. . . . "This is a disease called schizonoia. The term comes from Schizophrenia and Paranoia, as the host starts to see items that aren\u2019t real and that they feel like they\u2019ll be attacked every moment of their lives. We had a interview with a victim earlier, we\u2019d like to post it but the man had killed himself during it. The signs have been confirmed; the person will stare into nothing like an owl, and they\u2019ll grow a grin they can\u2019t get rid of. Gradually the disease will reach the heart, infecting it with parasites allowing them to grow and feed, as well as spread through the blood stream. We condone you to stay away from them as the virus is airborne and is physically spread. * News cuts off to commercials and comes back * Hello, and welcome back. I\u2019ve just been told that half of the European and Asian continents have been infected. Those poor people, I don\u2019t know what to say except that I\u2019m sorry and please feel better soon. I know that means nothing, but whatever. The way the disease kills people is by clogging the blood stream. It\u2019s a slow and painless death, in some cases it\u2019s fast. Now we go to the weather. * Cuts to a weather report * We\u2019re back, I hope you enjoyed the weather report. I\u2019ve received a message that Europe and Asia have been infected entirely and are now dying. The poor souls. Scientists sent us a memo that everyone will die in only a few days. I am sad to tell you this, so I say spend as much time with your families as you possibly can. We will get back to you all tomorrow. Please stay safe and indoors. * Scene cuts to a graph of the world showing Europe and Asia completely a gray area representing everyone being dead, and showing Africa and Australia turning red. * Hello, we\u2019re back for the report of schizonoia. As you\u2019ve seen on the chart, Europe and Asia are sadly no more\u2026 If anyone has lost a family member residing there-and I speak for everyone here-I say we\u2019re deeply sorry and we mourn for your losses too, but we have to move on. We hope all of you slept well and didn\u2019t go outside last night; we don\u2019t want any more deaths now. We have been receiving many updates from scientists about the virus also. The virus has been started due to the state of peace throughout the world, people have become content with it causing them to grow giant grins. People also grew paranoid, thinking a bomb would drop on them or they\u2019d be shot or something bad would happen. That\u2019s where the schizophrenia comes in, driving them insane and letting their genes mutate into a horrid substance, which is where the parasite grasps on and grows. We need to go into a war before it\u2019s too late, but this would prove nothing except the fact we\u2019re just savages who will do anything to survive. Enough of this for a few minutes, here\u2019s the weather. *Cuts to weather report and the reporter talks about hurricane Sandy and the forecast for the states that will be unaffected. She goes on to tell the residents of the northeast to stay safe and to stay indoors. The weather report is over and it cuts back to the news reporter * Hello, we\u2019re back and this just in, the CDC are working on a cure to finally kill the virus, once and for all. We\u2019ve been told that it\u2019s a quarter of the way done, and that we could probably be able to cure everyone before the rest of the world dies away. As we get through the day, more and more innocent members and accused criminals have died because of the virus, it seems like an apocalyptic prophecy that was never mentioned. *the reporter looks away to what seems to be someone in the background* I have just seen an updated graph of the virus spreading, and the virus has started to spread to the Americas and the North and South Pole, as well as half of Australia and Africa being a gray area. This disease is worse than we\u2019ve thought. The CDC has sent us a report telling us that the cure will be finished soon, and that we must hold on. Well CDC members, we\u2019ve been holding on, but I don\u2019t see how a freaking reassurance letter will HELP ANYONE! Hurry up if you want to live! * Cuts off to an \u201Cexperiencing technical difficulties\u201D screen, and then turns back to the news * I\u2019m sorry for the outburst, I\u2019ve just been irritated knowing that my family could die soon, but I know everyone else feels the same way, so I shouldn\u2019t act out of place. We\u2019ve gained knowledge from the scientists, that the virus is spreading quickly and that the world will be infected in only a few hours. That\u2019s it for today; good night folks, sleep well, and stay inside. * The news cast starts to fade away, this time with a catchy tune. The station starts to show the next show, in which a man is religiously ranting about the reason why the apocalypse is happening, and that we\u2019ll pay for our sins by rotting in the depths of Hell. * * The world map shows that Africa and Australia have fully become gray areas, and that most of the Americas are covered in red. The news cast turns on and the catchy tune plays. * Hello, welcome to day 3 of schizonoia. As you\u2019ve seen, America has been infected, showing that y\u2019all have ignored my advice. This is something y\u2019all should\u2019ve listened to. Africa and Australia have turned into dead zones and the CDC hasn\u2019t sent word. We are to assume they have been infected and aren\u2019t able to do anything. This will be out last news cast ever, most likely, and this is the last day for everyone. Well America, the Rapture has come and Judgment shall be passed for the sins y\u2019all have committed. This will be how y\u2019all are judged. I haven\u2019t seen my family at all, and they\u2019ve shot anyone who has tried to enter the building. This is a horrible place to be and the body count keeps rising. I have seen Hell and I have seen salvation. I\u2019ve been saved, and hopefully you can be too. I\u2019m going to go now. We\u2019ve had reason to believe the CDC is dead, and we cannot be cured. This news cast is going to end now, and I'm sorry to say that I\u2019ll see all of you in the afterlife. * News reporter pulls out a gun* I\u2019m Chandler Graves, and this has been CNN News. *Chandler puts the gun to his head and the scene cuts off, only allowing you to hear a gunshot. * * The graph of the world shows up and the entire world has turned into a gray area. *"@en . "The Insane Apocalypse"@en . . "This is a disease called schizonoia. The term comes from Schizophrenia and Paranoia, as the host starts to see items that aren\u2019t real and that they feel like they\u2019ll be attacked every moment of their lives. * News cuts off to commercials and comes back * * Cuts to a weather report * * Scene cuts to a graph of the world showing Europe and Asia completely a gray area representing everyone being dead, and showing Africa and Australia turning red. * * Cuts off to an \u201Cexperiencing technical difficulties\u201D screen, and then turns back to the news *"@en . . . .