"So, you have come to this page hoping to find how to write a successful ripoff of Harry Potter, and cautiously draw money from the pockets of its many fans which are currently taking part in a feeding frenzy of conspiracy and confusion resulting from their hope for some form of sequel? Well done! You have proven to have absolutely no imagination of your own, and thus have decided to take the well-trodden path to moderate financial success by riding on the coattails of J.K. Rowling!"@en . "So, you have come to this page hoping to find how to write a successful ripoff of Harry Potter, and cautiously draw money from the pockets of its many fans which are currently taking part in a feeding frenzy of conspiracy and confusion resulting from their hope for some form of sequel? Well done! You have proven to have absolutely no imagination of your own, and thus have decided to take the well-trodden path to moderate financial success by riding on the coattails of J.K. Rowling! As mentioned in the previous sentence, you are not at all unique, even in your choice of book to write a spin-off of. Go to nearly any bookstore in America, or abroad, and you will notice that 75% of the books in their young adult section are some form of a Harry Potter knock-off, with a slight twist added in their summary to prevent copyright infringement. The other 25% are equally generic books about teen girls who like to go shopping together and trade pants with each other. But information on writing books in that field of plagiarism will have to wait for another article..."@en . "HowTo:Create A Harry Potter Rip-off"@en . . . .