<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/F9bIVNSjrLDd4OpDoz8rMw==>	<http://purl.org/dc/terms/subject>	<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/IQJkmEDTirU9H13pzbd1gw==> .
<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/F9bIVNSjrLDd4OpDoz8rMw==>	<http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#comment>	"Chimpanzees are not animals, but ex-bureaucrats damaged by working as bureaucrats for many years. Governments do not want us to know the horrendous occupational hazards of being a bureaucrat, so THEY dump all severely damaged bureaucrats in the jungle and call them animals. Chimpanzee infants look so human because they are human, and the \"poachers\" are just a cover for moving them to civilized families. This also explains why there are no chimpanzee fossils. See also bigfoot."@en .
<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/F9bIVNSjrLDd4OpDoz8rMw==>	<http://purl.org/dc/terms/subject>	<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/u2m01coPPBQ_7ROiAouDsA==> .
<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/F9bIVNSjrLDd4OpDoz8rMw==>	<http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#label>	"Chimps as bureaucrat occupational hazard"@en .
<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/resource/F9bIVNSjrLDd4OpDoz8rMw==>	<http://dbkwik.webdatacommons.org/ontology/abstract>	"Chimpanzees are not animals, but ex-bureaucrats damaged by working as bureaucrats for many years. Governments do not want us to know the horrendous occupational hazards of being a bureaucrat, so THEY dump all severely damaged bureaucrats in the jungle and call them animals. Chimpanzee infants look so human because they are human, and the \"poachers\" are just a cover for moving them to civilized families. This also explains why there are no chimpanzee fossils. See also bigfoot."@en .