. "One day at Chez Platypus (yes they brought it back), Emily Kinney hired Isabelle Garcio-Shapira for the entertainment of her nightclub. Isabelle had recently gone into the magic business after Phineas and Isabella pushed her off of a ladder\u2014but that\u2019s another story. She called himself \u2018Isabelle The Stupefying\u2019. She has learned everything about magic and she had everything she needs to perform on stage. She had magic cards, her magic hat, a magician's wand, everything that involves magic. Isabelle just needed a handsome assistant to help her out with some tricks. \u201CHey, Isabelle.\u201D Emily said. \u201CYou ready for the big show tonight?\u201D \u201CYes, yes I am, Emily.\u201D Isabelle replied matter-of-factly. \u201CAnd you were right. This magic business will certainly get me some more money. Those guys out there\u2019ll see some real magic tonight.\u201D \u201CYou have everything you need for your show?\u201D Emily asked. \u201CLet\u2019s see...\u201D Isabelle got out a clipboard and checked the list. \u201CI have cards, hat\u2026 Yep. I have everything I need for tonight.\u201D \u201CDo you need anything else?\u201D Emily asked. \u201CWell\u2026 I do need an assistant.\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CI\u2019ll need a handsome guy for that one. Do we have a handsome guy?\u201D \u201CI don\u2019t think so. Ferb\u2019s mine, GOT IT?!\u201D Emily said aggresivly. \u201CWhat? No guy?\u201D Isabelle said, double-checking the props. \u201CWell, if we don\u2019t have a guy around here, then we\u2019ll have to get one. We\u2019ll just get Buford, he\u2019s a guy with a \u2018good attitude\u2019.\u201D \u201CSorry Isabelle,\u201D Emily said. \u201CHis girlfriend wouldn\u2019t like that.\u201D \u201CI hate to admit it but you\u2019re right Kinney.\u201D Isabelle replied. \u201CBut where are we gonna get a handsome guy? It seems like they all have girlfriends!\u201D \u201CWell, if ya wanna guy,\u201D Emily explained. \u201C Ya gotta go to the source.\u201D \u201CWhich might be\u2026\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CJust walk around.\u201D Emily replied. \u201COk, then.\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CWe\u2019re looking for cute guys.\u201D So Isabelle and Emily ventured out into the forest. Isabelle was wearing a maroon cocktail dress that should attract cute guys. She was slowly strutting through the forest. Then she stopped and looked back to see if Emily was following her. \u201CKinney, are you coming or what?\u201D Isabelle impatiently asked. Emily stepped out from behind the tree. She was wearing the same dress as Isabelle\u2019s but she wasn\u2019t too fond of the color. \u201CThis color really isn\u2019t my style.\u201D Emily said. \u201CGood thing the last time I went with Ferb to visit Coyoteas he gave me this thing that he invented.\u201D Emily took out a can of ACME Clothe-Color Changing Spray 'Changes color of your clothes to your kind of color'. The color of the spray was a red type of color. So she opened the car and sprayed her clothes, turning all of the black colors to a shimmery red. \u201CNow THIS is MY style.\u201D Emily said as she threw the can away. \u201COk, now I\u2019m ready.\u201D \u201CGood.\u201D Isabelle replied. \u201CNow, listen. If we\u2019re gonna find cute guys, we\u2019ll have to be very, very attractive.\u201D \u201CWhatever you say, Isabelle.\u201D Emily said. Isabelle just ignored that remark as she and Emily strutted through the neighborhood, trying to attract a cute guy. As they walked, they suddenly heard a clue that\u2019ll lead them to guys. There was a loud \u201Cwhiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz!\u201D and a \u201Cbang bang bang\u201D sound. And by the sound of that, they might belong to a guy. \u201CBuilding sounds!\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CThey\u2019ll lead us right to\u2014 Phineas! Come on!\u201D So she and Emily followed the building sounds. The sound lead them to a home. Next to the house had a mailbox, and on the mailbox had the words \u2018FLYNN-FLETCHERS\u2019 \u201CThere\u2019s Phineas\u2019s house.\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CHe must be in there.\u201D \u201CNo kidding.\u201D Emily said sarcastically. \u201CBut how are we gonna lure him out? He hates me.\u201D Isabelle pondered. Emily cleared her throat as she got out a huge slice of pizza. \u201CPizza is a Phineas\u2019s favorite food.\u201D Emily said. \u201CHe\u2019s always eating it with his older step-brother and Dill.\u201D \u201CPerfect.\u201D Isabelle said, taking the pizza. \u201CThis\u2019ll get him.\u201D Isabelle put the pizza on a plate that was placed outside the gate that lead to the backyard. Meanwhile, inside the backyard, which belonged to Phineas, he was searching for something to eat and, because Ferb was at the movies with Dill and all the shelves and drawers that had food in them were empty. \u201CMeh. There\u2019s nothin\u2019 good to eat around here. I knew I shoulda gone shoppin' with Mom.\u201D Phineas said. \u201CWhat I wouldn't give for a nice, big, slice o\u2019 pizza.\u201D Suddenly, he saw a huge, greasy slice of pepperoni pizza on a plate. Phineas zipped up to the pizza with his eyes wide open. Meanwhile, back outside, Isabelle saw him snarfing it down like a wild coyote. \u201CI\u2019m going in!\u201D Isabelle said. \u201COkay.\u201D Emily replied. Isabelle strutted inside the backyard with her hand on her wide hip\u2026 there was no Phineas. \u201CWhat the-?!\u201D Isabelle said, shocked. \u201CPhineas is too smart for that dumb, old trick.\u201D Emily stated. \u201COk, then\u2026\u201D Isabelle said, fixing her make up. \u201CWe\u2019ll force him out with my beauty!\u201D Then she looked into the house. \u201CAlright, you triangle-head punk!\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CYou\u2019re coming with us! So you better come out on the count of 10 before we make you!\u201D As Isabelle began to count, Phineas came out of another door. He walked up to Isabelle and Emily from behind, eating his pizza. \u201C\u20268 \u20269, 10!\u201D Isabelle finished as she stormed into the house, then she looked into the living room. \u201COkay, hot boy! There\u2019s no use running now, we got you!\u201D \u201CMeh,\u201D Phineas began, popping the whole pizza crust into his mouth. He then put his hands over Isabelle\u2019s eyes and put on a phoney voice so she couldn\u2019t see him and put his hand in a death grip. \u201CWhat\u2019s up, girls? Whatcha both lookin\u2019 for?\u201D \u201CWe\u2019re not exactly \u2018lookin\u2019.\u201D Emily told Phineas. \u201CWe\u2019re trying to get a hot guy so we can do the big magic show tonight back at the nightclub.\u201D Isabelle explained. Phineas thought. \u201CHmm\u2026 good-lookin\u2019 guy\u2026 good-lookin\u2019 guy\u2026 a guy, hm.\u201D Phineas said. \u201CSay, uh, did he have a pointy, trianglular head\u2026 like this?\u201D Phineas pointed at his head. \u201CWell, yeah.\u201D Emily replied giggling at Phin\u2019s little Vauderville act. \u201CWho else does?\u201D \u201CWell, does he walk around\u2026 like this?\u201D Phineas said as he walked around them in a cartoony fashion. But Isabelle then figured out who this guy covering her eyes really was. \u201CHey\u2026 you look kinda just like a guy I know, don\u2019t you?\u201D Isabelle said sarcasticaly. \u201CWell, you know what?\u201D Phineas said. \u201CYou may be right about something.\u201D \u201CAnd what, do tell, could that be?\u201D Isabelle asked ready to grab Phineas. Phineas walked up to Isabelle and whispered into her ear. \u201CWell\u2026 to tell you the truth\u2026. confidentially\u2026 truthfully\u2026 and honestly\u2026.\u201D Phineas whispered into Isabelle\u2019s ear, and then he yelled very loud. \u201CI AM PHINEAS T. FLYNN!\u201D Then he gave her a noogie, and ran off. \u201CYou know, something.\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CPhineas REALLY IS a handsome guy. He may be too smart for me.\u201D Emily huffed, \u201CI\u2019ll handle him, leave it to me. I\u2019ve known him for three years.\u201D Then Emily took off from the ground and went off to find Phineas. \u201COkay, Phin.\u201D Emily said. \u201CNow where are ya?\u201D Then suddenly, she heard him singing from below. I dream\u2026 of Izzy with the dark black hair\u2026 Emily saw him singing near a creek so she flew down and hid in a bush right behind him. Then she picked up a big rubber mallet and whacked Phineas on the head with it. She immediatly regretted doing this. Phineas sang slower and slower\u2026. She\u2019s got dark\u2026 black\u2026 mrarrrrrrre\u2026 And then, he was knocked out instantly. \u201CI\u2019m SO sorry buddy.\u201D Emily said as she pulled a drunkish Phineas by the hand and carried him back to Isabelle. Meanwhile, Isabelle as waiting for Emily to bring back Phineas. \u201CWhat\u2019s taking her so long?\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CGot \u2018im.\u201D Emily said, running over to her. \u201CReally?\u201D Isabelle asked. \u201CHe got knocked out like a light.\u201D Emily said. \u201CPoor guy.\u201D \u201CGreat. Now we can do the show tonight.\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CMoney, here we come!\u201D As Isabelle and Emily walked back to the restraunt, Phineas heard about what they said as soon as he snapped out of his sleepy trance. \u201CHey\u2026. Of course you realize, you what this means.\u201D Phineas said immitating Bugs Bunny, knowing that\u2026 Dis means war! Later that night, Emily and Isabelle were ready to perform. They had everything they need. They put Phineas inside of a white tux and they got dressed up for the show. The audience was big out there and they were waiting for the show to start. Then the Isabelle and Emily walked out to the stage and bowed at the audience who cheered for them. When they got to the middle of the stage, the audience stopped applauding so Emily went to control the smoke machine and other special effects. As soon as the spotlight turned on, Isabelle began to explain what her first trick will be. \u201CLadies and gentlemen,\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CFor my first trick, I will be doing a twisted version of a classic. Instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, I\u2019m going to pull my assistant out of a hat. He\u2019s pretty short for a teenager so I\u2019m pretty sure this\u2019ll work.\u201D Emily quickly brought out a table with a cloth on it as well as a hat. \u201CAnd now,\u201D Isabelle said, pulling up her sleeves. \u201CI will say the magic words and my pointy assistant will appear right before your very eyes.\u201D Isabelle took out the wand and waved it around the hat. \u201CAlakazam!\u201D Isabelle said tapping the hat with the wand. \u201CAnd from those words\u2026 my assistant!\u201D Isabelle reached his hand inside of the hat and tried to pull out Phineas. But the audience laughs to see that she didn\u2019t pull out a guy, but a pizza slice instead. Emily and Isabelle looked at the pizza. \u201CWha?\u201D Isabelle and Emily gawked. Meanwhile, Phineas was sitting on Isabelle\u2019s head. \u201CLet\u2019s see\u2026\u201D Phineas said. \u201CYou were trying to pull me out, said some magic words, waved your wand around and tapped the hat with it, but pulled out my pizza. But what went wrong?\u201D Isabelle and Emily looked up at Phineas. \u201CI know! You said the wrong words!\u201D Phineas said, standing up and ready to dive. \u201CRegardez mon amie\u2014I\u2019m talking to you Emily\u2026 I'll show you two how it REALLY done!\u201D Then he dived into the hat. \u201CWhat you should have said was\u2026\u201D Phineas explained as he took out a hand and waved it around, \u201CRootah, Vootah, Zoot!\u201D Then Phineas pulled himself out of the hat by the seat of his pants. The audience applauded loudly for Phineas as he bowed at them. Then he bowed sarcasticly at Isabelle and then bowed politely at Emily, then back to the audience, then back at Isabelle, then at Emily again. He bowed at the audience, to Isabelle and to Emily for a loop that went quicker and quicker until Isabelle tried to grab his hand. But Phineas was swift as a hare, and went back into the hat. Isabelle glared at the hat when suddenly, a sign popped out of the hat saying \u2018HOW ABOUT TRYING TO LURE ME OUT WITH MY PIZZA THAT YOU STILL HAVE? THAT\u2019LL WORK.\u2019 \u201CYour pizza, eh?\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CAll right, wise guy. You asked for it.\u201D Soon, Isabelle had placed a slice right beside the hat as she held a mallet behind her backs. \u201COh, Phineas\u2026\u201D Isabelle said in a sweet tone. \u201CCome out n\u2019 get the pizza.\u201D Phineas lifted a hand outside of the hat and made it move like a puppet. One of his fingers sniffed around, and then it sniffed at the pizza. The hand grabbed the pizza and went back inside. Isabelle put her hands inside of the hat and grabbed Phineas by the neck! \u201CHah!\u201D Isabelle said. \u201CI got you now!\u201D \u201COn the contrary, ani-maroon-iac\u2026\u201D Phineas said, from inside of the hat. \u201CI got you.\u201D \u201COh, yeah?\u201D Isabelle said, sarcastically. \u201CProve it! Pull me in, I dare you!\u201D \u201CWell... Ok then.\u201D Phineas replied. \u201CBut remember, you asked for it.\u201D Isabelle chuckled, but then she was surprised as she both pulled into the hat. After a while, Phineas slowly got out of the hat, stretching. And when he got out, he sighed of relief. But he didn\u2019t notice that Isabelle got her hands out of the hat and grabbed Phineas by the neck, strangling him. Then she pulled him back into the hat and pummeled him. Isabelle got out of the hat and nailed it shut, chained it then locked it. Later, Isabelle was preparing for another trick. \u201CFor next trick, ladies and gentlemen.\u201D Isabelle explained. \u201CWe\u2019ll need a volunteer. Any requests?\u201D \u201CI\u2019ll help.\u201D Said a cute little voice. \u201CThen come on up, kid who strangly looks like Phineas.\u201D Isabelle said. The kid walked on stage. (But it was really Phineas testing out his age changer.) \u201CWe will now perform the old Arabian Swords Through The Basket Trick.\u201D Isabelle announced. \u201CDon\u2019t wowwy, widdle cutie.\u201D Isabelle said to Phineas who changed his age to two years-old. \u201CIt\u2019s onwy a widdle twick. Nothin\u2019 bad\u2019ll happen to ya. We pwomise.\u201D Phineas nodded in agreement. Soon he was in a basket as Isabell held onto the lid. Phineas winked at her as she winked at him back. Then she put the lid on the basket as Isabelle went to get the first sword. Phineas popped his head out a bit and winked at Isabelle. Isabelle just looked at him and winked him back. Then Phineas went lowered into the basket. With a sword in Isabelle\u2019s hand, she put one through the basket. \u201CYAHH!\u201D Phineas screamed. Isabelle was surprised. They haven\u2019t heard anyone scream in pain form this trick before. She picked up another sword as she put another one through. \u201CWAHHHH!\u201D Phineas screamed again. Now she was REALLY shocked. Could it really hurt him? She got a third sword and slowly put it through. \u201COOOOOOOH!\u201D Phineas moaned. \u201CAgony, agony, agony!\u201D Isabelle was worried now. But little did they know that right behind them was Phineas, back at 13 years-old, himself. He was outside of the basket and he was standing next to Isabelle and a container of swords. He gave another sword to her as he continued to act like he was in pain. But then Isabelle now realized that Phineas was right behind her. She also found out that the little kid was really Phineas. She looked at him as Phineas offered her another sword. \u201CDid it hurt dat much, widdle cutie?\u201D Isabelle said in a cute then sly tone. \u201COr should I say\u2026\u201D Isabelle grabbed Phineas\u2019s shirt collar. \u201CPhineas?\u201D Isabelle stated. \u201CAwww, you\u2019ve been peekin\u2019.\u201D Phineas said as he kissed Isabelle like Yakko Warner on the lips. Not out of affection but for the sake of cartoon humor. Isabelle wiped the kiss off of her lips as Phineas leap from the stage and dived right to the hat, only to be whacked in the face by the lumber, chains and padlock. Then he slumped down. Isabelle got a sword and stomped right up to Phineas. Phineas pulled himself together and saw Isabelle headed his way. He turned away and started to play a game called, \u201CRed Light\u201D. \u201C1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, RED LIGHT!\u201D Phineas said. Then Isabelle froze. Phineas counted again. \u201C1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8, RED LIGHT!\u201D Phineas said. Isabelle started to pick up the pace, but as she did, she froze again. Phineas counted again. \u201C1-2-3-4-5, RED LIGHT!\u201D Phineas counted. Isabelle started run towards him, but then she froze again. Phineas counted once more. \u201C1-2-3, RED LIGHT!\u201D Phineas counted. Isabelle ran faster, but then they froze into an \u2018en guard-ing\u2019 position. Then Phineas jumped out in front of them while wearing a musketeer\u2019s outfit. \u201CEn guarde! Perry! Larry! Touch\u00E9!\u201D Phineas said, swishing his sword around. Isabelle ran right for him and started swinging everywhere. But Phineas disappeared the moment when Isabelle started swinging and he went up to the balcony. He laughed at Isabelle. \u201CThat\u2019s swingin\u2019 it!\u201D Phineas laughed. \u201CRight in the old kisser!\u201D Then Isabelle found him. \u201CWho needs swords?\u201D Isabelle said, as she threw her sword away. \u201CWe prefer theses instead!\u201D Isabell said, as she got out a rubber mallet and aimed at Phineas. She squashed Phineas. She smirked slyly knowing that she got the cartoony-ness out of Phineas. Suddenly, Phineas appeared from the hat. \u201CCongratulations, you won!\u201D Phineas said as he held up a little white flag. He then threw the flag at Isabelle as Emily guffawed in the background. Ferb and Dill walked in to get some burgers. They noticed Phineas and bugged their eyes. The flag was actually filled with gunpowder and he blew up Isabelle. After Phineas comes out of the hat, he had a pies in his hand, a huge cartoons-only banana cream pie. \u201CIf I do this, I\u2019d get grounded\u2019.\u201D Phineas said. \u201CSo\u2026 I\u2019ll do it for the sake of cartoon humor!\u201D Then he hits Isabelle face with the pie. Isabelle fainted to the floor, face first. Phineas reached into the hat and pulled out a his pizza. \u201CAnd now... for my final trick,\u201D Phineas said, as he held up a wand in the air. \u201CI will make this cartoon end.\u201D Then he aimed his wand at the audience (including the veiwers) and waved it around. \u201CAba Cadabra!\u201D Phineas said as magic appeared from the want. And from the wand came two words: THE END \u201CHave fun everybody!\u201D A PHINEAS AND FERB GO LOONEY TUNES CARTOON"@en . . . "PnF Fanon"@en . "6"^^ . "\"Alaka-BLAM!\""@en . "Alaka-BLAM!"@en . "One day at Chez Platypus (yes they brought it back), Emily Kinney hired Isabelle Garcio-Shapira for the entertainment of her nightclub. Isabelle had recently gone into the magic business after Phineas and Isabella pushed her off of a ladder\u2014but that\u2019s another story. She called himself \u2018Isabelle The Stupefying\u2019. She has learned everything about magic and she had everything she needs to perform on stage. She had magic cards, her magic hat, a magician's wand, everything that involves magic. Isabelle just needed a handsome assistant to help her out with some tricks. Then she looked into the house."@en . . . . "Ferblover and Phineas-Flynn"@en . "Ferblover and Phineas-Flynn"@en . "\"To Ferb is Human\""@en . . "Ferblover"@en . "\"Platypus Seasoning"@en .