"\u017Danek \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00E9 z Trocnov\u00FDho byl spr\u00E1vn\u00E9 mlata\u0159. H\u00F3kalo se to vo n\u011Bm a vo cel\u00E9 jeho mlata\u0159sk\u00E9 sajtn\u011B v ka\u017Ed\u00FDm \u0161tatlu a g\u00F3mali to aji v Rajchu. Dy\u017E jedn\u00F3 \u0161tatlil s cel\u00F3 sv\u00F3 plotn\u00F3 vokolo Sudom\u011B\u0159ic\u016F, tak va\u0159il t\u011B\u017Ek\u00E9 hantec s Pav\u010Dem Talaf\u016Fskov\u00FDm. Jak tak hant\u00FDrovali, ani nevrzl voko na plac p\u0159ed partiju a m\u00E1lem valili v\u0161ichni pod drn. Jen\u017Ee \u017Danek Rohat\u00E9 zvan\u00E9 Dub\u00E1l h\u00E1zel \u0161piz a zmer\u010Dil plotnu k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00E9ch, jak klap\u00F3 z pal\u00EDrny vod P\u00EDskov\u00FDho. Hned va\u0159il: Je to \u0161pat\u00E9nka, s\u00F3 p\u011Bkn\u011B spa\u0159en\u00FD a jejich beteln\u00E1 sajtna, to zac\u00F3lujem \u0159ep\u00F3. Rad\u0161i bych t\u00E1hl bahno na roli ne\u017E se s nima ternovat. A jel na \u017Danka \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00FDho - \u017Danku dem pali, dlabanec na v\u011Bc, za\u0161ij\u00E9m se n\u011Bkam. \u017Danek hl\u00E1s\u00ED: Neva\u0159 Rohat\u00E9, m\u00E1\u0161 blb\u00FD \u017Egrynd\u00FD a hned bys na v\u0161echno h\u00E1zel kak\u00E1\u010D. Ho\u010F \u0161pizunk na to, jak s\u00F3 spa\u0159en\u00ED a plav si vykajlovat n\u011Bkam v\u00E1"@cs . "\u017Danek \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00E9 z Trocnov\u00FDho byl spr\u00E1vn\u00E9 mlata\u0159. H\u00F3kalo se to vo n\u011Bm a vo cel\u00E9 jeho mlata\u0159sk\u00E9 sajtn\u011B v ka\u017Ed\u00FDm \u0161tatlu a g\u00F3mali to aji v Rajchu. Dy\u017E jedn\u00F3 \u0161tatlil s cel\u00F3 sv\u00F3 plotn\u00F3 vokolo Sudom\u011B\u0159ic\u016F, tak va\u0159il t\u011B\u017Ek\u00E9 hantec s Pav\u010Dem Talaf\u016Fskov\u00FDm. Jak tak hant\u00FDrovali, ani nevrzl voko na plac p\u0159ed partiju a m\u00E1lem valili v\u0161ichni pod drn. Jen\u017Ee \u017Danek Rohat\u00E9 zvan\u00E9 Dub\u00E1l h\u00E1zel \u0161piz a zmer\u010Dil plotnu k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00E9ch, jak klap\u00F3 z pal\u00EDrny vod P\u00EDskov\u00FDho. Hned va\u0159il: Je to \u0161pat\u00E9nka, s\u00F3 p\u011Bkn\u011B spa\u0159en\u00FD a jejich beteln\u00E1 sajtna, to zac\u00F3lujem \u0159ep\u00F3. Rad\u0161i bych t\u00E1hl bahno na roli ne\u017E se s nima ternovat. A jel na \u017Danka \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00FDho - \u017Danku dem pali, dlabanec na v\u011Bc, za\u0161ij\u00E9m se n\u011Bkam. \u017Danek hl\u00E1s\u00ED: Neva\u0159 Rohat\u00E9, m\u00E1\u0161 blb\u00FD \u017Egrynd\u00FD a hned bys na v\u0161echno h\u00E1zel kak\u00E1\u010D. Ho\u010F \u0161pizunk na to, jak s\u00F3 spa\u0159en\u00ED a plav si vykajlovat n\u011Bkam v\u00E1lec a\u0165 se ti neklep\u00F3 haluze. Venca Korand\u016Fj taky h\u00E1zel ucho, p\u0159iklapal k Dub\u00E1lovi a hl\u00E1s\u00ED: \u017Danku neje\u010F na \u017Di\u017Ekeca serpent\u00FDny, von to g\u00F3me - kdy\u017E byl juhan tak raz\u00EDval na pajtl, za hajfiskama a kde prob\u011Bhla mlata, tak tam se b\u00F3chal. \u017Danek \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00E9 h\u00F3kl: k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00FD s\u00F3 sajtna feto\u0161\u016F, m\u00E1znem je do ryb\u00E1lu a tam je zpeckujem. Najedn\u00F3 p\u0159iklapal vod k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00E9ch n\u011Bjak\u00E9 somr\u00E1k a z placu hl\u00E1s\u00ED \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00FDmu: Hans, zac\u00F3luj n\u011Bjak\u00F3 tu krupicu, my si \u0161laufnem a jak morgen zoncna bude rumplovat, my gehen pali, a jak pr\u00E9 nic nevysol\u00ED, bude buchec, v\u0161echny uva\u0159ij\u00F3 do kame\u0148a a pak jim hodij\u00F3 ma\u0161lu. \u017Danek mu hl\u00E1s\u00ED - m\u011B o love nevobtahne\u0161 - je\u010F pali, ne\u017E k\u00F3p\u00ED\u0161 na skobu - ani kilo, ani dekov\u00F3 fusku. A ten somr\u00E1k h\u00F3kl: \u017Danku, d\u00E9 si majzla, a vodklapal. \u017Danek hl\u00E1s\u00ED Dub\u00E1lovi Rohat\u00FDmu: s\u00F3 to feting\u0159i, ka\u017Ed\u00E9 m\u00E1 v ryp\u00E1ku \u0161pinku, v mantlu lampu \u010Derva, h\u00E1ra jak pako, goldnovejch k\u00F3dr\u016F pln\u00FD klepeta a rumplovat se neg\u00F3m\u00F3. Dotla\u010D Pedra Chel\u010Dick\u00FDho, Vence Kovandov\u00FDho, Pr\u00F3fy Hol\u00FDho a Pav\u010De Talaf\u016Fska a de se na v\u011Bc. Pak se cel\u00E1 \u017Dankova partyja za\u0161ila mezi ryb\u00E1le. Nortoni k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00FD nemohli vasr\u016Fvku ani \u010Dut, a tak \u0161tatlili bahniskem p\u0159es pr\u00E1zdn\u00E9 rybec. Pro \u017Dankovu sajtnu to byl lochec. E\u0161t\u011B mohli chytat bronz, dyby pecen \u017Ehavil. Nasadili k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00E9m p\u011Bkn\u00F3 meltu. Vtrukli na n\u011B grymlama a k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00FD byli v g\u00E9bi\u0161u. Aji ten somr\u00E1k k\u00F3pil pecku na vanu a do \u0159epy. K\u0159f\u017Eat\u00FD, pod auglama moncle, rozhozen\u00FD sand\u00E1ly p\u0159efl\u00E1knut\u00FD brka a rozkopan\u00FD cemry, byli v t\u011B\u017Ek\u00FDm ponuru a hl\u00E1sili lo\u010F bleskovku do Rajchu. Cel\u00E1 plotna Husov\u00E9ch pak v prvn\u00ED palu\u0161i, co zmer\u010Dila, hodila sicnu a tam pa\u0159ili bez durch\u010Den\u00ED a\u017E do r\u00E1na. Tento text v hantecu byl ukraden pro v\u011Bt\u0161\u00ED sl\u00E1vu Necyklopedie (zdroj http://www.volny.cz/hantec/)"@cs . . . "Jak \u017Danek \u017Di\u017Ekov\u00E9 \u0161eredn\u011B vyb\u00F3chal k\u0159\u00ED\u017Eat\u00FD"@cs . .