. . . "According to historical fact, several Finnish Shamans were sitting around a campfire, trying to think of the best way to expel their Jamaican oppressors (For those who aren\u2019t aware, at that time, Finland was occupied and ruled by the Jamaicans). For hours upon days upon months, the Shamans racked their brains for a way to bring freedom to their beloved country. Eventually, one of the Shamans, a Swede by trade, came up with a startling idea. He said that the best way to get rid of Jamaicans was with children songs. He knew that Jamaicans, being a fairly peaceful and constantly inebriated group of people (except that night in 1230, where all the Jamaicans were completely sober, and took over the land of Finland), would just complain about the noise ruining their buzz and leave."@en . . "According to historical fact, several Finnish Shamans were sitting around a campfire, trying to think of the best way to expel their Jamaican oppressors (For those who aren\u2019t aware, at that time, Finland was occupied and ruled by the Jamaicans). For hours upon days upon months, the Shamans racked their brains for a way to bring freedom to their beloved country. Eventually, one of the Shamans, a Swede by trade, came up with a startling idea."@en . . "Joseph Stalin's Secret Jamaican Boys Fight Club Choir"@en . .