. "Dog Fart Trombone"@en . . . . . . "The Dog Fart Trombone was actually the first musical instrument created specifically to be played from the hindquarters of a dog by the modernist composer Hanz Gelch. It was featured, along with a highly trained Chihuahua by the name of Fritz for a number of years as an oddity of the classical music scene with his landmark piece \"Concerto in Dischord with Dog on Trombone\", and the followup \"Four Pianos, a Piccolo, and Dog on Trombone in C Minor\". Fortunately for the classical music genre as a whole, this was not to be the end of Hanz Gelch's genius. While Fritz is no longer available to demonstrate the mastery of his instrument due to complications of an impacted colon, a series of other notable dogs have gone on to play the Dog Fart Trombone in what is now known in classical musical circles as the Dog Fart Orchestra of Stinkenshizer Germany, for which Hanz and many other young artists have begun to write music for the Dog Fart genre. This instrument was the basis of what some are calling a whole new paradigm in the field of classical music."@en . "The Dog Fart Trombone was actually the first musical instrument created specifically to be played from the hindquarters of a dog by the modernist composer Hanz Gelch. It was featured, along with a highly trained Chihuahua by the name of Fritz for a number of years as an oddity of the classical music scene with his landmark piece \"Concerto in Dischord with Dog on Trombone\", and the followup \"Four Pianos, a Piccolo, and Dog on Trombone in C Minor\". This instrument was the basis of what some are calling a whole new paradigm in the field of classical music."@en .