. . "Seal defenses are not to be confused with seal romances, which is an entirely different kettle of fish, and one too extreme for these pages. Eel defenses, although effective, are in no way connected to seal defenses, as eel defenses are carried out in fresh water situations. Seal defencing, a sport carried out by seals whereby the fences around their enclosure are removed and used to beat the heck out of zookeepers, is also nothing to do with seal defenses. it is a bad idea to get these mixed up, as the last thing you want is a crazed seal with a bit of wood running around your beach, kicking over sandcastles and abusing the elderly."@en . . "Seal defenses"@en . "Seal defenses are not to be confused with seal romances, which is an entirely different kettle of fish, and one too extreme for these pages. Eel defenses, although effective, are in no way connected to seal defenses, as eel defenses are carried out in fresh water situations."@en .