. . "A past Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, whose main claim to infame was passing a law clamping down exaggeration in descriptive writing and attempting to introduce some honestly into reporting. He was eventually killed by a disgruntled poet during an ill-fated experiment to find if there was any truth in the expression \"the pen is mightier than the sword\". In his memory, the phrase has since been amended: \"only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp\"."@en . . "A past Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, whose main claim to infame was passing a law clamping down exaggeration in descriptive writing and attempting to introduce some honestly into reporting. He was eventually killed by a disgruntled poet during an ill-fated experiment to find if there was any truth in the expression \"the pen is mightier than the sword\". In his memory, the phrase has since been amended: \"only if the sword is very small and the pen is very sharp\"."@en . . "Olaf Quimby II"@en . .