. . . . "One of the good things of investing your time, money, furniture, family, friends and possible girl- or boyfriend in a cat is that you will never have to pay anything to your shrink anymore. A cat can be a way better shrink then the ones the government wants you to see ever since the TV caught on fire when you tried to save the news anchor trapped inside by swinging an axe into it, burning your house down."@en . "One of the good things of investing your time, money, furniture, family, friends and possible girl- or boyfriend in a cat is that you will never have to pay anything to your shrink anymore. A cat can be a way better shrink then the ones the government wants you to see ever since the TV caught on fire when you tried to save the news anchor trapped inside by swinging an axe into it, burning your house down."@en . . . . "Let your cat be your shrink"@en .