. . . . . "One of many recurring themes during the show are euphemisms Future Ted uses in front of his kids. While telling his story, he uses them to describe inappropriate things the gang did or say in his youth. Because he is speaking in front of his kids, he often uses metaphors to censor actions or dirty words he doesn't want them to know about. These euphemisms include: \n* Eating a Sandwich as a metaphor for smoking marijuana on several occasions \n* \"Grinch\" and \"fudge\" instead of \"some very bad words\" in How Lily Stole Christmas \n* The solution to \"Grinch\" has divided fans into two camps, one believing \"cunt\", the other thinking about \"bitch\", although the latter has been said several times without censoring. \n* Not telling the punchline of the dirty joke \u201CWhat\u2019s the difference between peanut butter and jam?\u201D in Mosbius Designs \n* \"Reading a magazine\" to mean pooping in Benefits \n* \"Stuff\" to mean \"shit\" as in Roger Murtaughs famous line \"I'm too old for this shit\" in Murtaugh \n* \"Playing the bagpipe\" as a metaphor for (especially loud) sex in Bagpipes \n* \"Giving a thumbs up\" as a metaphor for people flipping others off in Robin 101 \n* Barney chanting \"Kiss her\" in the Cinema (presumably instead of \"F*** her\") in The Wedding Bride \n* \"confetti\" to visualize Baby Marvin pooping all over Marshall when the latter checks his diaper in Band or DJ? \n* Lily exclaiming \"Holy confetti\" instead of \"Holy shit\" moments later"@en . "Future Ted's euphemisms"@en . . . "One of many recurring themes during the show are euphemisms Future Ted uses in front of his kids. While telling his story, he uses them to describe inappropriate things the gang did or say in his youth. Because he is speaking in front of his kids, he often uses metaphors to censor actions or dirty words he doesn't want them to know about. These euphemisms include:"@en . . . . . .