. . "Male"@en . . . . . . . "* Belgian Congo \n* Congo"@en . "Esta p\u00E1gina pertenece a la Negropedia. \"M\u00F3nico, eres m\u00E1s grande que Barcelona\" \u2014 Congo, cada vez que ve\u00EDa a M\u00F3nico \"M\u00EDralo, es m\u00E1s feliz que un cochinillo en un charco.\" \u2014 Tambi\u00E9n refiri\u00E9ndose a M\u00F3nico. \"Dany Mellows, buen jugador, mejor persona.\" \u2014 Su t\u00EDpica frase de las pachangas . Ver otros poyanos."@es . . "Congo is a country of Africa."@en . "Le Congo est un pays se trouvant sur le continent africain."@fr . . . "1170.0"^^ . "Kinshasa"@fr . . "3"^^ . . "Subtitles: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. Sometimes, it\u2019s best to do things as animalistic as possible. For example, if I threw my own feces at the movie I\u2019m reviewing today... you\u2019d consider it as an upgrade. What movie could cause such an outburst of beastly behavior? (The title screen for Congo appears. NC then starts to scream like a gorilla while cutting back to the movie footage) Subtitles: Horrible writing! Lousy acting! Crappy directing! And ape costumes so bad they make Roddy McDowall look like an endangered species. NC: So let's take a look!"@en . . . . . . . "n/a - trying to form one with his pet."@en . . . "Thatstuff"@en . . . . "Le bongo du Congo"@fr . "320"^^ . . . . . "Congo is a country in central Africa. Brazzaville is the capital and the largest city. There are no ice rinks and no ice hockey is played there."@en . . . . "Congo Vital Statistics Physical Appearance Gender Age Height Weight More 'He be a hunk of jungle lovin' mon' - Lyonessa [about Congo] trying to mimic Congo's dialect (which is a thing she does.) CONGO is a troll living with a hex over his head. He lives with his funny 'pet' (blood bonded wife Lyonessa) in Sen'jin Village. He has inner conflicts about his druidism clashing with his more savage voodoo side."@en . . . . . . "In the late eighteenth century, the land was divided up by the European colonial powers. The French established the colony of French Congo, claiming the land north and west of the Congo River. French Congo later became one of the territories of French Equatorial Africa. Further north, along the Ubangi tributary, they established the colony of Oubangi-Chari, which was also made part of French Equatorial Africa. The Belgian king, Leopold II claimed the land south and east of the Congo River, and owned it as the sole stakeholder as the Congo Free State, until 1908, when international pressure over atrocities in the land forced Leopold II to make it a Belgian colony, the Belgian Congo. These colonial lands did not become independent nations until the 1960s."@en . . "hello my people now bow down to me"@en . . . "Congo is 1995 action/adventure film (with a slight comedic streak) based on the novel of the same name written by Michael Crichton (of Jurassic Park fame). An expedition to the titular Congo on telecommunications company Travi-Com's part to develop a laser weapon ends in disaster when the party is slain by an unseen threat. Dr. Karen Ross (Laura Linney), who to used be the fiance of one of the members of the party, is sent to investigate the slaying and retrieve the weapon."@en . . . . "2005"^^ . "Congo Vital Statistics Physical Appearance Gender Age Height Weight More 'He be a hunk of jungle lovin' mon' - Lyonessa [about Congo] trying to mimic Congo's dialect (which is a thing she does.) CONGO is a troll living with a hex over his head. He lives with his funny 'pet' (blood bonded wife Lyonessa) in Sen'jin Village. He has inner conflicts about his druidism clashing with his more savage voodoo side."@en . "Link"@en . "True Neutral"@en . . . . . . . "Congo, officially the Democratic Republic of the Congo (Lingala: Republiki ya Kong\u00F3 Demokratiki) is a country in central Africa that borders Yubaland, the CAR and Cameroon in the north, Gabon and Cabinda in the west, Angola and Zambia to the south and Uganda, Rwanda and Burundi to the east. Its capital is Kins\u00E1s\u00E1. Besides Lingala, Congolese, French and Swahili also hold official status and in these languages, the country is known thus: \n* Congolese: Repubilika ya Kongo ya Demokalasi. \n* Swahili: Jamhuri ya Kidemorasia ya Kongo. \n* French: R\u00E9publique D\u00E9mocratique du Congo."@en . . . . "Congo is a country in Central Africa. It is also the habitat of the Tebo. Witches and wizards from Congo may attend Uagadou School of Magic if they wish."@en . "Congo"@en . . "Congo is 1995 action/adventure film (with a slight comedic streak) based on the novel of the same name written by Michael Crichton (of Jurassic Park fame). An expedition to the titular Congo on telecommunications company Travi-Com's part to develop a laser weapon ends in disaster when the party is slain by an unseen threat. Dr. Karen Ross (Laura Linney), who to used be the fiance of one of the members of the party, is sent to investigate the slaying and retrieve the weapon. Meanwhile, Dr. Peter Elliott (Dylan Walsh), a primatologist, has invented a device that translates sign-language into audible English, and by doing so has given his pet gorilla, Amy, the ability to speak (she is voiced by Shayna Fox). Amy has been having nightmares, so Peter resolves to take her back to her birthplace in the Congo. At first he is unable to find funding, but then Romanian philanthropist Herkermer Homolka (Tim Curry) grants it. It is revealed that Herkermer has an ulterior motive; to find the mythical lost city of Zinj, said to contain an ample diamond mine. Peter, Amy, Herkermer, and Peter's friend Richard (Grant Heslov) meet with Karen and head for Africa. Once there, they meet their guide, Captain Munro Kelly (Ernie Hudson), and embark on the expedition. Along the way, they encounter Zaire soldiers, hippopotami, and finally the city of Zinj itself, guarded by a pack of killer gorillas responsible for its elusiveness and for the initial expedition's slaughter. Congo is certainly trite, shallow, silly and cheesy; but intentionally so. If you don't think too hard about it, then it's a perfectly acceptable So Bad It's Good or So Okay It's Average fragment of entertainment; if you're browsing Blockbuster one night for a DVD for movie night with your friends and they don't have Anaconda, this will do instead."@en . . "Africa"@en . . "Congo"@es . . . . "Congo es un pais en Africa. La area es sirca 342,000 cilometres cuadrada. La cuantia de popla, en la anio 2007, es sirca 3,800,610 persones. La site capital es Brazzaville. La major linguas es kongo 48%, sangha 20%, m'bochi 12%, teke 17%."@en . . . . . . "Brazzaville"@en . "Released"@en . . "1961"^^ . "Kongo 48%, Sangha 20%, M'Bochi 12%, Teke 17%, Europeans and other 3%"@en . . . "Jungle Troll"@en . "SD :"@en . . . "2005-06-06"^^ . . "Next review"@en . . . . . "Congo River Basin"@en . . . "Information"@en . "Congo is a name shared by two neighbouring countries in Central Africa, largely drained by the Congo River, and usually distinguished by their full official names and occasionally by adding their capital cities. The name was also used in prior political entities. It also refers to the African subregion drained by the Congo River, located between the Gulf of Guinea and the African Great Lakes. \"The Congos\" may be used to refer to both countries. The adjective \"Congolese\" (as in \"Congolese music\" or \"Congolese culture\") can refer to either or both countries."@en . . "Picsou en compagnie d'un Congolais."@fr . "Congo, officially the Republic of the Congo, and sometimes refered as the Congo Republic or Congo-Brazzaville is a country located Central Africa."@en . "7"^^ . . . . "Congo is a pinball machine produced by Williams. It is based on the motion picture of the same. And is the last pinball Williams made."@en . "The Congo is a country located in Central Africa."@en . . . "TBA"@en . "Congolese"@en . "Iron Man 2: Public Identity"@en . . . . "Congo is a gorilla, and an ally to Action Force."@en . "233.0"^^ . "The Congo is a country located in Central Africa."@en . . "Congo, officially the Democratic Republic of the Congo (Lingala: Republiki ya Kong\u00F3 Demokratiki) is a country in central Africa that borders Yubaland, the CAR and Cameroon in the north, Gabon and Cabinda in the west, Angola and Zambia to the south and Uganda, Rwanda and Burundi to the east. Its capital is Kins\u00E1s\u00E1. Besides Lingala, Congolese, French and Swahili also hold official status and in these languages, the country is known thus: \n* Congolese: Repubilika ya Kongo ya Demokalasi. \n* Swahili: Jamhuri ya Kidemorasia ya Kongo. \n* French: R\u00E9publique D\u00E9mocratique du Congo."@en . . . "Adventure, comedy"@en . . . . "Congo is a country of Africa."@en . . . . . . . "Congo is a weald mid-Highsun ethel. Congo cooking is one of the most frothered in mid Highsun. Blending a mix of fresh greens, chicken, bush meat and sea food, it is known as beeing fulsome and healthy. This leaf is a stub. You can help the Anglish Moot by swelling it."@en . "http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050119185948/wowwiki/images/7/7c/Horde_32.gif CONGO"@en . "unknown."@en . "Pays"@fr . . "2010-01-09"^^ . . . . . "cf-flag.gif"@en . "CFA Franc"@en . . . "Druid"@en . . . "Zul'Gurub"@en . "Congo is a country in Central Africa. It is also the habitat of the Tebo. Witches and wizards from Congo may attend Uagadou School of Magic if they wish."@en . . . "Congo is a country in Africa and a member of the United Nations."@en . . . . . . . . "The congo is a small country in africa that containes a veriaty of cryptids. The congo is the most known area were living fossils are sighted. This includes Asai Rex, Mokele Mbembe, Emela ntouka\u200E\u200E and kongamoto. Other crypitds were sided there such as ngoima and Congolese Giant Spider."@en . . "Le Congo est un pays se trouvant sur le continent africain."@fr . "280"^^ . . "At Least That Beast"@en . "Congo, officially the Republic of the Congo, and sometimes refered as the Congo Republic or Congo-Brazzaville is a country located Central Africa."@en . . . "Congo is an elephant calf who makes his first and only appearance in Operation Pridelands. He is a Pridelander who fled the reign of Scar."@en . "Operation Pridelands"@en . . "660.0"^^ . . "Congo is a weald mid-Highsun ethel. Congo cooking is one of the most frothered in mid Highsun. Blending a mix of fresh greens, chicken, bush meat and sea food, it is known as beeing fulsome and healthy. This leaf is a stub. You can help the Anglish Moot by swelling it."@en . . . "Congo was a coastal country in central Africa, bordering the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Its neighbors included the countries of Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. (\"Day 7: 12:00am-1:00am\") According to Ben Landry, director of the American Centers for Disease Control, the prion variant pathogen engineered by Starkwood was indigenous to East Congo. (\"Day 7: 11:00pm-12:00am\")"@en . . "2009-11-03"^^ . "www.supernova.com/show/congo"@en . "Stuff Productions"@en . . . "__NOEDITSECTION__"@fr . . "Congo is a country in central Africa. Brazzaville is the capital and the largest city. There are no ice rinks and no ice hockey is played there."@en . . . . "Congo"@en . . "Congo es un pais en Africa. La area es sirca 342,000 cilometres cuadrada. La cuantia de popla, en la anio 2007, es sirca 3,800,610 persones. La site capital es Brazzaville. La major linguas es kongo 48%, sangha 20%, m'bochi 12%, teke 17%."@en . . "Congo"@fr . . . "Congo is a name shared by two neighbouring countries in Central Africa, largely drained by the Congo River, and usually distinguished by their full official names and occasionally by adding their capital cities. The name was also used in prior political entities. It also refers to the African subregion drained by the Congo River, located between the Gulf of Guinea and the African Great Lakes. \"The Congos\" may be used to refer to both countries. The adjective \"Congolese\" (as in \"Congolese music\" or \"Congolese culture\") can refer to either or both countries. \n* The Republic of the Congo (ROC), also known as Congo-Brazzaville (and locally as \"Brazza\"), is the smaller of the two countries and lies to the west. It was long a French colony, most of the time called Middle Congo (or part of an entity Middle Congo-Gabon), informally also known as French Congo, and since 1886 part of French Equatorial Africa. On 3 January 1970 it became officially the People's Republic of Congo; since 15 March 1992 it has been known simply as the Republic of the Congo. \n* The Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC, sometimes also referred to as DR Congo or in French RDC), or Congo-Kinshasa, is the larger of the two countries and lies to the east. It was once claimed as the personal property of King Leopold II of Belgium, when it was known as the Congo Free State, and later a Belgian colony when it was renamed the Belgian Congo. It was known as Zaire from 1971 to 1997; during this time the other Congo came to be known simply as \"Congo\". Historically geographic uses of Congo and the alternate spelling \"Kongo\" include: \n* The Kingdom of Kongo, a Central African kingdom, dating back before the 1400s, that was eventually divided by European colonizers into: \n* Belgian Congo, former colony of Belgium in the present-day area of the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). \n* French Congo, former French colony in the present-day area of the Republic of the Congo (ROC), also known as Middle Congo, one of the four territories of French Equatorial Africa (with Gabon, Oubangui-Chari and Tchad). \n* Portuguese Congo, the presently Angolan exclave of Cabinda, between the ROC and DRC"@en . "Congo"@en . . . "Congo is an elephant calf who makes his first and only appearance in Operation Pridelands. He is a Pridelander who fled the reign of Scar."@en . . . . . "Republic of Congo"@en . . . . "Real Thoughts"@en . . . "Congo (also known as Chimp River) is an American animated television series created by Thatstuff. The show focuses on a family of chimpanzees in the Congo River Basin, as well as the life of other secondary characters. The series is often regarded as one of the best Supernova series ever made, and won many awards. It ran from June 6, 2005 to January 9, 2010. It is rated TV-Y7 for some violence and off color humor"@en . . . . . "French , Lingala, Monokutuba, Kikongo, many local languages and dialects"@en . . "Previous review"@en . . . . . . . "Unknown"@en . "78"^^ . . "hello my people now bow down to me"@en . . . . . . . . . . . "Congo is a gorilla, and an ally to Action Force."@en . . "Congo is a pinball machine produced by Williams. It is based on the motion picture of the same. And is the last pinball Williams made."@en . . "In the late eighteenth century, the land was divided up by the European colonial powers. The French established the colony of French Congo, claiming the land north and west of the Congo River. French Congo later became one of the territories of French Equatorial Africa. Further north, along the Ubangi tributary, they established the colony of Oubangi-Chari, which was also made part of French Equatorial Africa. The Belgian king, Leopold II claimed the land south and east of the Congo River, and owned it as the sole stakeholder as the Congo Free State, until 1908, when international pressure over atrocities in the land forced Leopold II to make it a Belgian colony, the Belgian Congo. These colonial lands did not become independent nations until the 1960s. Joseph Conrad journeyed to the Congo in 1889, and became a captain of a steamboat. Many of his experiences in the Congo were reflected in his story Heart of Darkness."@en . . "Flag of Congo.png"@en . . "Congo"@en . . . . . "__NOEDITSECTION__"@fr . . "150"^^ . . . . . "Thatstuff"@en . . . "Congo"@en . . . . . . "Thatstuff"@en . . . . . "40.0"^^ . . . . . . "Fran\u00E7ais, lingala, kikongo, swahili et tshiluba"@fr . "Congo"@fr . . "7"^^ . . . "The congo is a small country in africa that containes a veriaty of cryptids. The congo is the most known area were living fossils are sighted. This includes Asai Rex, Mokele Mbembe, Emela ntouka\u200E\u200E and kongamoto. Other crypitds were sided there such as ngoima and Congolese Giant Spider."@en . "Congo was a coastal country in central Africa, bordering the Atlantic Ocean to the west. Its neighbors included the countries of Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and the Democratic Republic of Congo. (\"Day 7: 12:00am-1:00am\") According to Ben Landry, director of the American Centers for Disease Control, the prion variant pathogen engineered by Starkwood was indigenous to East Congo. (\"Day 7: 11:00pm-12:00am\")"@en . "Running time"@en . "Come get da voodoo"@en . . . . "Les Animaux fantastiques"@fr . . "Supernova"@en . . . "NC_Congo_review_by_MaroBot.jpg"@en . . "Subtitles: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. Sometimes, it\u2019s best to do things as animalistic as possible. For example, if I threw my own feces at the movie I\u2019m reviewing today... you\u2019d consider it as an upgrade. What movie could cause such an outburst of beastly behavior? (The title screen for Congo appears. NC then starts to scream like a gorilla while cutting back to the movie footage) Subtitles: Horrible writing! Lousy acting! Crappy directing! And ape costumes so bad they make Roddy McDowall look like an endangered species. NC: So let's take a look! NC (voiceover): So we start off in what appears to be Africa. (to the tune of \u201CThe Circle of Life\u201D from The Lion King, with accompanying lyrics appearing onscreen) Nyaaaaaaaa! / This movie sucks! / You should get a refund! / Go see Toy Story next time. / It\u2019s in the theater next door. (normal) The film begins with the master of modern day B-movies himself, Bruce Campbell, who is so cool that every time someone mentions his name, a man is cured of impotence. Charlie Travis (played by Bruce Campbell): Johnny-on-the-spot phasic laser. NC (voiceover): (as Charlie) Yeah, I just shit this out of my ass. I shit guns! That\u2019s how cool I am. (normal) So he\u2019s talking to a member of the CIA, who also happens to be his fiance named Karen, played by Laura Linney, who very rarely turns in a bad performance. Text: This is one of those rarities. NC (voiceover): They\u2019re looking for some sort of rare diamond that apparently can charge their laser guns to the nineth degree. Dr. Karen Ross (played by Laura Linney): I read you, Charles! Bruce: Well, eureka and all that. I found the bloody thing. Laura: What was that? NC (voiceover): (as Charlie) Hokey acting. It\u2019s okay, I make a living out of it! (normal) They\u2019re under the orders of Joe Don Baker, who quite frankly has a lot of other bad movies he could be starring in. MST3K Crew (from MST3K): Mitchell! NC (voiceover): But things look bad when Campbell\u2019s partner Jeffery goes a little too deep into the jungle. Charlie: (notices something thrown down at him) Oh, now you\u2019re throwing stuff at me? (He picks the object up to examine it before we see that it\u2019s a bloody eyeball) NC: (as Charlie, pretending to hold the eyeball in his hand) C\u2019mon, Jeffery, stop throwing your eyeballs at me--WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NC (voiceover): And, yes, that\u2019s the last we see of Bruce Campbell in the movie. NC: I know, I know. But at least you got Joe Don Baker! (The audience then starts to throw objects at NC) NC (voiceover): So once they found out the crew seems mostly dead, Joe Don Baker doesn\u2019t react very well. NC: (as Travis) Dammit, now there\u2019ll never be an Evil Dead 4! Travis: I need those diamonds, Dr. Ross! This satellite is our communications cash cow. I need a new cash machine. This diamond, this is it! Charles knew that. That\u2019s why he went down to that godforsaken place. Karen: Charles went into the Congo to please you! Travis: I know you had feelings for him. Karen: I almost married him, for Christ\u2019s sake! NC and Casper: (sing to tune of \u201COde to Joy\u201D) Exposition, exposition / Rush it out A.S.A.P. NC (voiceover): Meanwhile, we cut to our main character, a young scientist named Peter. Peter (played by Dylan Walsh): It\u2019s happened before: gorillas in captivity degenerating mentally, having to be destroyed. NC: (as Peter, waves) Hi! I\u2019ll be your not-quite-Steve Guttenberg for the movie. NC (voiceover): He\u2019s broken new ground because he\u2019s devised a way to communicate with gorillas through sign language, and has even made a machine to give them a voice. Peter: Amy? Could you come down here, please? NC (voiceover): Why, hello, obvious person in a gorilla suit. Amy: (uses sign language as a voice box speaks for her) Amy. Good. Gorilla. Amy. Pretty. Man: This is a talking gorilla, Moira. This is really happening. This isn\u2019t Mr. Ed. Woman: I know it\u2019s not Mr. Ed. NC: No doubt they\u2019re showing this miracle to the finest minds in scientific research! Their final conclusion? This is not Mr. Ed. (A screenshot of the man and woman is shown, with a green text saying \u201CScientific Research Concludes:\u201D and a red text saying \u201CTHIS IS NOT MR. ED\u201D) NC: Wow, food for thought, huh? NC (voiceover): But Peter\u2019s concerned because Amy keeps painting the same pictures of an eye and some trees. What could this mean? Peter uses all his brilliant scientific knowledge to figure it out. Peter: What\u2019s this room starting to look like? (Cut to him talking to his boss) It\u2019s the jungle. She\u2019s been painting the jungle! NC: (slaps either side of his head with both hands) A-doooooyyyy! So just to recap: NC (voiceover): Talking apes do not equal talking horses, and drawings of jungle equal drawings of jungle! NC: I can tell I\u2019m just gonna be blown away by this movie\u2019s intellect! NC (voiceover): So Peter wants to return Amy to the jungle, but his boss doesn\u2019t want to really fund him. James: Now, there isn\u2019t a foundation in motion that would fund an expedition with that objective. Herkermer Homolka (played by Tim Curry): I will pay. I will pay for Amy to go home. NC: Uh, I\u2019m sorry, they\u2019re filming Rocky and Bullwinkle next door. Your accent\u2019s hilarious, though. Homolka: Herkemer Homolka, formerly of Romania. Free now from the chains of Chow Ceaucesu. Traveling the world, doing good. NC: Really? Y-You\u2019re supposed to be in this movie? NC (voiceover): So, yeah, Tim Curry plays a Romanian fruit cake who wants to fund Peter\u2019s travel to Africa. The idea\u2019s so ludicrous that even the characters have a hard time buying it! Richard: A Romanian philanthropist? Peter: Herkermer Homolka. Richard: Something\u2019s voodoo. Peter: Don\u2019t look a gift horse in the mouth. NC: OK, granted, he certainly does look like a gift horse. I\u2019ll give you that. Richard: A safari? I don\u2019t even like picnics. (He notices Peter\u2019s 3D glasses) Nice glasses. Amy: (signs with a voice box speaking) Jungle. Me. Jungle. Peter: (to Amy) That\u2019s right. Amy: Tickle me. Peter: (signs) Jungle. Home. Amy: Tickle me. Amy: Tickle me. Tickle me. Peter: Home. Amy: Tickle me. Tickle me. NC: Okay, let\u2019s not jump to any conclusions. (Amy continues saying \u201CTickle me\u201D as NC speaks) Um\u2026 maybe this is a game they like to play. Or-or-or maybe to apes, this is like the equivalent of jump rope. Or maybe there\u2019s some sort of other kind of thing\u2014WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?! (Beat) Sicko! NC (voiceover): So just as they\u2019re about to leave, Karen comes along to join the adventure in the hopes of finding her fiance. Peter: We\u2019ve been putting together a rather hasty expedition. Karen: To the Congo, with a talking gorilla. Amy: (signs) Jungle. Peter: (signs back to Amy) That\u2019s right, the jungle. Amy: Jungle. Peter: (to Amy) Just a minute. Amy: Tickle Amy. Amy: Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy. Karen: (simultaneously with Amy\u2019s \u201CTickle Amy\u201D) I need to join up with you. Peter: (simultaneously with Amy\u2019s \u201CTickle Amy\u201D) I\u2019m afraid that\u2019s impossible. NC: All right\u2026 I\u2019m convinced. Their strange obsession with monkey tickling can only lead to one conclusion and one conclusion only. (Beat, then joyfully brings out a large stuffed toy monkey) To promote their brand new line of toys: Tickle Me Amy! Tickle her as she says just the most adorable things! (He starts tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Tickle Amy. NC: (laughs) Isn\u2019t she adorable? (He continues tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Tickle Amy lower. NC: (laughs) She\u2019s so cute! (He continues tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Grab Amy\u2019s genitalia. (NC stops tickling to sense something amiss) Spank Amy. Spank Amy hard. Call Amy \u201CBad girl.\u201D Shit on Amy. (NC starts to slowly shove the toy away) Shit on Amy\u2019s face. Give Amy golden shower. Fuck Amy. Fuck Amy for hours. Amy love you loooong time. (NC makes a look that says, \"I'm going to hell for this.\") NC (voiceover): So Karen also funds Peter\u2019s trip as they make their way to Africa. Karen: Is that animal dangerous? Peter: Humans are dangerous. Gorillas are very gentle. Karen: Well, are you so certain there aren\u2019t some kind of gorillas that kill? Peter: Please, Doctor, you can\u2019t be serious. NC: (holds up the VHS box for Congo) Is that why the movie\u2019s described as having killer apes in it? NC (voiceover): So they get off the plane and are greeted by a guide, played by Joe Pantoliano. Eddie Ventro (played by Pantoliano): A talking gorilla! I feel the money hairs on the back of my neck going \u201CWoo-woo-woo!\u201D NC: (as Eddie, waves) Hi, I\u2019ll be your Italian douchebag in every movie that I\u2019m in! NC (voiceover): But they\u2019re also joined by another guide, played by Ernie Hudson, who is hands down the coolest guy in this movie. (Cut to a shot of Charlie\u2019s dead corpse) Though even Bruce Campbell\u2019s corpse has a few drops of coolness left. Munro Kelly (played by Hudson): (introduces himself) Munro Kelly. I\u2019m your great white hunter on this trip, though I... happen to be black. NC: (imitates Munro) I just made that lame joke cool. (Beat) Oh, yeah. Peter: You\u2019re some kind of criminal, aren\u2019t you? Munro: Aren\u2019t we all? Peter: I\u2019m not a criminal, I\u2019m a scientist. Munro: I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruin the world. NC (voiceover): (as Munro) I\u2019ve transformed myself into a black Clark Gable, and quite frankly, my dear, I don\u2019t give a damn. (normal) Though this really begs the question: How can an actor who\u2019s obviously so cool like Ernie Hudson think a movie about killer gorillas and talking monkeys could possibly be good? Winston Zeddemore (from Ghostbusters): If there\u2019s a steady paycheck in it, I\u2019ll believe anything you say. NC (voiceover): But they get caught by the new African government of the last six minutes, as one of the military leaders has a talk with them. Captain Wanta (played by Delroy Lindo): Have some, uh, coffee and cake. (He sits down, as well as Homolka, Karen and Munro. He suddenly shouts) Have some! NC: (mimics Captain Wanta) I made it myself! Captain Wanta: Stop eating my sesame cake! NC: (as Captain Wanta) That is for dessert! (He pounds his fists onto his desk on \u201Cdessert\u201D) This tea party is ruined! NC (voiceover): So after they (our heroes) pay their way through, we get to hop on yet another plane for traveling. Peter: Somehow, I think this is in my expense. Munro: You\u2019re right. NC (voiceover): (as Munro) They say the tickling of the ape is creepy and weird. You will sit in the back. (normal) So the plane takes off, but is quickly shot down, as our heroes have to get out and fast. Parachuter: Go! Go, go, go! NC (voiceover): (as Parachuter #1) Abandon film! (as Parachuter #2) Get out of this stinker! (as Parachuter #3) Try to land in one of Michael Crichton\u2019s theme park movies! (as Parachuter #4) Yeah, those usually do well! Peter: Where\u2019s Amy? Munro: For now, she\u2019s asleep. (points) She\u2019s over there. On the way down, she decided to wake up. And let me tell you, that little lady has some set of teeth. Peter: Look, I\u2019m sorry, but we\u2019re gonna have to call this off. NC: \u201CCall it off\u201D? (A photo of the Hindenburg disaster is shown) That\u2019s like being on the Hindenburg and wanting a refund! Karen: (speaks into a computer) This is Karen Ross. Houston, Travis, do you read? Travis: I read and see you, Dr. Ross. You\u2019ve got to hurry. The region in the Virungas is bad. Dr. Ross\u2026 Karen: (looks to Amy\u2019s direction) Watch out! Travis: Goddamn it! NC: (laughs) Okay, calm down, guy. The answer to everything isn\u2019t shouting at TV screens. Travis: Goddamn it! NC: All right, calm down, calm down. (He brings out his phone) Look, look, you want me to order a pizza? Travis: Excellent. NC: All right, all right. I\u2019m ordering a pizza. (He starts dialing on his phone) Here we go. (Pauses) Hello? Hi. Uh, I would like one large pepperoni pizza, please? (Beat) What? (Beat) Oh, all right, uh, hold on. (He puts the phone on hold to speak to Travis) They\u2019re, uh\u2026 they\u2019re out of pepperoni pizza. Travis: Goddamn it! NC: (mocks Travis) Goddamn it! NC (voiceover): So our heroes sit back and enjoy the strange sounds of the wilderness. Peter: What is that? Karen: What is that? Munro: Mating season. When there\u2019s a moon like that, every monkey for 200 miles thinks he\u2019s Elvis Presley. Peter: Ack! Peter: Ack! (He follows Karen behind as she walks away) Ack! Peter: Ack! NC: (takes a pencil and starts writing down something before handing it to the camera) All right, movie, when you want to make sense of that scene, just give me a call at that number, \u2018cause\u2026 I\u2019d love to know what the hell you\u2019re trying to get across. Peter: Ack! NC: Okay, stop it. Peter: Oh, shit! Somebody help me! Munro: What is it? Peter: (undoes his belt) There\u2019s something on my\u2026 It\u2019s like a creature that\u2026 something on my\u2026 (He pulls out the front of his shorts) NC (voiceover): (as Munro) That\u2019s your penis. Munro: Oh. That\u2019s a leech. Peter: Take it off! Munro: I\u2019m not gonna take it off. It\u2019s your leech, you take it off. Karen: Need some help? Peter: No. NC: Congo! Giant apes of the jungle and\u2026 leeches that feast on peni! I\u2019m so glad I paid $8.50 to see this! NC (voiceover): But it turns out their leeching penile disorder is being watched. Munro: Don\u2019t indicate you see them. Mizumu, the ghost tribe. NC: (as Munro, fluffs the flaps of his jacket in a cool manner) Thankfully, I happen to be a Ghostbuster, so there\u2019s no problem. Munro: He says there\u2019s a dead white man in this forest with a symbol on his clothes. Karen: It\u2019s TraviCom. The company I work for. Munro: The Mizumu have several levels of dead. Someone is not dead until they\u2019re completely dead. Miracle Max (from The Princess Bride): There\u2019s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. NC (voiceover): So they come across the ghost tribe where they try their mystical chants to bring the man back to life. Karen: Where\u2019s the man? NC: Well, gee, my guess is that area they\u2019re all pointing to and chanting at might be in the general direction. NC (voiceover): Oh! I was right. Karen: (waves a hand in front of Bob\u2019s face) God. NC: (as Bob) D\u2019AHHH! A CHEAP GORILLA SUIT! NC (voiceover): (as Bob) D\u2019AHHH! IT LOOKS SO FAKE! (Bob shakes his body as though having a seizure) Too\u2026 cheap\u2026 to look at. (Bob starts to lose consciousness) I\u2019ve seen\u2026 better\u2026 suits\u2026 at\u2026 Spencer\u2019s. (Bob\u2019s head droops to the side, dying) Goodbye. (normal) So after that bit of subtlety, they head up river, where Tim Curry finally confesses what he\u2019s looking for. Homolka: I suppose there\u2019s no point in playing stupid. NC: No, please, you\u2019ve been doing it so well. Homolka: (to Karen) As a young man, I found a book in Soviet Georgia. It contained a detailed drawing of the city of Zinj. Munro: It\u2019s always been believed that King Solomon had a diamond mine in the Congo in a city called Zinj. Homolka: The drawing contained a peculiar decoration: an open eye. Later, on safari, I found this. (He holds a ring in both hands) NC (voiceover): (as Homolka) My prize in my Fruity Pebbles cereal. Homolka: The gorilla drew this. (He holds up one of Amy\u2019s paintings) It is the same image. It is the open eye. NC: (as Homolka) Yes, because no one would ever think to draw\u2026 an eye! Homolka: That gorilla has seen the city of Zinj. And she will take us there! NC: (as Homolka) I originally thought it was in Ferngully, but this time, I\u2019m definitely sure it\u2019s here! NC (voiceover): So while they\u2019re rowing on this beautiful day for night, they can\u2019t help but feel like they\u2019re being followed. Background Singers (audio from a Hungry Hungry Hippos commercial): It\u2019s Hungry Hungry Hippos! Hungry, hungry hippos! Hungry, hungry hippos! They\u2019re hungry, hungry hippos! They\u2019re in an eating race! Hungry, hungry hippos! (Munro shoots one of the hippos) Hungry, hungry hippos! NC (voiceover): So they scare off the evil hippopotamus and continue to move forward. Karen: What\u2019s she doing? Homolka: She wants to go to the place in her heart. NC: OK, can we just replace Tim Curry\u2019s dialogue with a laugh track? Because that\u2019s all you\u2019re gonna hear, anyway. Homolka: We must follow the gorilla\u2026 (a laugh track is heard here)\u2026 to where she lives. NC: (mocks Homolka) Gorilla! Gorilla! Right after I find the nuclear wessels! NC (voiceover): But then they come across a terrifying discovery. (A wild gorilla is seen from a distance in the jungle, and we hear the Donkey Kong video game music in the background) Munro: If you run\u2026 Peter: He\u2019ll chase me, I know. I\u2019ve read the books. NC: Ah, this must be one of those friendly gorillas he was talking about earlier. NC (voiceover): So even though the gorilla doesn\u2019t hurt him, Amy tries to see if she can communicate with them. Amy: (uses sign language as a voice box speaks for her) Hello. I\u2019m Amy. I\u2019m Amy. Good. Good. Good. Amy. NC (voiceover): (as all the gorillas) Whatever. (as Gorilla #1) That was strange. (as Gorilla #2) What the hell was she talking about? (as Gorilla #3) Weird Power Glove wearing freak. (normal) So the search goes on as they finally come across the camp that Karen\u2019s fianc\u00E9 was at. Munro: Son of a bitch. Homolka: It is the city of Zinj\u2026 that I have looked for\u2026 all my life. NC: (as Homolka) My accent just orgasms at it. Homolka: (holds up the ring, referring to a large stone head in the city) See? The eyes. It is the same. NC: (as Homolka) At last, I have been weendicated. NC (voiceover): And in a surprising letdown, there\u2019s nothing there but a fat Marlon Brando reading portentous poetry. Walter E. Kurtz (from Apocalypse Now): You\u2019re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks. Homolka: When the diamonds flowed to the kingdom of Solomon. Peter: What happened? Why did the city die? Homolka: I don\u2019t know. Munro: Maybe the mines ran dry. Homolka: No! No! NC: (mocks Homolka) No! No! Homolka: No! No! NC: (as Homolka) No! No! N\u2013! (He begins to gag and choke, clutching a hand on his chest) Excuse me. I\u2019m just vomiting up my tuna sandwich. (He continues gagging) Homolka: The diamonds are here! NC (voiceover): (as Homolka) And queer! And not going anywhere! (normal) So while looking through the Kingdom of the Crystal Dull, they come across the room of diamonds, but are unfortunately trapped there as well. They also come across the body of Karen\u2019s fianc\u00E9. Peter: (hugs Karen) It\u2019s him. Karen: That\u2019s him. NC: So Ash is\u2026 ash. NC (voiceover): But to make things worse, the guardians of the diamonds \u2013 these radioactive albino Ewoks \u2013 come in to smash our heroes. NC: Hmm, what was that line Peter said from earlier? Peter (from earlier in the film on the first plane flight): Humans are dangerous. Gorillas are very gentle. Karen (from earlier in the film): Well, are you so certain there aren\u2019t some kind of gorillas that kill? Peter (from earlier in the film): Please, Doctor, you can\u2019t be serious. NC (voiceover): But luckily \u2013 I think \u2013, Amy comes along to save the day. Amy: (is angry and uses sign language as a voice box speaks for her) Ugly. Gorillas. Ugly. NC (voiceover): (as Gorilla Guardian #1) Does she mean that? (as Gorilla Guardian #2) Are we really ugly? Peter: Amy. NC (voiceover): (as Gorilla Guardian #3) I cannot believe she said that. (as Gorilla Guardian #4) I guess we could bash her brains in, seeing how we\u2019re twice her size, but\u2026 gosh darn it, I\u2019m just so hurt! (normal) So Karen grabs one of the diamonds and loads it into her laser gun, hoping it\u2019ll be powerful enough to\u2013(a laser does come out of the gun and cuts off a gorilla guardian\u2019s hand) HOLY SHIT, is that cool! Munro: What the hell is this? NC: OK, Bruce Campbell, Ernie Hudson and that fucking gun are the only cool things in this movie. NC (voiceover): Unfortunately, a VOLCANO explodes, which means our heroes have little time to get out of there. NC (voiceover): (as Gorilla Guardian #5) Hey, look, a pool! (as Gorilla Guardian #6) Let\u2019s jump in! (as all of the gorilla guardians jumping into the lava) WAAAAAAAAH! NC (voiceover): So Karen manages to contact her boss and let him know what\u2019s going on. Travis: Did you get it? Karen: I have bad news. Charles, he\u2019s\u2026 he was killed. Travis: DID YOU GET THE DIAMOND?! NC: (as Travis, laughs) Sorry, sorry, I don\u2019t know where that comes from. I\u2019m usually a very nice guy. I SWEAR TO KILL\u2013! Sorry, sorry, see, I\u2026 I have no control over... DIE! (laughs) Karen: Do you remember what I told you? If I ever knew you sent me here for some diamond and not for Charlie, then I would make you sorry! NC: (as Travis) Yeah, but I just figured you were on the rag. NC (voiceover): So she decides to take her laser gun and destroy the satellite that\u2019s keeping the company alive \u2013 that\u2019s nice, thousands of people will lose their jobs, but at least Joe Don Baker is taught a lesson! \u2013 as Peter sets Amy free into the wild, and they ride off in a hot-air balloon. NC: (as Peter, looking down with admiration) Aw, look, you can see Amy burning to death in the volcano\u2019s lava. (Sizzling flesh and hollering gorillas are heard in the background) Look at her melt. Karen: Peter, would you do me a favor? Peter: What? Karen: (holds up a diamond) Throw this away for me. Peter: (takes the diamond) You sure? NC: (as Peter, pretends to hold the diamond in his hand and tucks it away in his pocket) There, it\u2019s gone. Munro: There\u2019s a wind. Peter: I hope it blows us someplace good. Karen: Me, too. NC (voiceover): Oh, it will. It\u2019ll blow you into the happiest place I can think of at the moment: the end credits. (Ending credits start to roll) God, it seems like they took forever. NC: (speaks quickly) So that\u2019s Congo. It sucks. Do you need more? NC (voiceover): The special effects are just silly, the cornball storyline is laughable, the only good things in it are Bruce Campbell, Ernie Hudson and that ape-zapper thing here. NC: But on the bright side, (He brings out the stuffed toy monkey) it did give birth to Tickle Me Amy! And isn\u2019t that reward enough? (He starts tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Stop tickling Amy. NC: (laughs) I love it. (He continues tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Stop tickling Amy now. NC: (laughs) Isn\u2019t she so cute? (He continues tickling the toy) Tickle Me Amy: Stop tickling Amy, or Amy will smash your head in with rock. (Beat) And piss on your corpse. NC: (quickly) I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to! Tickle Me Amy: You better run, motherfucker. Captain Wanta: Stop eating my sesame cake!"@en . "Esta p\u00E1gina pertenece a la Negropedia. \"M\u00F3nico, eres m\u00E1s grande que Barcelona\" \u2014 Congo, cada vez que ve\u00EDa a M\u00F3nico \"M\u00EDralo, es m\u00E1s feliz que un cochinillo en un charco.\" \u2014 Tambi\u00E9n refiri\u00E9ndose a M\u00F3nico. \"Dany Mellows, buen jugador, mejor persona.\" \u2014 Su t\u00EDpica frase de las pachangas . Ver otros poyanos."@es . "West Central Africa"@en . . . "Sen'jin village"@en . . "40"^^ . "Congo (also known as Chimp River) is an American animated television series created by Thatstuff. The show focuses on a family of chimpanzees in the Congo River Basin, as well as the life of other secondary characters. The series is often regarded as one of the best Supernova series ever made, and won many awards. It ran from June 6, 2005 to January 9, 2010. It is rated TV-Y7 for some violence and off color humor"@en . "Country"@en . . "French"@en . . "Thatstuff"@en . . . . . . . . "Horde"@en . "Congo is a country in Africa and a member of the United Nations."@en . "Central Africa"@en . "Congo could be CGO or COD. \n* The Democratic Republic of the Congo is . \n* The Republic of the Congo is ."@en . "Thatstuff"@en . "Congo could be CGO or COD. \n* The Democratic Republic of the Congo is . \n* The Republic of the Congo is ."@en .