"Nino's Bellisima Pizza \n* $1,000 pie \n* served cold \n* with shaved lobster \n* and 8 ounces of caviar \n* does not come with crazy bread \n* it was one of the best $1,000 pizzas Dr. Colbert has ever had \n* when he thinks pizza he thinks: \n* room temperature \n* fish roe (eggs) \n* and cashing in the college fund \n* Dr. Colbert burned off his lunch at Nino's by dashing over to Serendipity 3 Serendipity 3"@en . "Nino's Bellisima Pizza \n* $1,000 pie \n* served cold \n* with shaved lobster \n* and 8 ounces of caviar \n* does not come with crazy bread \n* it was one of the best $1,000 pizzas Dr. Colbert has ever had \n* when he thinks pizza he thinks: \n* room temperature \n* fish roe (eggs) \n* and cashing in the college fund \n* Dr. Colbert burned off his lunch at Nino's by dashing over to Serendipity 3 Serendipity 3 \n* $1,000 sundae \n* served with a gold spoon \n* in a crystal goblet--lined with gold \n* garnished with nuts dipped in gold \n* featuring 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in gold \n* chocolates flown in from Italy \n* candied fruit from Paris \n* vanilla from Tahiti \n* a Klondike bar would have to fly many times around the world to match the carbon footprint of this sundae \n* they've sold one a month in the \"good times\" \n* haven't sold one since November \n* 24-carat edible gold is also sprinkled on top \n* for another $1,000 Dr. Colbert could have a poor person watch him eat it \n* could use more gold"@en . . . . . . "The Colbert Report/Episode/557"@en .