"Sophie's Quotations"@en . "Sophie: I just stopped by to get a cupcake to eat on the way to the gym."@en . "Caroline: You think I\u2019m holding Max back?\n\nSophie: What kind of question is this? Yes."@en . "Sophie: Hi, girls. Are you having a beauty contest and didn't invite me to give the other girls a chance?"@en . "Sophie: Really, cause you kinda bully us all into it."@en . "Caroline: Sophie, I\u2019m so sorry that\u2019s awful, Well that must have been hard I admire your courage. \n\nSophie: What are you, a counselor from UNICEF?"@en . "Sophie: Caroline please, I can't hear Han talking about Max okay?"@en . . "Sophie: You're gonna act like a dog I'll treat you like a dog."@en . . "Sophie: Oh unlimited rides, is that what your tramp stamp say?"@en . "Sophie's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Sophie Kaczynski in Season One and Season Two, in 2 Broke Girls"@en . "Sophie"@en . "Oleg: I have a valentine gift I want to give to you\n\nSophie: Oh Hepatitis C?"@en . . . "Caroline: Sophie you rent a town car?\n\nSophie: Yes. But only when it\u2019s raining because you know, I got hair extensions & nail extensions, and you know I... I\u2019m too extended to walk."@en . "Sophie: In Poland, I had this little thing that i would like to tickle before I went to sleep, but my aunt threw it away.\n\nCaroline: What was it?\n\nSophie: My cousin, Nora."@en . "Sophie: Hi, everybody. Sophie's here! And look at my new coat. It's double-breasted.\n\nOleg: Pretty nice,huh? It was a gift from me.\n\nSophie: It's the only thing he ever gave me that didn't threaten my reproductive health."@en . "Sophie: \"Hey Max! Chilly Outside, Nipples everywhere\""@en . "Oleg: I want you to come clean.\n\nSophie: Oh, you cannot get me to come.\n\nOleg: Oh, I can get you to come.\n\nSophie: No, I can no longer come anymore.\n\nOleg: So, No one can get you to come?\n\nSophie: Well, some people can get me to come\u2026.. Just not you\n\nOleg: Hard to get, I like it."@en . . . "Sophie: Yeah, and I get you a big grab bag of condoms. Yup, I got all sizes. I got magnum, I got super magnum, I got regular and, 'He's got a great personality.' \n\nMax: Usually the I have great personality is the only birth control I need.\n\nCaroline: Thank you but I am a lady and I won't be using these until our third date.\n\nSophie: Well, you better hurry up and get dressed!\n\nCaroline: Sophie, I'm already dressed!\n\nSophie: You are?!\n\nCaroline: And I like what I am wearing.\n\nSophie: You do?! Well, just put on a little make up.\n\nCaroline: I'm fully made up.\n\nSophie: You are?! Well, you know, maybe when you do your hair?\n\nCaroline: Okay, I'm a little behind on my hair, my boobs are a bigger project than I thought.."@en . . "Sophie"@en . "Sophie: Hey girls. What's shaking? Not meat, 'cause I am all held in.\n\nCaroline: Sorry Sophie, the cupcake window isn't open during the day.\n\nSophie: I don't need your life story. I just need a damn cupcake.\n\nMax: Sophie, do you remember the cat that was crying outside out building?\n\nSophie: Yeah, you put it down?\n\nCaroline: We thought it was a stray, so we tried to find a home for it, but we couldn't.\n\nSophie: So you put it down?\n\nMax: No! We left it in a really nice neighborhood.\n\nSophie: Oh, so a rich person put it down?\n\nCaroline: It turns out it wasn't a stray at all. We just met its owner. This is the cat, Sophie. Her name is Jinxy.\n\nSophie: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! You remember how I told you, that if you die outside in Poland, you come back as a cat?\n\nCaroline: Yeah, that's kind of hard to forget.\n\nSophie: Wait, that's not Jinxy.That's my friend Nancy! Look at her! Same green eyes, same notch in the eat, same whiskers.\n\nCaroline: Sophie, I don't think that this is Nancy.\n\nSophie: Oh, yeah. She and I got into a big fight, and now she's come back to haunt me. She died waiting an apology from me, and now she's back. Guess what, she's not gonna get it!"@en . "Sophie: Oh Earl you make me smile. I wish we had black people in Poland when I was growing up."@en . "Sophie: Hi, girls. I got my period. Yeah, I got killer cramp. It's like I got a tractor in my uterus.\n\nCaroline: Sophie, we are sorry you are not feeling well.\n\nSophie: Yeah. you know. it's time like this, I think God a b****."@en . "Caroline: Max, this is a quiet room. We have to be quiet. \nSophie: Hey Girls! Oh. I'm getting myself some fancy water. Look they got lemon, orange, and cucumber. Ha! It's like a slot machine over here. \nRandom woman: Shh! \nSophie:"@en . . . . "Sophie's Quotations are some of the quotations made by Sophie Kaczynski in Season One and Season Two, in 2 Broke Girls"@en . . . "Earl: Well, hello there! \n\nSophie: Such a gentleman and what a well behaved boy!"@en . "Max: Oh,Hey Sophie.\n\nSophie: Hey, Max. Oh, spring is in the air. This is the time of year in Poland when the snow would melt, and all our dead relatives would float back to us.\n\nMax: I've never been to Europe, but it sounds beautiful."@en . "10800.0"^^ . . "Sophie: Remember when Madonna was alive? Those were the good old days."@en . "Sophie: I smoked for seven years and then quit when I was 12. I didn't want to die of lung cancer before I was a teenager."@en . "Sophie: You know what? I know he\u2019s still alive because his manhood is knocking on my lady door."@en . "Caroline: Well here we are!\n\nSophie: Why is this big news?"@en . . "Caroline: Oh, it was just Sophie. \n\nSophie: Just Sophie? That was the name of my talk show in Poland.\n\nMax: Oh.. How I wish I could be a guest on that show.\n\nSophie: No, they were no guests, it was just Sophie!"@en . . "Sophie: Uh oh, I think it's getting too real in here for me. I'm gonna go push up my boobs and glue my tooth back on!"@en . . . . . "Sophie: Oleg cheated on me and I'm so maaaaaaaaaaad! Oh I have to break things! But everything upstairs in my apartment is too nice! So Run a tab girls! Oh I gotta break more! \n I feel better."@en .