. "by PhatShady It appears that Good ol\u2019 Robert M. \u201CMike\u201D Duncan, Chairman, Republican National Committee has been hitting the crack pipe pretty hard lately. \u201CMike\u201D sent me an email entitled, \u201COne Year to Victory.\u201D I\u2019ll wait till the giggling subsides and you are able to return to your chair . . . First of all the only people I have encountered that utilize monikers of their middle name in quotes have been shady union bosses or other \u201Cnear do wells.\u201D You know guys like Skip, Lucky, Butch, etc. . . \u201CMike\u201D starts off with, \u201COne year to build our Party from the grassroots up.\u201D Uh, \u201CMike\u201D, may I call you \u201CMike\u201D? Can we talk? Ya, your party had absolute power for 6 of the last 7 years. It has only been in the last year that you\u2019ve haven\u2019t controlled all 3 branches of government. So it\u2019s been a year \u201CMike\u201D, ya, just a year, and YOU NEED TO REBUILD YOUR PARTY FROM THE GRASSROOTS UP!!!!!! Uh, \u201CMike\u201D could that be because your party totally bankrupted this country\u2019s financial future? Squandered our political clout on illegal wars? And basically alienated the entire world with nationalistic indignation??? Oh, ya, that\u2019s right, the new French guy likes your boss, so I guess its not all bad. Just between you and me though, \u201CMike\u201D, when the French warm to you, its usually because they need you to bail their assess out of another invasion. This time it\u2019s their liberal immigration policy. \u201CMike\u201D goes on to write: One year to get our message of lower taxes, limited government, strong national defense and individual freedom past the liberal media filter and directly to the voters. Lower taxes, ok. Limited government?? Did you all read that one?? Oh, that\u2019s right, most of you are still on the floor chuckling, sorry, I\u2019ll wait. Strong national defense, stop it with the giggling all ready, you\u2019ll wake up the kidz. Currently the Army is looking for ways to make it easier for criminals to safeguard our nation. You know, Crackheads, like you \u201CMike\u201D. \u201CMike\u201D goes on to tout recent Republican victories in Louisiana and Mississippi. Way to go \u201CMike\u201D you\u2019re 2-48, would you count that as a surge?? \u201CMike\u201D then goes on to pimp himself with requests for money, much like the shady preachers who don\u2019t realize or understand that God isn\u2019t really all that short on money. I mean, jeezluweeze, we have to save the country from Hillary and a rubber stamp congress, he tells us. Uh, \u201CMike\u201D I think that we have all seen all to well the effects of a president and a party that share power. With gas at $3.50 a gallon, sub prime loans, and record deficits I think that we are all feeling the effects of that one \u201CMike\u201D!!!! \u201CMike\u201D put down the crack pipe for a minute this is important. Why do you think that America has turned its back on your party? Why must you plead for our hard earned cash with vague threats of the danger of single party control? That\u2019s right \u201CMike\u201D, Democrats are raising election cash in record numbers. The only Republican that seems to generate capital at will is Ron Paul. What does that tell you \u201CMike\u201D?? Could it be the dangers of a government undivided with liberty and justice for none? Ok, \"Mike\" go back to the 'grass' roots in your pipe, sweet dreams. . . __NOEDITSECTION__ From The Opinion Wiki, a Wikia wiki. From The Opinion Wiki, a Wikia wiki."@en . . . "by PhatShady It appears that Good ol\u2019 Robert M. \u201CMike\u201D Duncan, Chairman, Republican National Committee has been hitting the crack pipe pretty hard lately. \u201CMike\u201D sent me an email entitled, \u201COne Year to Victory.\u201D I\u2019ll wait till the giggling subsides and you are able to return to your chair . . . First of all the only people I have encountered that utilize monikers of their middle name in quotes have been shady union bosses or other \u201Cnear do wells.\u201D You know guys like Skip, Lucky, Butch, etc. . . \u201CMike\u201D starts off with, \u201COne year to build our Party from the grassroots up.\u201D \u201CMike\u201D goes on to write:"@en . . "Republicans just get stupider by the day."@en . . . . . . . . . .