"Since the dawn of time man has walked on the moon. Despite the risk of solar radiation, pointy craters and exploding due to vacuumous conditions, man walked onwards towards Zion. Around that time a lazy young boy named Duncan decided he would trick the walkers into giving him a space suit and carrying him to Zion. By staging a fake alien landing and by wearing a convincing disguise made out of tissue paper and stage make-up he tricked the walkers into believing he was E.Tee. He told them that he knew of the almighty creator and that if they gave him a space suit and carried his weak feeble body to Zion he would show them the light."@en . "Duncanism"@en . . . . "Since the dawn of time man has walked on the moon. Despite the risk of solar radiation, pointy craters and exploding due to vacuumous conditions, man walked onwards towards Zion. Around that time a lazy young boy named Duncan decided he would trick the walkers into giving him a space suit and carrying him to Zion. By staging a fake alien landing and by wearing a convincing disguise made out of tissue paper and stage make-up he tricked the walkers into believing he was E.Tee. He told them that he knew of the almighty creator and that if they gave him a space suit and carried his weak feeble body to Zion he would show them the light."@en . . .