. "Vyh\u00F3pne r\u00E1no borec z betle, hod\u00ED \u010Du\u010Dku z vokna, zg\u00F3mne, \u017Ee zoncna rumpluje, tak hl\u00E1s\u00ED hakl kr\u00E9n. H\u00F3pne si na retich, vysad\u00ED \u0148\u00E1k\u00E9 ten dlabanec, vo\u0161olne si \u0161lupky sbal\u00ED de\u010Dmen pod klepeto a \u0161mrncne se \u0161tatlem. Pak pila na \u0161mirgl a va\u0159\u00ED si to p\u0159es Oltec na Rivec lapat bronz. Jak se tak zoncn\u00ED, zg\u00F3mne betetn\u00FDho \u0161nicla na de\u010Dmenu. \u010Cu\u010Dka na to, je to negrilov\u00FD, bez k\u00F3dru a chce to uva\u0159it n\u011Bjak\u00FD ty vod\u011Brady. Tak do n\u00ED za\u010Dn\u011B vrkat \u201ETy k\u00F3c, co tady va\u0159\u00ED\u0161, \u00E1 maturitn\u00ED v\u00E1lka... Ty neg\u00F3me\u0161, jak skalil \u017Danek Husa v Pakostnici? To m\u00E1\u0161 tak: To byl \u0148\u00E1k\u00E9 \u017Danek Husa a ten va\u0159il spr\u00E1vn\u00FD v\u00E1lky, a ty v\u00E9\u0161ky jazoviti na n\u011Bho nast\u00F3pili a poslaii mu gl\u00E9t: \u017Dan\u00FD, p\u0159ije\u010F k ml\u00E9nu do Pakostn\u00EDce. \u017Danek m\u011Bl dva spr\u00E1vn\u00FD k\u00E1mo\u0161e - \u017Danka Rohat\u00FDho z Dubnice a \u017Danka \u017Detivsk\u00FDho, a ti mu hl\u00E1sili: \u017Dany, bacha, je to fligna, vylo\u017E"@cs . . "Jak zkalil \u017Danek Husa v Pakostnici"@cs . "Vyh\u00F3pne r\u00E1no borec z betle, hod\u00ED \u010Du\u010Dku z vokna, zg\u00F3mne, \u017Ee zoncna rumpluje, tak hl\u00E1s\u00ED hakl kr\u00E9n. H\u00F3pne si na retich, vysad\u00ED \u0148\u00E1k\u00E9 ten dlabanec, vo\u0161olne si \u0161lupky sbal\u00ED de\u010Dmen pod klepeto a \u0161mrncne se \u0161tatlem. Pak pila na \u0161mirgl a va\u0159\u00ED si to p\u0159es Oltec na Rivec lapat bronz. Jak se tak zoncn\u00ED, zg\u00F3mne betetn\u00FDho \u0161nicla na de\u010Dmenu. \u010Cu\u010Dka na to, je to negrilov\u00FD, bez k\u00F3dru a chce to uva\u0159it n\u011Bjak\u00FD ty vod\u011Brady. Tak do n\u00ED za\u010Dn\u011B vrkat \u201ETy k\u00F3c, co tady va\u0159\u00ED\u0161, \u00E1 maturitn\u00ED v\u00E1lka... Ty neg\u00F3me\u0161, jak skalil \u017Danek Husa v Pakostnici? To m\u00E1\u0161 tak: To byl \u0148\u00E1k\u00E9 \u017Danek Husa a ten va\u0159il spr\u00E1vn\u00FD v\u00E1lky, a ty v\u00E9\u0161ky jazoviti na n\u011Bho nast\u00F3pili a poslaii mu gl\u00E9t: \u017Dan\u00FD, p\u0159ije\u010F k ml\u00E9nu do Pakostn\u00EDce. \u017Danek m\u011Bl dva spr\u00E1vn\u00FD k\u00E1mo\u0161e - \u017Danka Rohat\u00FDho z Dubnice a \u017Danka \u017Detivsk\u00FDho, a ti mu hl\u00E1sili: \u017Dany, bacha, je to fligna, vylo\u017Een\u00E1 pod\u011Bl\u00E1vka, blb\u010De, kdy\u017E jim na to h\u00F3pn\u011B\u0161, tak tam zagrebuje\u0161 do snu. \u017Dany byl borec, \u017E\u00E1dn\u00FD fedry, m\u00E1m gl\u00E9to, je to v O.K. Zbalil pinkl a pila na stopa. V Pakostnici hnedka na n\u011Bho nast\u00F3pil koncil. \u017Dany, sledovanec ty se\u0161 nabit\u00E9 k\u00F3, to my g\u00F3mem ale ty tam jede\u0161 k\u0159iv\u00FD v\u00E1lky a to je levandula. Vodvol\u00E9 to a je to ve zlat\u011B. \u017Danek: j\u00E1 nejedu \u017E\u00E1dn\u00E9 tunel a nic nevodvol\u00E1m. \u017Dany, sledovanec: Klofne\u0161 vod n\u00E1s old love, my radovanec, ty radovanec a je to v pik\u00E1ch. \u017Dany zas: J\u00E1 su zlat\u00E9 a nic nevodvol\u00E1m. Voni na to: Ty se\u0161 kr\u00E9n a k\u0159iv\u00E9 a on zas \u017Ee je rovn\u00E9 a v goldn\u011B. Tak mu m\u00E1zli \u017Eeleza na perut\u011B a \u0161\u00F3pli ho do kame\u0148a, tam ho klendra \u0161tengrovala, kelcny se mu furt l\u00E1grovaly, ch\u00E1lka lev\u00E1, \u0161kopek z toho paf, akor\u00E1t sam\u00E9 tvrd\u00E9 gi\u0148\u00E1l, sam\u00E9 vasr, o v\u00E1lc\u00E1ch \u017E\u00E1dn\u00E9 hantec. Von sice va\u0159il na bachmana: Ty, kemo, bu\u010F tak benevolentn\u00ED vysa\u010F mi v\u00E1lec. Ale von mu m\u00EDsto v\u00E1lca vysadil mixnu. Pak ho vytla\u010Dili z kame\u0148a, m\u00E1zli mu potupn\u00F3 micnu na d\u00F3znu, \u0161\u00F3pli ho na ro\u0161t\u00ED, hodili blesk a to v\u00ED\u0161. \u017Danek zfajroval d\u0159\u00EDv, ne\u017E bys dva \u0161kopky vypa\u0159il. Tak ted to g\u00F3me\u0161, ko\u0148o?\" Tento text v hantecu byl ukraden pro v\u011Bt\u0161\u00ED sl\u00E1vu Necyklopedie (zdroj http://www.volny.cz/hantec/)"@cs . .