gone, the temperature in the volcano is normalized and the kits are enabled. In Version 2 of WaterWorld the Bridges and Updates are already include in the world. The elevator shaft from the incubator room to the tree in the desert was divided (so fish does not fall out of the desert in the shaft down). This world is availible at MadDoc's Welt."@en . "Previous review"@en . "Next review"@en . . . "Waterworld is a 1995 film starring Kevin Costner. It is best known for Costner's character drinking his own urine."@en . "1500"^^ . . "2010-11-30"^^ . "Running time"@en . "Waterworld"@en . "Waterworld"@en . "WaterWorld is a new underwater world for all amphibious Norns and real Meernorns for C2 created by MadDoc. It is the normal Albia world, only the almost all rooms are flooded except the incubator floor, the vault below, and one floor above the desert air. The Grendel and Ettin-mother are removed, radioactivity is gone, the temperature in the volcano is normalized and the kits are enabled. This world is availible at MadDoc's Welt."@en . .