. "# 5- Charity \n* sometimes charities turn evil \n* Christian Children's Fund changing its name to Child Fund International \n* Matthew 19 ... \n* name change is a threat to his PR \n* Christ had 12 # 4- Casual Jesus \n* statue called Jesus in jeans \n* never wore one jeans even on casual Friday \n* new testament will get a make-over \n* judas will betray # 3- Drug Czar Kerlikowske \n* end war on drugs \n* Dr. Colbert has two modes: \n* war \n* sex # 2- Cleanliness \n* employees were forced to evacuate when an employee break room refrigerator was cleaned \n* seal it with duck tape and bury it # 1- Robot Teacher \n* debuted in Tokyo \n* Japan should know about the threat of robots \n* in the future the three R's will be \n* reading \n* 'riting \n* run for your life!"@en . . . "The Colbert Report/Episode/559"@en . . . . "# 5- Charity \n* sometimes charities turn evil \n* Christian Children's Fund changing its name to Child Fund International \n* Matthew 19 ... \n* name change is a threat to his PR \n* Christ had 12 # 4- Casual Jesus \n* statue called Jesus in jeans \n* never wore one jeans even on casual Friday \n* new testament will get a make-over \n* judas will betray # 3- Drug Czar Kerlikowske \n* end war on drugs \n* Dr. Colbert has two modes: \n* war \n* sex # 2- Cleanliness # 1- Robot Teacher"@en .