"\"Never Want Again\""@en . "Star Lover"@en . "\"Sleeping with the NME\""@en . "The Mash"@en . "Ain't Goin' Down"@en . . ""@en . . "\u201CSuicide Is Painless\u201D is a song written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics), which is best known for having been featured as the theme song for both the movie and TV series M*A*S*H. The actual title is \"Song from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless)\". Mike Altman is the son of the original film\u2019s director, Robert Altman, and was 14 years old when he wrote the song\u2019s lyrics. During an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1980s, Robert Altman said that his son had earned more than a million US dollars for having co-written the song while he only made US$70,000 for having directed the movie. The song was written specifically for Ken Prymus (playing Private Seidman) to sing during the faux suicide of another character, Walter \"Painless Pole\" Waldowski, in the film's infamous \"Last Supper\" scene, before the filming began. Robert Altman had two stipulations about the song for Mandel; first, it had to be called \"Suicide is Painless\", secondly, it had to be the \"stupidest song ever written\". Altman tried to write the lyrics himself, but found that it was too difficult for his 45-year-old brain to write \"stupid enough\". Instead he gave the task to his 14-year-old-son, Michael, who apparently wrote the lyrics in five minutes. Altman later decided that the song worked so well, he would use it as the film's main theme, despite Mandel's initial objections. This version was sung by uncredited session singers John Bahler, Tom Bahler, Ron Hicklin and Ian Freebairn-Smith (the vocals are sometimes misattributed to Johnny Mandel, due to his being the only name officially credited for the song).[citation needed] Several instrumental versions of the song were used as the theme for the TV series. Credited to \"The Mash\" when it appeared on the film's soundtrack album on Columbia/CBS Records in 1970, it belatedly became a number one hit in the UK in 1980 after being championed by BBC Radio 1 DJ Noel Edmonds.[citation needed] The song was ranked #66 on AFI's 100 Years...100 Songs."@en . . . . . "The Fatima Mansions"@en . "219.0"^^ . "\"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You\""@en . "B-side"@en . "Side one"@en . "A-side"@en . "\"The M*A*S*H March\""@en . "M*A*S*H"@en . "Theme from M.A.S.H."@en . "79.0"^^ . "1970"^^ . . . . "12.0"^^ . "Bradfield, Wire, Moore, Edwards"@en . "Mandel, Altman"@en . "Never Want Again"@en . "Theme from M*A*S*H"@en . "7.0"^^ . . "188.0"^^ . "\"Stars and Stripes\""@en . "226.0"^^ . "\"Theme From M*A*S*H \""@en . "I Do It for You"@en . . "\"Ain't Goin' Down\""@en . . "Johnny Mandel"@en . "1992"^^ . "Spectators of Suicide"@en . . "223.0"^^ . . "\"Crying\" by Don McLean"@en . "\"Spectators of Suicide\""@en . "220.0"^^ . "Mandel"@en . "Artist"@en . "\u201CSuicide Is Painless\u201D is a song written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics), which is best known for having been featured as the theme song for both the movie and TV series M*A*S*H. The actual title is \"Song from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless)\". Mike Altman is the son of the original film\u2019s director, Robert Altman, and was 14 years old when he wrote the song\u2019s lyrics. During an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1980s, Robert Altman said that his son had earned more than a million US dollars for having co-written the song while he only made US$70,000 for having directed the movie."@en . . . . "Adams, Kamen, Lange"@en . . "The Mash"@en . "Side two"@en . "--05-31"^^ . "Theme From M*A*S*H (song)"@en . . . . . "Mike Altman"@en . . "Sleeping with the N.M.E."@en . . "Theme From M*A*S*H"@en . . . . "Manic Street Preachers"@en . . . ""@en . "173.0"^^ . . "The Mash Suicide Is Painless single cover.jpg"@en . "\"Dead Yankee Drawl\""@en . "\"Little Baby Nothing\""@en . "Theme from M.A.S.H."@en . "386.0"^^ . . "\"What's Another Year\" by Johnny Logan"@en . "Johnny Mandel, Mike Altman"@en . "yes"@en . ""@en . "\"Theme from M.A.S.H. \""@en . . "The M*A*S*H March"@en . "Manic Street Preachers Suicide Is Painless single cover.jpg"@en . "\"Star Lover\""@en . "yes"@en . "1969"^^ . "Dead Yankee Drawl"@en .