"The War on Microsoft, also sometimes referred to as The War on Terror, not to be confused with TWAT, began with the sacking of Light's Afghanistan by Microsoft's forces. It was a war fought with technology sometimes up to 2000 years out of date. For two weeks, Microsoft and Light forces were involved in small skirmishes, until the November Incident, where the ruling despot of Microsoft went out in public to insult the ruler of Light, and also the ruler of Apple. Unfortunately for Microsoft, this brought Apple into the war, and the two have begun an aggressive push against Microsoft since then. The war has gone against Microsoft's favour, with the Forces of Light capturing the fortress-city of Outlook, and decimating a Microsoft army, led by the inexperienced lieutenant G. W. Bush, the brother of the brilliant commander Gwa Bush, at the Battle Of The Fields Of Explorer, although the siege of the city of Explorer was lifted, and the 13th Light Division was forced to fall back to Outlook."@en . . . . "War on Microsoft"@en . "The War on Microsoft, also sometimes referred to as The War on Terror, not to be confused with TWAT, began with the sacking of Light's Afghanistan by Microsoft's forces. It was a war fought with technology sometimes up to 2000 years out of date. For two weeks, Microsoft and Light forces were involved in small skirmishes, until the November Incident, where the ruling despot of Microsoft went out in public to insult the ruler of Light, and also the ruler of Apple. Unfortunately for Microsoft, this brought Apple into the war, and the two have begun an aggressive push against Microsoft since then."@en .