. "Note from writers: Please note that we do not obey the laws of time or space. (Or the laws of gravity. Weee! (jumps in the air and floats) ) Also, please leave comments on the talkpage, and rate this comedy! Mosswhisker: Hi, and welcome to our newest smoof! I\u2014 (Ravenpaw and Barley step up) Barley: I\u2019m sorry ma\u2019am, but if you\u2019ll please come with us. Mosswhisker: Why? Barley: You\u2019re being arrested along with Mousewhisker. The two of you are being charged with fraud. Mosswhisker: What!?! Ravenpaw: Sorry, but that\u2019s the way it is. (Begins to drag away) Stealthfire: Hi, Moss! Mosswhisker: (Attempts to maul)"@en . . . . "Note from writers: Please note that we do not obey the laws of time or space. (Or the laws of gravity. Weee! (jumps in the air and floats) ) Also, please leave comments on the talkpage, and rate this comedy! Mosswhisker: Hi, and welcome to our newest smoof! I\u2014 (Ravenpaw and Barley step up) Barley: I\u2019m sorry ma\u2019am, but if you\u2019ll please come with us. Mosswhisker: Why? Barley: You\u2019re being arrested along with Mousewhisker. The two of you are being charged with fraud. Mosswhisker: What!?! Ravenpaw: Sorry, but that\u2019s the way it is. (Begins to drag away) Mosswhisker: Stealth, if you\u2019re messing with my computer, you\u2019d better get off RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Stealthfire: Hi, Moss! Mosswhisker: If you\u2019re not messing with it, then why am I still being dragged away!!!!!!!! Stealthfire: Oh, you got a virus from watching Charlie the Unicorn\u00A9 on Youtube, and I have absolutely no idea how to fix it! Mosswhisker: (Attempts to maul) (Barley and Ravenpaw throw into jail cell along with Blossomkit, Blossomkit, Stonefur, Stormfur, Mousewhisker, Gorsepaw, Gorseclaw, Bramblepaw, Brambleclaw, Tigerpaw, Tigerpaw, Sorrelkit, Squirrelkit, Mudclaw, Mudclaw, Ashfur, Ashfur, Birchstar, Birchstar, and Birchstar) Mosswhisker: Not being lenient, are they? Birchstar 3: Nope. Ashfur 1: Definitely not. Barley: Okay, everyone, it\u2019s time for your trial. Now get out here! (All cats walk out) Mousewhisker: Isn\u2019t this where we had the auction? Blossomkit 2: Who\u2019s the judge? Mosswhisker: (desperately) Oh, please tell me I changed it from\u2026 Ravenpaw: All stand for the honorable judge Cloudberry! (All cats stay sitting) Mosswhisker: Well, thank goodness! Cloudberry: Okay, I can tell you right off that Bramblepaw and Brambleclaw are guilty. Bramblepaw/claw: But we\u2019re the same cat! Gorsepaw: How is that possible? Stealthfire: (jumps up) Because we don\u2019t obey the laws of time and space! Mosswhisker: Or gravity! Wheeeeeee\u2026 (Floats out window; disappears) Cloudberry: I guess that makes those four cats innocent by default! Bone: Apprentices and kits should be excused. Scourge: *Stares* Bone: (blushes, slowly slinks away) Cloudberry: Kit and apprentices are excused, then. Honeyfern: And that leaves\u2026 uh\u2026 how many? Stealthfire: Let\u2019s see\u2026 (Scrolls up) \u202611! Cloudberry: I declare you all guilty! Stormfur: Of what? Cloudberry: I don\u2019t know which Birchstar was the one who helped drive out SkyClan, so I\u2019m punishing them all\u2026 Birchstars: (point to each other) It was that one! Cloudberry: (Ignores) \u2026 One Ashfur is an idiot\u2026 Ashfurs: It\u2019s not him! Cloudberry: (Ignores again) \u2026both Mudclaws are idiots\u2026 Mudclaws: Oh, thanks a lot! Cloudberry: (Ignores again) \u2026so I\u2019m giving you all community service. Convicts: Whew! Cloudberry: You will babysit Squirrelkit for 15 minutes. All convicts except for Stone/Stormfur: Noooooooooo\u2026 Stone/Stormfurs: Wait, why are you convicting us? Cloudberry: Because you\u2019re HalfClan. All cats: (Stare) Cloudberry: Umm\u2026 I\u2026 have to go now\u2026 (slowly slinks off) Firestar: Hey, has anyone seen Tigerstar this smoof? Everybody: X_X Leafpool: While Stealthfire\u2019s running everywhere trying to find Mosswhisker, and Bramblepaw and claw are trying to get reunited\u2014and figure out how they got separated in the first place\u2014let\u2019s sing the End of the Show Song! This is the end of the show, In case you didn\u2019t know, But you really should have known by now, This is the end of the show, Now let\u2019s all do the disco! All apprentices: Yay! Mosswhisker: (lands) What\u2019d I miss? Stealthfire: X_X"@en . . . "Warrior Cats Smoof in: The Case of the Repeated Names"@en .