. . . "Katon Dawson is the chairman of South Carolina's Republican Party. His life was unremarkable until one day he received a call from a with The Colbert Report. After a tense negotiation, Mr. Dawson gave Stephen this advice: \u201Che could probably have more fun buying a sports car and getting a girlfriend.\u201D This statement puts Mr. Dawson's Republican credentials into question. A girlfriend, Mr. Dawson? Seriously? A sports car? Why don't you tell Stephen to go to the Minneapolis Airport Bathroom and await further instructions? Heroes, please help Mr. Dawson understand what real advice for a candidate looks like by posting below the advice you would give Stephen if you were the chairman of South Carolina's Republican Party."@en . "Katon Dawson is the chairman of South Carolina's Republican Party. His life was unremarkable until one day he received a call from a with The Colbert Report. After a tense negotiation, Mr. Dawson gave Stephen this advice: \u201Che could probably have more fun buying a sports car and getting a girlfriend.\u201D This statement puts Mr. Dawson's Republican credentials into question. A girlfriend, Mr. Dawson? Seriously? A sports car? Why don't you tell Stephen to go to the Minneapolis Airport Bathroom and await further instructions?"@en . "Katon Dawson"@en .