"Titus Malachi Bramble (born July 31 1981 in Ipswich) is without doubt one of the Best footballers the Premier League has ever seen. As a centre back currently playing for Sunderland, Bramble can always be spotted on Match of the Day as the one in the middle of defense playing well in the most spectacular way possible."@en . . "Titus Bramble"@en . . "Titus Malachi Bramble (born July 31 1981 in Ipswich) is without doubt one of the Best footballers the Premier League has ever seen. As a centre back currently playing for Sunderland, Bramble can always be spotted on Match of the Day as the one in the middle of defense playing well in the most spectacular way possible. Bramble exhibits frequent flashes of brilliance, like his spectacular volleyed goal against Chelsea to 'earn' Newcastle a place in the Intertoto Cup. Like a true luxury player however, he will often appear to be great, before doing something spectacularly shit for no reason whatsoever. Unheard of Bramble errors include: \n* Playing centre forwards onside by standing yards behind other defenders \n* Attempting hashed clearances or performing grossly mistimed tackles \n* Scoring Lee Dixon-esque own goals or conceding needless penalties for the opposition \n* Accidently tying both sets of shoe laces together \n* Turning up at St James' Park every saturday at 3 pm; even for away games, during the close-season and after his transfer to Wigan. \n* Spectacularly weak passbacks."@en .