"Taahgaarxians"@en . . "Though LaHaye claims Taahgaarxians were originally his creation, their true roots date back to the very first draft of the Bible, which was thrown away because of its lack of miserable, burning heretics. Here is the original passage: And God said onto them: Why do you befriend the heathen? They replied: \"He is a kind man, though he does not share your love\". And God smote the traitor, and said: \"Let there be anteaters\", and the Taahgaarxians were born from the Earth to eat the sinners."@en . . . "Though LaHaye claims Taahgaarxians were originally his creation, their true roots date back to the very first draft of the Bible, which was thrown away because of its lack of miserable, burning heretics. Here is the original passage: And God said onto them: Why do you befriend the heathen? They replied: \"He is a kind man, though he does not share your love\". And God smote the traitor, and said: \"Let there be anteaters\", and the Taahgaarxians were born from the Earth to eat the sinners. Because his books are about the end of the world, LaHaye can get away with plagiarizing from the Bible, but some readers were still puzzled, since the part about Taahgaarxians was omitted from the original text. \"The Taahgaarxians were my idea, \"says LaHaye as he fired a shotgun at an atheist's face. \"The fact that my creations and God's are the same in appearance and name is simply proof that I am the holiest person on the planet and that God loves me the most.\""@en . . . . .