"Once Bitten"@en . "Roasted Guy/Quotes"@en . "Roasted Guy"@en . ":[Joe introduces Quagmire as roastmaster]\n:Quagmire: Thanks you, thank you, thank you very mush. Joe, I'd tell you to take your seat, but I'd be about fifteen years too late.\n----\n:Quagmire: Well first off, Peter's always been special. In high school, he didn't play sports, but he did wear a helmet.\n----\n:Quagmire: But I gotta say the worst part about being Peter's friend is knowing that eventually you're gonna have to be the fatass' pallbearer. Lift with the legs, right fellas?\n----\n:Carter: As Lois' father, I hate the thought of her having sex with Peter.\n:Lois: [offscreen] And so do I!\n----\n:Carl: I asked Peter what he got on his SATs. He said \"Mayonnaise.\"\n----\n:Becca: [about Lois] That voice! Ugh.\n----\n:Jamie: Your wife is such a pig.\n:Peter: Oh I don't know about that, Jamie. Pigs eat slop; Lois only cooks it.\n----\n:Peter: Our cycles have lined up; mine's from wiping too hard.\n----\n:Jamie: I guess Peter made it to the bathroom 'cause I can't feel him walking anymore!\n:Becca: I know! Fe fi fo fum! Right?\n----\n:Peter: Lois, you were right; those women were talking about me.\n:Lois: Oh, dear. What did they say?\n:Peter: I don't even remember. There was such a long cutaway, but I know it was really mean.\n----\n:Jerome: Peter,you're loud, you can't hold down a job and your blood pressure's high. If ya didn't have such a damn tiny ding a ling, you could be a black guy!\n----\n:Cleveland: Peter's got a small penis, but hey! Nuthin' grows in the shade!"@en . "Fighting Irish"@en . . .