. "Hi The Monkey Knife is a tool used by Fat Hairy Things to Assassinate Noob's with in Matchmaking games. And also to torture D00ds and D00d3ts with. One example of this is when a Hairy Thing used it to torture and behead James Ackerson during the Battle of Cleveland Brown . I know, I've betrayed Gruntipedia by putting links to Halopedia articles, but if SOMEBODY would've MADE THOSE ARTICLES, then we wouldn't be HAVING THIS PROBLEM! Oh, and yeah, the article is done because I honestly don't know what to write about now because the Monkey Knife is not that important in the Halo Universe, so yeah..."@en . . . . "Hi The Monkey Knife is a tool used by Fat Hairy Things to Assassinate Noob's with in Matchmaking games. And also to torture D00ds and D00d3ts with. One example of this is when a Hairy Thing used it to torture and behead James Ackerson during the Battle of Cleveland Brown . I know, I've betrayed Gruntipedia by putting links to Halopedia articles, but if SOMEBODY would've MADE THOSE ARTICLES, then we wouldn't be HAVING THIS PROBLEM! Oh, and yeah, the article is done because I honestly don't know what to write about now because the Monkey Knife is not that important in the Halo Universe, so yeah..."@en . . . "Jiralhanae Combat Knife"@en . .