. . . . "The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time"@en . . "\u201CIt all started one day when I was walking through a flower garden and writing poetry.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CAs I recall, you were actually smoking crack.\u201D~ Winston Churchill \u201CThat's ridiculous. I was reflecting on the inner beauty of the the soul of the lonely, dignified carnation.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CA carnation called compulsive shoplifting\u201D~ Mark Twain \u201CI was not shoplifting! And anyway, it's not stealing if they're free.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CYes, and it's also not stealing if the shop owner catches you and beats you. Quite simply, good sir, you suck at shoplifting.\u201D~ Mark Twain \u201CDude, I don't suck, you suck.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CNo, I agree, you suck.\u201D~ Winston Churchill \u201CThere is only one thing worse than sucking, and that is not sucking.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CAnd I do not suck.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CLet's take a vote on it.\u201D~ Winston Churchill \u201CSucks.\u201D~ Mark Twain \u201CSucks.\u201D~ Winston Churchill \u201CFine. Let's see how many quotes are on all your making up quotes pages.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201C...\u201D~ incorporealescence \u201CNot so many!\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201C...\u201D~ incorporealescence \u201CSo what? People don't want to make up our quotes because they know they could never match our wit. We're far too cool.\u201D~ Winston Churchill"@en . . . "\u201CIt all started one day when I was walking through a flower garden and writing poetry.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CAs I recall, you were actually smoking crack.\u201D~ Winston Churchill \u201CThat's ridiculous. I was reflecting on the inner beauty of the the soul of the lonely, dignified carnation.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CA carnation called compulsive shoplifting\u201D~ Mark Twain \u201CI was not shoplifting! And anyway, it's not stealing if they're free.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde \u201CYes, and it's also not stealing if the shop owner catches you and beats you. Quite simply, good sir, you suck at shoplifting.\u201D~ Mark Twain \u201CAnd I do not suck.\u201D~ Oscar Wilde"@en . "272483"^^ . "2005-11-15"^^ .