. . . "The Empire of Evil Land Of Democracy is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.505 billion Slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. Evil Land Of Democracy is ranked 9,277th in the world and 2nd in The Realm of Chaos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour."@en . . "The Empire of Evil Land Of Democracy is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.505 billion Slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Understone. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy. The all-consuming Evilian economy, worth 199 trillion Kidneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,478 Kidneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest. Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Land Of Democracy's national animal is the Rotten Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evilism. Evil Land Of Democracy is ranked 9,277th in the world and 2nd in The Realm of Chaos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.11 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour."@en . . . . "Evil Land Of Democracy"@en . .