. "Kekyoin is a special little snowflake who likes watching those funky animays and wanking to pr0n on Gelbooru/Danbooru. While making his way to KFC one day for a delicious and most certainly not nutritious meal of 24 nuggets for $10 AUD, Kekyoin was struck by what can only be described as a Grand Wazoo and whisked away to a distant land known only as NGSM Castle. There he saw something that would change everything he knew or understood about the world: An illegal torrent of Yellow Submarine, a 1968 film about The Beatles saving Pepperland from the Blue Meanies. This surrealistically amazing movie would fucking blow his tiny fucking brain up the fucking wall and make him understand what it truly means to be the Kamen Rider. This, Frank Zappa and Games Repainted are the three main influences on the shitposts of Kekyoin. After talking with Tommy Dickles about his predickament, he was offered the role of Official Kamen Rider of NSGM Castle: Kamen Rider Kek. Considering that Kekyoin was very bored at the time, he was pretty much down for anything tbh fam. This would prove to be a defining aspect of Kekyoin: a man who was down to do whatever because he suffered from the most common mental infliction known to man: boredom. It is believed that Kekyoin's ultimate quest is to search for the 7 drake bells so he can wish for a Part 5 anime."@en . "NSGM Crew\n\n6th member of the DK Crew"@en . . . "Kekyoin is a special little snowflake who likes watching those funky animays and wanking to pr0n on Gelbooru/Danbooru. While making his way to KFC one day for a delicious and most certainly not nutritious meal of 24 nuggets for $10 AUD, Kekyoin was struck by what can only be described as a Grand Wazoo and whisked away to a distant land known only as NGSM Castle. There he saw something that would change everything he knew or understood about the world: An illegal torrent of Yellow Submarine, a 1968 film about The Beatles saving Pepperland from the Blue Meanies. This surrealistically amazing movie would fucking blow his tiny fucking brain up the fucking wall and make him understand what it truly means to be the Kamen Rider. This, Frank Zappa and Games Repainted are the three main influences "@en . . "The guy who really enjoys Frank Zappa"@en . "Episode 86: the second timeskip"@en . . . "Man"@en . . "Kakyoin's dead corpse - Best and only Friend\n\nMama Luigi - Mama \n\nFrank Zappa - Mother of Invention and Father to all"@en . . "Literally Me"@en . . "Ringo Roadagain"@en . "It's not on the clock so you can go suck his cock"@en . "Guy dude boy"@en . . . "A fucking legend of our time"@en . . "Kekyoin but not really Kekyoin FOR YOU SEE HIS TRUE IDENTITY IS THE BIOLIZARD\n\nKamen Rider Kek - Hero in the streets, hentai in the sheets\n\nDavid Lee Roth - What can I say, he likes to jump"@en . "Frank Zappa"@en . . . "Person Man"@en . "Kekyoin"@en . "in a crossfire hurricane"@en . . . . . . . "NSGM Castle's Kamen Rider Kek"@en . "Somewhere between Rosamund and Gorman, California on top of Billy the Mountain"@en .