. . "After being used by so many Force-sensetives, the Toilet itself gained midi-chlorians and as a result backed up on anyone who didn't clean it properly. Eventually, after defying the efforts of countless plumbers and janitors, the Toilet was sealed away for eternity\u2026 or so some thought. For the shit and piss of the greatest Jedi ever had built up at the bottom of the Toilet, creating a mixture that would grant anyone full mastery of the Force. The Toilet was so wise and knowledgeable, it even knew whether or not Han shat first. Indiana Jones and many others tried to track down this Toilet\u2026 find out if they succeeded soon. Or not."@en . "After being used by so many Force-sensetives, the Toilet itself gained midi-chlorians and as a result backed up on anyone who didn't clean it properly. Eventually, after defying the efforts of countless plumbers and janitors, the Toilet was sealed away for eternity\u2026 or so some thought. For the shit and piss of the greatest Jedi ever had built up at the bottom of the Toilet, creating a mixture that would grant anyone full mastery of the Force. The Toilet was so wise and knowledgeable, it even knew whether or not Han shat first. Indiana Jones and many others tried to track down this Toilet\u2026 find out if they succeeded soon. Or not."@en . "Toilet of the Jedi"@en . .