. . "To be nominated, you must: \n* Be a registered \"member\". \n* Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. \n* Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate. \n* Consistently write crap. \n* If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly."@en . . . . . . . . "Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month"@en . "To be nominated, you must: \n* Be a registered \"member\". \n* Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself. \n* Not have been banned for more than a day in the previous month, but post-nomination bannings do not disqualify a candidate. \n* Consistently write crap. \n* If you have a specific gripe or mutual hate with someone who doesn't exactly fit the requirements, don't take it here. This award is a joke. Please realize this and nominate only as a joke, or unless the person is really, really, really deserving. Underhanded nominations that are bound to cause drama will have you dealt with accordingly."@en .