. "Released"@en . "Previous"@en . "(NC 2016 opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to another edition of Old vs. New. (Old vs. New opening) NC: It's the fairy tale that teaches kids all around the world that it doesn't matter what you look like or where you come from. As long as you work hard and have a kind heart, you, too, can get a makeover. (Pictures from the fairy tale, 1950 film, and 2015 film are shown) (Hyper Fangirl finally arrives in front of a glittery background dressed as a Fairy Godmother) HFG: Sorry, this thing is really hard to walk in. NC: Yeah? Who? HFG: No!"@en . "1617.0"^^ . . . "Next"@en . . "Duration"@en . "Link"@en . . . . "2016-05-17"^^ . . "Old vs. New: Cinderella"@en . . "nostalgia critic old vs new cinderella.jpg"@en . "300"^^ . "Old vs New - Cinderella"@en . . . "(NC 2016 opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And welcome to another edition of Old vs. New. (Old vs. New opening) NC: It's the fairy tale that teaches kids all around the world that it doesn't matter what you look like or where you come from. As long as you work hard and have a kind heart, you, too, can get a makeover. (Pictures from the fairy tale, 1950 film, and 2015 film are shown) NC (vo): Cinderella is a tale that's been told countless times, but the most definitive version belonged to Disney Animation in 1950. So it only figured when you have a money-maker so iconic that it's cemented in everybody's memory, you remake it 65 years later. To much surprise, though, not only were there big names and astounding visuals, but it also got quite the critical backing, too, with people praising it for being such a stylized update. But as always, which one is better? Which one feels the most engaging, clever, and all around magical? NC: Now, of course, being a big nostalgic persuasion, I have a little bit of a leaning towards the old. (he turns to the left and the background frame is filled with glitter) If only I could wish for someone that had an opposite opinion of me... (nothing happens) ...If only I could wish for someone that had an opposite opinion of me... (nothing happens again) ...If only I could--WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! (Hyper Fangirl finally arrives in front of a glittery background dressed as a Fairy Godmother) HFG: Sorry, this thing is really hard to walk in. NC: Christ, even when I want you in a video, you can't get it right. HFG: Hey, give me a chance. I have whimsical support on this one. NC: Yeah? Who? (His \"answer\" bursts in right behind Fangirl and shouts...) \"Answer\": DEVIL BONER!!!!!! NC: Oh, great! What whimsical support can you offer? Devil Boner: Hey! I can get in touch with my feminine side! Watch. SPARKLES! (Sparkles appear) BUTTERFLIES! (Butterflies appear) EXPLOSIONS! (The butterflies explode) HFG: No! Devil Boner: No? O-okay, no explosions. No explosions. But, um...ponies? HFG: Whatever. Devil Boner: PONIES! (Ponies appear) NC: (sighs) How are you two still a thing? Devil Boner: What can I say? I love a woman that writes fanfiction about me. HFG: Oh, and we both held you hostage that one time. So we have that in common. Devil Boner: You did it better. HFG: YOU did! Devil Boner: No, YOU did! HFG: YOU did! (They continue on until NC clears his throat) NC: Hyper, isn't Benny gonna feel weird that you have another outlet for mindless violence? HFG: Oh, come on! He's a professional assassin. This kind of thing doesn't bother people like him. (But little does she know that Benny is actually watching the video on his phone. Sad piano music plays throughout) Benny: It's nothing, Benny. Nothing. Just add her to the list. (He adds her name to the list of \"People Who Dun Fucked Up\", which also includes Fidel Castro, Kim Jong-un, and the cast of Friends. Cut back to NC) NC: Okay, are you gonna debate me on these Cinderella movies or not? HFG: There is no debating. The new one is better, if for no other reason that the lead actress had to lose two (an arrow points at 2015 Cinderella's ribs) ribs to fit into that dress. NC: But it's so sexist and bland. HFG: The ORIGINAL is sexist and bland! NC: You just like it 'cause there's more flash sparkles to play to your inner five-year-old. You're a flaky-flaley-flashy holic! Devil Boner: What did you call her? HFG: Honey! Honey! I'm gonna do the crossover. Why don't you go start a war with a random country? Devil Boner: Ooh! I get to use my random war generator! (He uses it to find a country) Jamaica it is! (Then leaves to start the war) NC: So, Hyper, are you ready to be proven wrong once again? HFG: (sitting down in her room) The day you start being right. NC: Let's do Cinderella: Old vs. New. (Old (1950) vs. New (2015)) NC: Sometimes, a prince leaves no impact on you whatsoever. (Fangirl is shown holding the soundtrack to Purple Rain) HFG: (Offended) Dude! Too soon. NC: I was talking about the royal position! HFG: And I'm not? NC: (sighs) He's the arm candy of our main character's dream. Let's take a look at Best Prince."@en . . .