"Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Jesus MKII"@en . "Jesus MKII is like Jesus but 10x better. He loves cheese and farts out worms. He is also known for his random spouts of Chinese/Russian English. Jesus MKII is secretly George W. Bush's brother from another mother. He also likes eating poop in his freetime while reading Everyone Poops. Also, Jesus MKII has jetpacks, miniguns, and all other sorts of fun stuff built inside of him."@en . . "Jesus MKII is like Jesus but 10x better. He loves cheese and farts out worms. He is also known for his random spouts of Chinese/Russian English. Jesus MKII is secretly George W. Bush's brother from another mother. He also likes eating poop in his freetime while reading Everyone Poops. Also, Jesus MKII has jetpacks, miniguns, and all other sorts of fun stuff built inside of him."@en .