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<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/CtChZWvCXDalwolwFxgH4g==>	<http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#comment>	"1 out of 5 users is contributing on this article It's Here! 1.  \n*  Dissasemble OWCA   2.  \n*  make him make a oath to NOT stop evil   3.  \n*  make Perry look evil   4.  \n*  send him to the Academy   5.  \n*  inspire Doof for a new -inator   6.  \n*  Work for him and do a lousy job.   7.  \n*  Bonus if you're Carl.   8.  \n*  Ask him a lot of questions.   9.  \n*  Hold him hostage.   10.  \n*  Destroy his reputation.   11.  \n*  Refer to him as \"some guy\" instead of Major.   12.  \n*  Make him take a taxi instead of a town car.   13.  \n*  Touch him with unwashed hands.   14.  \n*  Make him say \"I am Major Monogram. I dropped that water balloon. I have poopy pants.\"   15.  \n*  Enlist for the OWCA as a field agent if you aren't an animal.   16.  \n*  Expose his yearning to sing.   17.  \n*  Turn off th"@en .
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<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/CtChZWvCXDalwolwFxgH4g==>	<http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#label>	"50 Ways to Annoy Major Monogram"@en .
<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/CtChZWvCXDalwolwFxgH4g==>	<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/ontology/abstract>	"1 out of 5 users is contributing on this article It's Here! 1.  \n*  Dissasemble OWCA   2.  \n*  make him make a oath to NOT stop evil   3.  \n*  make Perry look evil   4.  \n*  send him to the Academy   5.  \n*  inspire Doof for a new -inator   6.  \n*  Work for him and do a lousy job.   7.  \n*  Bonus if you're Carl.   8.  \n*  Ask him a lot of questions.   9.  \n*  Hold him hostage.   10.  \n*  Destroy his reputation.   11.  \n*  Refer to him as \"some guy\" instead of Major.   12.  \n*  Make him take a taxi instead of a town car.   13.  \n*  Touch him with unwashed hands.   14.  \n*  Make him say \"I am Major Monogram. I dropped that water balloon. I have poopy pants.\"   15.  \n*  Enlist for the OWCA as a field agent if you aren't an animal.   16.  \n*  Expose his yearning to sing.   17.  \n*  Turn off the stage lights on him while he's trying to sing.   18.  \n*  Double-Cross O.W.C.A.   19.  \n*  Trap him in O.W.C.A.'s jail   20.  \n*  Bonus if Dr.D is there with him.   21.  \n*  Say he's a bad singer.   22.  \n*  Break the fourth wall.   \n*  Bonus if you're Carl.   23.  \n*  Kill Carl   24.  \n*  Make Him Shut down OWCA   25.  \n*  say \"OWCA Are for Humans not Cats and dogs and stuff like that!\"   26.  \n*  Bonus if your Maver the Bullie   27.  \n*  Kill all the pets   28.  \n*  Make him a double ganger   29.  \n*  Bonus if ur P&F   30.  \n*  Make him cry"@en .
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