. . . . . "Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks"@en . . "NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. We've put up with some pretty weird shit in our childhoods, didn't we? We had... (Pictures of the Care Bears) NC (voiceover): ...midget bears that made people feel better by shooting out their radioactive stomachs... (Pictures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) NC (voiceover): ...premature reptiles that study ninjitsu while eating processed Italian food... (Picture of Alf) NC (voiceover): ...and an alien whose nose quite frankly... (\"CENSORED\" bar covers Alf's nose) NC (voiceover): ...should've been censored."@en . "NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. We've put up with some pretty weird shit in our childhoods, didn't we? We had... (Pictures of the Care Bears) NC (voiceover): ...midget bears that made people feel better by shooting out their radioactive stomachs... (Pictures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) NC (voiceover): ...premature reptiles that study ninjitsu while eating processed Italian food... (Picture of Alf) NC (voiceover): ...and an alien whose nose quite frankly... (\"CENSORED\" bar covers Alf's nose) NC (voiceover): ...should've been censored. NC: Yet with all that strangeness going on, there are still a few select moments that stick out in the totally messed up department. These are known as the \"Mindfuck moments\". (Montage of various insane footage) NC (voiceover): The times when not only are you looking at total craziness, but it's constantly being thrown at you and simply will not let up. It can be just a few moments, or it can sometimes be the length of the entire movie. Either way, there's absolutely NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT IT! NC: Now I've already mentioned the Tom & Jerry movie in another review, and trust me when I say that aborted atrocity doesn't have to be mentioned again. But, there are still 11 other choices that deserve to be looked and feared beyond reason. So, in this special \"surreal\" edition of the \"Nostalgia Critic\", I'd like you to forget about your calm, logical reality, and enter a world of crazy, insane, fucked-up-tivity. This is the Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks. (Montage of various insane footage made by YouTube user cyriak --with the NC inserted into the footage while he plays along--and Creature Feature: The Greatest Show Unearthed in the intro and title screen)"@en .