. . . . "- Johnny C. on this article WaWario is a wa-guy who was made with the Wa-Machine. He has an whinternship with Wario (a whinternship is an internship with a whip). WaWario is not very powerful compared to most villains. WaWario was created when Wario wanted an evil minion. Since Wario thinks he's handsome, he decided his minion should have his face. He sat on his Wa-Machine, wondering how he could do this. When his fat caused him to fall into his Wa-Machine, WaWario was produced."@en . "Wawario is kind of like Wario, but he has a \"wa\" in front of his name. Since having a \"wa\" in front of your name makes you evil (like Luigi and Waluigi, Wawario is an evil form of Wario, therefore, Wawario is a hater. However, since Wario is already evil, and Wawario is an evil form of Wario, Wawario is really an evil form of an evil person, which means that Wawario is really a good form of Wario. But, considering the \"wa\" in front of his name, he must be evil, making him evil evil Wario. But, you must consider this equation . . . Whatever he is. Other than that, he has Nega ........."@en . "WaWario"@en . . "Wawario is kind of like Wario, but he has a \"wa\" in front of his name. Since having a \"wa\" in front of your name makes you evil (like Luigi and Waluigi, Wawario is an evil form of Wario, therefore, Wawario is a hater. However, since Wario is already evil, and Wawario is an evil form of Wario, Wawario is really an evil form of an evil person, which means that Wawario is really a good form of Wario. But, considering the \"wa\" in front of his name, he must be evil, making him evil evil Wario. But, you must consider this equation . . . So, since Wawario is two evils, and one evil cancels another evil, then Wawario must be good. So... As you can see, this equation makes no sense, unless you take the ham and divide it by the turkey. Then, you get... As we've learned from this lesson, math is stupid and confusing. So, just ignore trying to make sense of Wawario's status, and treat him as what he is. Whatever he is. Other than that, he has Nega ......... for some reason."@en . "- Johnny C. on this article WaWario is a wa-guy who was made with the Wa-Machine. He has an whinternship with Wario (a whinternship is an internship with a whip). WaWario is not very powerful compared to most villains. WaWario was created when Wario wanted an evil minion. Since Wario thinks he's handsome, he decided his minion should have his face. He sat on his Wa-Machine, wondering how he could do this. When his fat caused him to fall into his Wa-Machine, WaWario was produced. WaWario worked for Wario for several years, as he is a weaker version of Wario, and has a smaller brain. WaWario eventually decided he quit, but he didn't really know how to quit, so he just kept working for Wario."@en . . . . . . "Wawario"@en . .