. "The history of poo pie is somewhat sketchy, but legend has it that in the year 1776 a royal chef by the name of Jacque The Easily Enraged (In French: Jacque la fuckoff) got so enraged over the king's constant request for Snail fed escargot that he snapped, squeezed a choclatey one into a pie - along with some Hydroxyethylethylcellulose and starches - and served it to the royal court. The king loved it so much he demanded that every Thursday everyone in France make this cake for their evening meal. The first major restaurant to serve this pie was the Ritz hotel in Basingstoke (which in reality was a greasy spoon next to the railway station). The pie was served under the less shocking title of 'Mississippi Mud-ish Cake'. The pie became very popular and the franchise soon expanded to locations all over Basingstoke's east end. The firm now trades as McDonalds (after it's original owner, Ronald) and includes shit as a main ingredient in all it's food along with a free beverage, usually a large mason jar filled with piss."@en . . . . "Shit Pie"@en . . . "The history of poo pie is somewhat sketchy, but legend has it that in the year 1776 a royal chef by the name of Jacque The Easily Enraged (In French: Jacque la fuckoff) got so enraged over the king's constant request for Snail fed escargot that he snapped, squeezed a choclatey one into a pie - along with some Hydroxyethylethylcellulose and starches - and served it to the royal court. The king loved it so much he demanded that every Thursday everyone in France make this cake for their evening meal."@en . .