"TBA"@en . . "Peter's Lost Youth"@en . . "Peter's Lost Youth/Quotes"@en . "Saturated Fat Guy"@en . ":Father: Next up, our fantasy weekend for two at Fenway Park.\n:Peter: Oh, man. This is it.\n:Father: And the winner is ... Peter Griffin!\n:Peter: Holy crap, I won!\n:Brian: Wow, good for you.\n:Meg: Congratulations.\n:Chris: I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY YOUR NAME OUT LOUD!\n----\n:Airport Security Guard: Sir, you're not allowed to be on the carousel.\n:Peter: Well then, maybe you shouldn't have named it such a fun word.\n----\n:Joe: I've got that murdered jogger's Discman you wanted last week. Still bloody.\n----\n:Meg: Mom, you're really going to Boston? I didn't even think you liked baseball.\n:Lois: Oh, I'm not going for baseball. I'm going for shopping, the hotel spa, and two days of away from you life sucking turds.\n----\n:Meg: Okay, now you heard mom say I'm in charge. So, I just wanna lay a few ground rules.\n:Stewie: Yep.\n:Meg: I promise we're gonna have fun, but there will be a schedule.\n:Stewie: Uh-huh.\n:Meg: Just to keep everything running smoothly.\n:Stewie: Sure, gotta have boundaries.\n:Meg: And I may assign a chore or two.\n:Stewie: Sounds great, Meg.\n:Meg: Because, it's actually more fun, when everyone pitches in.\n:Stewie: Hey, by the way.\n:[Stewie sprays Meg with a gardening hose]\n:Meg: AAAAAAAAH!\n:Stewie: I'm gonna flush your retainer down the toilet.\n----\n:Lois: Alright Peter, I'm gonna go. You wanna hand me some cash in front of the other men, so you feel powerful?\n:Peter: Instead, why don't you just take my Minions Discover card?\n----\n:Stewie: Rupert, what do you think of this fanfiction I wrote? [reads from the fanfiction] Diego pressed Dora against the wall. Her bosom heaving. Her hot Latina breath on his face. For once, Diego was going to do the exploring. [fans himself] Phew, just reading it. Muy caliente.\n----\n:[Peter's pants fall down]\n:Coach: It's always the fat one.\n:Peter: I heard that.\n:Coach: I said it right to you. You know what? Let's just get Lois up to bat. Where's Lois?\n:Lois: I'm right here, coach. Guess you don't have a lot of babes out here, except for Babe Ruth. Ha ha ha ha ha!\n:Baseball Player 1: Babe Ruth!\n:Baseball Player 2: Hah!\n:Baseball Player 3: That's funny, cuz she's hot.\n----\n:[Brian sees Stewie crying]\n:Brian: Stewie, what the hell's going on?\n:Stewie: Meg's awful! She gave me a time out and she's making me sit in this chair!\n:Brian: My God, she put eyeshadow on you too.\n:Stewie: I might have gotten up from the chair. Brian, Meg's lost her mind. You've gotta talk to her!\n:Brian: Stewie, Lois put Meg in charge and...honestly, one I knew that...I ate a pot cookie, so um...yeah...so good luck with all that...uh...you got any cool DVDs?\n:Stewie: Brian, please! I need help!\n:Brian: Hah! Totally. Hey, where's Chris? I wonder if he'll play Wii Bowling with me?\n----\n:Brian: The trick, Chris, is thinking of the wand as an extension of your arm.\n:Chris: Wow, I can't believe I'm pretend bowling with a dog on drugs!\n----\n:Coach: Come on, Lois. We've got you sitting right next to Pedro Mart\u00EDnez and Ted Williams' severed head.\n:[Ted Williams' head is in a capsule]\n:Ted Williams: There's a special place in Hell for whoever's responsible for me ending up like this.\n----\n:Coach: Who wants to play second?\n:Peter: I will!\n:Coach: Lois, why don't you take second?\n:Peter: How could he not see that? I even held up my arm with my other hand.\n:Baseball Player: That is the most noticeable way to raise your hand.\n----\n:Peter: You think I'll be back in time for the game?\n:Coach: What? You're not playing in the game. It's supposed to be a fun day out here and you go nuts and break your wife's leg!\n:Peter: It's not my fault. I'm all hopped up on hard baseball card gum. [Peter crunches baseball card gum] Mmmm. It's like eating a Mastercard.\n----\n:[Lois is walking with crutches, with her leg in a cast]\n:Lois: You know what I'm getting sick of saying? My husband did this to me, but it's not what you think.\n----\n:[Meg gets a call from Lois]\n:Meg: Hello? Oh, hi mom.\n:Lois: Hi, honey. How you doing? How's Stewie?\n:Meg: Oh, he's great. Not lost or anything. How's fantasy camp going?\n:Lois: Uh, your father broke my leg out of jealousy, but that didn't ruin our honeymoon and it's not gonna ruin this. So listen, I want all you guys to drive up to Boston this afternoon, to see your father play in the big game.\n:Meg: Uh, wow, we'd love to, mom, but we promised Stewie, we'd perform a puppet show for him, later today.\n:Lois: Oh, you could perform it for all of us, up here in Boston. The game's in two hours. Drive safely.\n:[Meg hangs up]\n:Meg: Crap. Now we've gotta find Stewie and write a puppet show.\n:[The trio goes into the house, discussing the puppet show]\n:Brian: We could repurpose my one act farce.\n:Chris: Or we could write something fresh.\n:Brian: Hey, just because it's already been written, doesn't mean it's not fresh.\n:Meg: What did I just say? Shut up! We're in trouble! I'm in trouble.\n:[Stewie enters]\n:Stewie: Hey, what's this? A dickweed convention?\n:Chris: Stewie!\n:Meg: Oh, thank God, you're home!\n:Brian: Where the hell have you been?\n:Stewie: As far away from her as possible! I forgot her name, honestly.\n----\n:[Peter hits a baseball]\n:Lois: Fair ball! Run, Peter! Run it out!\n:[Peter starts running and a cutaway shows a man working inside Peter's brain. He gets a call from a man in Peter's muscle]\n:Brain Guy: Peter's brain.\n:Muscle Guy: Yeah, uh. This is the muscle department. What the hell is he doing?\n:Brain Guy: Uh, apparently, he's trying to sprint.\n:Muscle Guy: Sprint? He got winded, walking to the plate and he's been out in the blazing sun for two days! Has he had any water?\n:Brain Guy: No, he told his wife, there's juices in the hot dogs.\n:Muscle Guy: Well, I'm sorry, I've got no choice, but to call for a complete muscle failure.\n----\n:[Peter passes out on the ground]\n:Chris: Look! Dad's planking, from like eight years ago!\n:Stewie: Is there a Neiman Marcus is Boston?\n:Lois: Peter! Get up! Get up and run!\n:[Peter struggles to get up]\n:Brian: Run, Peter!\n:Chris: Come on, dad!\n:Meg: We love you!\n:Stewie: Copley Place. How far is that?"@en .