. "#5 Defense Secretary Robert Gates \n* proposed defense budget \n* chopping budget 513-B to 534-B \n* F-22 ($150m) has 4 cup holders \n* 13,000 jobs will be lost #4 Centegenarian pushers \n* old peole drug pushers \n* old people complain about their joints \n* watch old Eddie Cantor movies (yo gabba, gabba of its day) \n* mannequin discovered handcuffed to the door of a Bank of America \n* no one was hurt; no one works at Bank of America #3 Mannequin Uprising \n* crashing our cars \n* Dr. Colbert hired a new security guard: Manny #2 Dog seders \n* Passover Seder for dogs \n* threat to dog peace \n* Jewish dogs, then Christian dogs, Muslim dogs \n* dogs don't understand religion \n* all dogs are puppies of Abraham #1 President Obama \n* bowed to Saudi King Abdulluh"@en . . "#5 Defense Secretary Robert Gates \n* proposed defense budget \n* chopping budget 513-B to 534-B \n* F-22 ($150m) has 4 cup holders \n* 13,000 jobs will be lost #4 Centegenarian pushers \n* old peole drug pushers \n* old people complain about their joints \n* watch old Eddie Cantor movies (yo gabba, gabba of its day) \n* mannequin discovered handcuffed to the door of a Bank of America \n* no one was hurt; no one works at Bank of America #3 Mannequin Uprising \n* crashing our cars \n* Dr. Colbert hired a new security guard: Manny #2 Dog seders"@en . . . . "The Colbert Report/Episode/539"@en .