. "Richie Rich"@en . . . . "Blond"@en . "United States"@en . . . "English"@en . "General"@en . "20"^^ . . . . . . "Ricky Rich"@en . . . . . . . . "Richie Rich is a American Professional wrestler."@en . "2012-03-20"^^ . "Richie Rich, often billed as \"The Poor Little Rich Boy\", debuted in 1953 as a backup character in Little Dot. He soon became Harvey Comics' flagship character, appearing in as many as 32 Harvey titles monthly and often crossing over with Casper the Friendly Ghost. Derivative works include two Animated Series, the first of which, produced by Hanna-Barbera, had better character designs and marked the voice acting debut of Nancy Cartwright as Gloria Glad, and a 1994 feature film. The film cast Macaulay Culkin as Richie and Stephi Lineburg as Gloria. The film only earned $38,087,756 in the United States market. It was the 37th most successful film of its year, but just barely covering its budget. After the movie was released, the Richie Rich comics just stopped being published. A direct-to-video sequel to the movie was later released, Richie Rich's Christmas Wish (1998). It cast David Gallagher as Richie and Michelle Trachtenberg as Gloria."@en . . "Richie Rich"@en . . . "Richie Rich"@en . . "Richie Rich"@en . . . "#FFFFFF"@en . . . "Richie Rich is a cartoon character."@en . . . . . . "NC: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. (A current image of Macaulay Culkin is shown briefly) Oh, Macaulay, why do you keep popping up here? (More images of Macaulay Culkin plus movie posters for Getting Even with Dad, The Pagemaster and The Good Son are shown as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): I\u2019m sure you\u2019re a nice guy. Hell, you were probably a nice kid. But MAN, did you pick some dumb, dumb, DUMB movies! NC: And we\u2019re here to look at another stinker with \u201CRichie Rich.\u201D (The title screen for the movie \u201CRichie Rich\u201D is shown, followed by a montage of clips from the movie) NC (voiceover): Culkin seemed like the perfect kid at the time to show us a subject matter I\u2019m sure would\u2019ve gone over really well today: How the one percent live. Brought to you by the ingenious visionary director of \u201CHow to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,\u201D (Donald Petrie) \u201CRichie Rich\u201D brings to the big screen a story nobody demanded to see from an actor clearly going through puberty based on a comic strip that younger kids have never heard of. With those credentials, how could you not green-light this? NC: Well, time is money, so let\u2019s start spending. This is \u201CRichie Rich.\u201D (The movie begins) NC (voiceover): So back in the \u201890s when we still had an economy, a young boy is born to a millionaire named Richard Rich. The boy\u2019s name? Richie Rich. You know, you ever wonder if either the father or son would have a different life if their parents named them Poor E. Broke? (Accompanying text for the name appears on-screen) Chester A. Bum: (audio clip with his image at the bottom right of the screen) Hey, that\u2019s my legally born name! NC (voiceover): We see them go through the typical rich kid jokes, like playing catch while doing business meetings, genetically altering a dog\u2019s body to have money signs on it\u2014creepy\u2014, even building a giant mountain portrait of themselves. (sarcastically) Oh, people of today\u2019s current financial status would just love this film! (normal) But his (Richie) life isn\u2019t all just fun and games; there\u2019s also the importance of keeping up the illusion that his life is not all fun and games, like having him do a ribbon cutting at a tool factory. Fitting, as many would consider this character to be a united tool. (There is a screenshot of the side of a pickup truck labeled \u201CUnited Tool\u201D) Richie (Macaulay Culkin): (addresses the crowd) On behalf of my dad, thanks for the wrenches. I know my dad loves socket wrenches, I know I love socket wrenches. And if my mom knew what a socket wrench was, I\u2019m sure she\u2019d love it, too. (The crowd laughs at the subtlety of Richie\u2019s statement) NC (voiceover): So as you may have noticed by this point in his life, Culkin is sounding less like the kid from \u201CHome Alone\u201D and more like the sped-up audio of Sylvester Stallone. Richie: (addresses the crowd) I\u2019d like to stay, but I gotta go do my homework. It\u2019s been real. NC: (as Rocky Balboa from \u201CRocky,\u201D sounding a bit higher pitched to mock Richie\u2019s voice) Yo, Adrian, come on, let\u2019s go ice-skatin\u2019! NC (voiceover): He also has a loyal butler named Cadbury, and no, he doesn\u2019t talk like this. (A brief sound clip of a clucking chicken is dubbed over Cadbury when he speaks) But he does manage to keep a close eye on little Richie. (Richie sees some kids playing nearby and starts to walk on over to them, but he is stopped by a bodyguard named Ferguson (Chelcie Ross) ) Ferguson: (to Richie) This area is not secure, sir. Cadbury (Jonathan Hyde): Don\u2019t touch him! Ferguson: It\u2019s my job to protect him. Cadbury: Very well, Mr. Ferguson. But grab him like that again, and YOU will need protection. NC: (speaks as a foppish British person while showing off a bicep) We British are known for our strength and athletic abilities. (Cut to Richie Rich waving to the crowd before he takes off in a helicopter) Diane Pazinski: Poor kid. Dave Walter: Poor kid? What are you talking about? He\u2019s the richest kid in the world. Diana Pazinski: You don\u2019t have children, do you, Dave? NC (voiceover): (as (Dave) My wife can\u2019t conceive. Thanks for that salt in the wound. (As the helicopter takes off, Richie looks down in a bit of sadness at the children playing a ball game below) Narrator: It was then that Richie realized there was something missing in his life. Something simple. Something money could not buy. (A clip from \u201CCitizen Kane\u201D is overlaid over the footage briefly) Charles Foster Kane (from \u201CCitizen Kane\u201D): (whispers) Rosebud. NC (Voiceover): The movie will get to that stuff later, but for now, his dad is back from a business trip, only to find that he has to leave again. Cadbury: (to Richard Rich, Sr. while putting a phone on hold) Excuse me, sir. It\u2019s a telephone call. The President. Richard Rich, Sr. (Edward Herrmann): What country? Cadbury: This one, sir. Richard Rich, Sr.: (to himself) Oh, God. Probably needs another loan. NC: (scoffs) Yeah, that joke doesn\u2019t date this movie at all\u2014! (He rethinks to himself) Actually, it kind of makes it timeless. NC (voiceover): But don\u2019t worry. We have that guy who is supposed to be huge from \u201CWhose Line Is It, Anyway?\u201D but then messed up by choosing movies like\u2026well, \u201CRichie Rich.\u201D (Professor Keenbean (Michael McShane) shows off a latest invention of his to Richie in a laboratory, which is a sticky black tar) Professor Keenbean: Ten times stickier\u2026(He knocks on an anvil that is sticking to the tar on a wall)\u2026than the strongest adhesive known to man. I call it \u201CCementia\u201D! NC (voiceover): His job is to sort of be the Q of the movie, making all sorts of gadgets and weapons that (sarcastically chuckles) I\u2019m sure will not make an appearance in the film\u2019s climax. (A tiny robotic honeybee is let loose so that Keenbean can demonstrate it with a controller) Professor Keenbean: A honeybee working overtime couldn\u2019t pollinate like this baby. Behold RoboBee. NC (voiceover): Yes, you never know when the world might need a RoboBee in their lives. The possibilities are just so limiting! Actually, doesn\u2019t that sort of look like the bee from Simon Sez? (A clip of the robotic bee in \u201CSimon Sez\u201D is shown) In fact, don\u2019t the inventors of those things look suspiciously similar, too? (Footage comparison between Professor Keenbean and the monk Micro from \u201CSimon Sez\u201D is shown briefly) NC: (comes to a realization) My God. Could it be there\u2019s some sort of conspiring connection between \u201CSimon Sez\u201D and \u201CRichie Rich\u201D? (Camera close-up on his face before a dramatic music sting is cued up, and then the camera pulls back to normal before he dismisses on the idea) Aw, who gives a shit? NC (voiceover): We then meet the villain of our movie. How do we know he\u2019s our villain? Because he\u2019s played by John Larroquette. And let\u2019s face it; if John Larroquette ever played the good guy in something, your movie would just die faster. (Lawrence Van Dough (Larroquette) is having dinner with the Rich family) Lawrence Van Dough: (to Richard Rich, Sr.) Your donations are costing the corporation over a billion dollars a year, and I think it\u2019s just time we asked ourselves: What are we getting for it? NC (voiceover): He\u2019s their advisor and doesn\u2019t like how charitable their donations are and how wasteful their inventions may seem. (Professor Keenbean has run in to show Richard Rich, Sr. an invention (the Smellmaster 9000, to be specific), and Richard stands up to demonstrate it) Richard Rich, Sr.: We have glass to help us see better and hearing aids to help us hear better. Why shouldn\u2019t we have something to help us smell better? (Richie stands up and goes over to tell his father) Richie: This thing\u2019s way out of whack. Can I be excused? Thank you. NC: (mock\u2019s Richie\u2019s voice) Hey, yo! I\u2019m like a mini Tony Danza here! (Cut to Van Dough and Richie\u2019s parents walking together inside the home) Van Dough: If I may, might I suggest that you consider beefing up your security system? Richard Rich, Sr.: Oh, I don\u2019t think that\u2019ll be necessary, Lawrence. I mean, after all, all of our real valuables are locked in the Rich family vault. Van Dough: Vault? NC (Voiceover): So he makes the incredible discovery that the Rich family\u2026is rich! And that taking control of their vault might make him even richer. Though to be fair, it looks like he\u2019s pretty rich already. He just fired a limo driver for parking too close to a puddle of water. How much more money do you need?? NC: (as Van Dough) Oh, I just want enough to buy a\u2026 (Quick clips from the climax of \u201C2001: A Space Odyssey\u201D are shown) NC (voiceover): (as Van Dough) \u2026spaceship, go to the edge of the universe, travel through the outer rim, have an existential journey itself, and become the next evolution of mankind; therefore, being in control of all the universe. NC: (as Van Dough) But I bet you call me selfish for wanting that. (Cut to Richie entering an office area and speak aloud) Richie: Dadlink on. (Two doors on the wall pull away to reveal three monitors above some shelving) Richie: Locate Dad. (A computerized face that resembles Professor Keenbean starts to speak, but not before spinning around once and expanding its eyes for some reason) Computer Face: Hiya, Slugger. (NC recoils back in fear at the sight of the computer face) Computer Face: Locating Dad now. NC (voiceover): Don\u2019t you just love early CG technology that\u2019s trying to look hip, but instead just gives you diarrhea of fear? Richie: Locate Dad. (The computerized face spins around once and expanding its eyes before speaking) Computer Face: Hiya, Slugger. NC (voiceover): And why do his pupils get bigger? (He does a camera close-up on the expanding eyes) It\u2019s like he\u2019s looking to suck out my soul! Computer Face: (after it spins around once) Hiya, Slugger. (A demon noise is added to when the face\u2019s eyes expand) NC: (reacts with fright) D\u2019AHHH! NC (voiceover): So Richie does what most kids would do around that age: gives his dad a call when he has a zit. (Beat) D-Did you do that growing up? Richie: (appears on Richard Sr.\u2019s phone screen and shows his chin closely) I\u2019m getting a zit. What do you think? Richard Rich, Sr.: Could we talk about this later? Richie: Oh, sure, Dad. I\u2019m sorry. I\u2019ll see you tonight. Richard Rich, Sr.: (waves goodbye) Bye. Richie: See you. (Richard Sr. turns off his screen) NC (voiceover): See, this is one of the problems with the movie. The Richie character is so bland that we don\u2019t really know what to make of a scene like this. Is it funny because he\u2019s talking to him at such a delicate time, or because he\u2019s bringing it up to him at all? Most kids don\u2019t act this way, but we have no idea if that\u2019s the way the character is or if the writer just doesn\u2019t know much about kids. Nothing else about Richie himself is noticeably that strange, so we don\u2019t know who\u2019s the one who\u2019s supposed to be acting out of line here: the father or the son. It\u2019s like the \u201CAnimaniacs\u201D joke. (A clip from \u201CAnimaniacs\u201D is shown) Wakko: Knock knock. Dr. Scratchansniff: Who\u2019s there? Wakko: Max. Dr. Scratchansniff: Max who? Wakko: Max wants to come in and go crazy! Dr. Scratchansniff: (looks at the audience confused, then back at Wakko) Okay, now that\u2019s not really a joke, is it? You see, because it makes no sense. Wakko: It does if you know Max. Dr. Scratchansniff: But I don\u2019t KNOW Max!! Wakko: If you did, you\u2019d be laughin\u2019! NC (voiceover): Same thing here. (Back to the movie) NC (voiceover): We see how Richie lives, but really, we know nothing about him; just that he has a lot of stuff, so a lot of these jokes fall flat. Some of the rich jokes are funny, but if you can\u2019t gauge the reaction of the character this stuff is being bounced off of, you yourself don\u2019t know how you\u2019re supposed to react. All we ever get is that he wants to get out more, so he manages to bring in...well, let\u2019s call them what they really are: a bunch of tokens. The token black kid, the token fat kid, the token cool kid, and the token girl\u2026kid. Gloria (the Token Girl): We know who you are. Tony (the Token Cool Kid): What, no chopper? (He and the other kids laugh to themselves) (Opening music to Monty Python's Life of Brian plays as NC speaks in a deep voice) NC (voiceover): (in a deep voice) And God said unto Noah, \u201CBring me one of every stereotype, and you will have your crappy \u201890s movie.\u201D And Noah said\u2026 Noah Antwiler (aka Spoony): NO! (He folds his arms) NC (voiceover): (in a deep voice) And God struck him down with lightning. (Lightning strikes Spoony, making him explode before we cut to a \u201CThe End\u201D title card) The End. (Fake end credits for \u201CNoah and God\u201D is shown (with a Photoshopped image of Spoony\u2019s head over Adam in the Sistine Chapel painting) with credits depicting of names from The Silence of the Lambs: Jodie Foster as Claire Stalling, Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lector, Scott Glenn as Jack Crawford, Ted Levine as Jame Gumb, and Anthony Heald as Dr. Frederick Chilton) Background Singers (from \u201CDifferent Strokes\u201D): Now the world don\u2019t move to the beat of just one drum\u2026 (Back to the movie) NC (voiceover): So Richie tries to befriend them, but in a very strange strategy, they decide it\u2019s best NOT to befriend the incredibly rich child. (scoffs) Yeah, I mean, what could they possibly gain hanging out with the richest kid in the world? (scoffs again) So stupid! Gloria: So what are you doing here? Richie: Well, I was wondering maybe I can play with you guys. Gloria: Play? (She speaks toward the other kids, gathering them in a huddle) No, I don\u2019t think this is such a good idea. Omar (the Token Black Kid): Alright, alright. Gloria: Okay. Omar: Alright. (All the token kids turn to look at Richie) Token Kids: NOT!! (They laugh) NC: (clutches his heart) D\u2019OOOH, they got me with the \u201CNot!\u201D card! Even though technically they never said anything positive to have the \u201CNot!\u201D card follow it, OHHH, it still hurts! NC (voiceover): I wish there was something I could do to combat it or fight back, but\u2026 NC: \u2026By GOD, it\u2019s just too cool! It\u2019s the perfect defense! It will never not be popular as long as I live! (Enraged, he shouts) NOOOOTTT!!! (He then falls forward onto his desk and sobs) NC (voiceover): But the walking Sunny D commercial finally agrees to meet up with him and, needless to say, they\u2019re impressed. Token Kids: Whoa! Omar: It ain\u2019t no house; it\u2019s a whole \u2018hood! NC: (chuckles and folds his arms) I\u2019m the black one. Cadbury: Luncheon is served. Pee-Wee (the Token Fat Kid): Alright! Food! I like this place. NC: (as Pee-Wee, points to himself) I\u2019m the fat one! Food is my only identity! Cadbury: Master Richie was of the opinion that his guests deserve a break today. (He turns around to open double doors to reveal the inside of a McDonald\u2019s-themed restaurant, which delights the token kids) NC: I believe that\u2019s bad screenwriting for \u201CInsert your plug here.\u201D (The screen fades to black) No, goddamn it! (Commercial break) (A clip of Bill Cosby advertising a popsicle is shown with NC dubbing over him) NC (voiceover): (as Bill Cosby) The Jello Pudding Pop is the best kind of pudding pop\u2014(An animated hand grenade lands below Bill) Oh, my goodness, a grenade. (The grenade explodes) NC: (wipes his hands after a job well done) Had enough of those. NC (voiceover): So they (Richie and the token kids) ride ATVs, speedboats, the Iron Wolf from Six Flags Great America that they\u2019re not going to use in their backyard, it\u2019s a whole lot of fun. But he (Richie) then comes across some bad news. Apparently, Larraquette put a bomb on his parents\u2019 plane and they crashed into the ocean. They manage to stay afloat, but sadly, nobody can find them. With them out of the way, Larraquette thinks he can run the businesses and shut down the factories that he finds pointless. (He speaks sarcastically snobbish) But WHAT\u2019S THIS? A child taking over the industry?? NC: (still sarcastically snobbish) Well, not since Hero Pig have I seen business ethic so inspired! (Richie arrives to have a one-on-one meeting with Van Dough) Van Dough: (offers an ordinary seat to Richie) Please, have a seat. (Richie refuses the offer and instead goes to his dad\u2019s office chair to sit down in it) NC (voiceover): Okay, I\u2019m not gonna lie; that was pretty badass. Richie: How much stock do I own? Cadbury: 51 percent of the voting stock. Van Dough: Yes, but you\u2019re not of legal age to exercise your voting right. Cadbury: I stand in loco parentis and guardian ad litem to Master Richie. And accordingly, I give him full proxy power and authority. NC: (as Cadbury) Like a motherfucking boss, sir. NC (voiceover): So Richie is now running things, and, like always, he does a good job of it. You know, wouldn\u2019t it be more awesome in one of these movies if the hero just crash and burns the company? (Clips from the \u201CMoneyball\u201D trailer start to play, starting with the fake \u201CFrom Columbia Pictures\u201D title card) Commentator: Billy Beane has tried to reinvent a system that has been working for years. Casey Beane: Hey, Daddy, do you think you\u2019ll lose your job? (The fake title card \u201CHe Lost His Job\u201D is shown) Grady Fuson: You\u2019re discounting what scouts have done for 150 years? (The fake title card \u201CPeople Hated Him\u201D is shown) Billy Beane: (to himself) What the hell am I doing? (The fake title card \u201CWhat the Hell Was He Doing?\u201D is shown) Grady Fuson: It\u2019s just not working out. (The fake title card \u201CIt Just Didn\u2019t Work Out\u201D is shown) (More clips from \u201CMoneyball\u201D is shown before we get the final fake title card: \u201CBrad Pitt is \u2018That Stupid Guy With the Dumb Idea That Didn\u2019t Work\u2019\u201D) (Back to the movie, Richie is in a board meeting with executives and Van Dough offering a proposal) Van Dough: Some employee downsizing. Richie: Downsizing. You mean fire people. Van Dough: It is our job to cut the fat. Richie: My father never fired anybody. He always said that when people are secure in their jobs, they work harder, they work happier, they work better. NC (voiceover): THAT\u2019S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD! Nobody has a perfect hiring record! You\u2019re going to make mistakes and hire the wrong people, like people who are under-qualified or over-qualified, or put a fucking bomb on a plane and blow your parents up! Don\u2019t you think that\u2019s a firing offense, you mental laxative of a movie? Van Dough: All those in favor of my motion\u2026 (He raises a hand, though nobody else does as an executive slurps down a milkshake (which everyone gets)) Richie: All opposed? (Everyone raises their hands) Daniel Plainview (from \u201CThere Will Be Blood\u201D): (audio, dubbed over Richie slurping down a milkshake) I drink your milkshake! (In a film transition, a magazine cover spins toward the camera and stops to reveal Richie on the cover of People Magazine (being read by Van Dough) and given the title \u201CSexiest Man Alive\u201D) NC (voiceover): Uh, yeah, maybe from NAMBLA Weekly. Van Dough: I hate that kid. NC (voiceover): So he (Van Dough) thinks of another way to take him down. He has the butler Cadbury arrested for\u2026I don\u2019t know, making his eggs smaller or something. Police Detective: We received an anonymous tip and searched the Rich mansion. Bomb parts, detonation devices found in Herbert Cadbury\u2019s room. You\u2019re under arrest for the murder of Richard and Regina Rich. NC (voiceover): So he\u2019s framed for blowing up the folks, but Richie tries to break him out with one of the scientist\u2019s inventions. (Cut to Richie at the police station and handing a brown bag to the police chief) Richie: I want you to give this to my\u2026uncle. Police Chief: Let me see this. (He takes the bag and empties it, revealing a toothbrush, a tube of toothpaste and a notepad) What\u2019s this? Richie: Very special toothpaste. He has really sensitive teeth. NC (voiceover): (as the police chief) Well, this is Chicago, and it is Cook County, so I\u2019ll allow it. (A police officer lets in a few inmates into a cell) Police Officer: Alright, you\u2019ve got ten minutes to do whatever. Baby Plucky Duck (from \u201CTiny Toons\u201D): Eeeeewwwww. (Cadbury is seen trying to brush his teeth, yet the toothbrush corrodes in reaction to a special liquid (which is one of Keenbean\u2019s inventions) that can literally eat away anything; one of Van Dough\u2019s goons then tries to choke Cadbury with a white rag before a fight scene begins) NC (voiceover): So he (Richie) gives him the stuff just in time to have a thrilling\u2026off-screen battle. (During the off-screen fight, a garbage can is thrown against the wall before we hear a toilet flush and Cadbury recovers from the fight) NC (voiceover): Huh. That saved us a lot of money. So he breaks out and they put together that Larroquette is behind everything. But Larroquette also finds out that the vault he wants to get into is voice-activated by the parents. And guess who they just found? Ferguson: (reads the message \u201CYour father has been found\u201D on the Dadlink) Oh, my God, they\u2019re alive. (He makes a phone call before we see the Computer Face once more) Computer Face: Dad found. NC (voiceover): (as Mario from \u201CSuper Mario 64\u201D) It\u2019s-a me! Mario Batali! NC (voiceover): (normal) So he (Richie) calls in the Burger King Kids Club and, in an ironic twist, Culkin is actually trying to break into the house this time. Oh, I do hope his head gets burned by a flamethrower. (Cut to the kids trying to free Professor Keenbean, who is tied up in a chair) Professor Keenbean: Richie! You wouldn\u2019t believe what they did to me! It was inhuman! NC (voiceover): They see that the scientist has been kidnapped\u2014wait, nobody was guarding him?\u2014and he sees if he can whip up a diversion to distract the guards. What does he use? Diane Kazinski: (is outside viewing through a pair of binoculars) Bubbles? (A huge pile of bubbles start foaming out from a fountain) NC (voiceover) FUCKING BUBBLES! Guard: (notices the bubbles) What the heck? NC (voiceover): And by the way, what the hell is up with the ADULT MOTHER STAYING BEHIND while the young little kids go in to save the day?? Maybe she sees them like the canary you send in before entering a coal mine. This calls for a fat guy moment. (As the kids escape to the outside, Professor Keenbean stops to speak) Professor Keenbean: (to the kids) You guys go on ahead. I\u2019ll be just a second. Gloria: Okay. (Cut to Professor Keenbean reaching into a refrigerator and then standing up to take a huge bite out of a large deli meat roll) Professor Keenbean: (speaks with mouth full) My inventions! NC: (utterly confused) \u2026What? Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Mayan vengeance? (Accompanying text plus an image of a couple Mayan tribesmen appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Mighty pensions? (Accompanying text plus an image of a bar graph appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Ma\u2019s infections? (Accompanying text plus an image of a woman blowing her nose with a tissue appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: Marty\u2019s steakhouse? (Accompanying text plus an image of a BBQ dinner meal appears below him) Professor Keenbean: My inventions! NC: CHEEEEWWWW!!! NC (voiceover): But it turns out Larroquette found the parents and forces them to open the vault with their voice-activated combination. Richard and Regina Rich: (singing in a duet) Singing our song, side by side! Security System Voice: Code accepted. Van Dough: Thank you, Beavis and Butthead. NC: Hey-hey! I don\u2019t get that. NC (voiceover): Meanwhile, the rest of the kids fight off the bad guys with those (sarcastically laugh) wacky inventions. Or, how do you say it again? Professor Keenbean: (with food in his mouth) My inventions! NC (voiceover): Yeah, those. As we discover that the vault is not filled with riches, but more precious memories. And to the film\u2019s credit, they do turn out two funny lines in a row here. Van Dough: (is confused) Where are the gold bars? The diamonds? The\u2026negotiable bearer bonds? The money? (He whips out a gun and points it at the Riches) Where\u2019s the MONEY? Richard Sr.: In banks. Where else? (The caption \u201CFunny Line 1\u201D appears onscreen with a \u201CDing!\u201D) And the stock market. Van Dough: (to his henchmen) Shoot them. Shoot them now, please. (The caption \u201CFunny Line 2\u201D appears onscreen with a \u201CDing!\u201D) Richie: What\u2019s the matter, Mr. Van Dough? Can\u2019t do it yourself? Van Dough: On this occasion, I think I\u2019ll make an exception. (He shoots at Richie) (Richie\u2019s parents yelp in fright, yet nothing happens to Richie (he\u2019s wearing bulletproof clothes, thanks to one of Keenbean\u2019s inventions)) Richie: Cool! (Van Dough fires at Richie again repeatedly, yet nothing happens to Richie) NC: AIM FOR THE HEAD! God, how come nobody in kids films ever aim for the head?! NC (voiceover): So they (Richie and the parents) escape out of the vault to have a thrilling climax on Mount Douchemore. (Richie and the parents are on the golden glasses of Richard, Sr.\u2019s face on the mountain, far apart from each other) Richard, Sr.: Alright. Regina: Come on, Richie! Richard, Sr.: Come on. (Richie slides down toward them safely) (An audio clip of the musical score from \u201CNorth by Northwest\u201D plays over the climactic scene) (Cut to Van Dough bracing to climb up a ladder and shoot at the parents until we see that Richie is at the top) Richard, Sr.: (off-screen) Now, off you go. Regina: (off-screen) Oh, cut the crap and stop pushing. (Van Dough is about to fire his gun at Richie (to which he and the parents gasp), but nothing happens after he pulls on the trigger several times) Van Dough: (softly to himself) Shit. NC (voiceover): Well, there\u2019s your PG rating, folks. Aren\u2019t you glad all you parents in the audience had to be dragged to this flick just for that? (Richie pushes the ladder back with his feet, making Van Dough fall backwards onto a hanging platform and injure himself; Ferguson aims a laser at the parents and fires, but it misses and strikes at the stone face of Regina instead, breaking off a piece of the nose) Regina: Oh, my God, my nose! I look like Michael Jackson! NC (voiceover): (acts defensive) Hey, Culkin testified for Jackson! I\u2019m sure he takes great offense at that! Hence why he\u2019s\u2026still in this\u2026movie\u2014Oh, who cares? They knock out the bad guy, he serves his community service, and Blandie Bland finds out that his friends are the real riches. Richard, Sr.: (speaks proudly to his wife) Now our son really is the richest boy in the world. Regina: (smiles) He has friends. NC (voiceover): So I guess that means he doesn\u2019t need the money and he\u2019ll be handing it over to some sort of charity\u2014or we\u2019ll just roll the credits. NC: Hey, if it ends the movie faster! (Clips from the movie play again as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): I guess this isn\u2019t like the worst Culkin film or anything; it\u2019s got a few memorable moments and one or two funny lines. But the main character is so bland and the story itself is so phoned in, that it\u2019s pretty hard to get invested. I will admit I did sort of like the butler character, as he seems much more protective and caring than Richie\u2019s parents, but\u2026yeah, how about Richie\u2019s parents?! Did they ever learn anything? Did they ever discover how to raise their kid better? Was there ever a story arc? Did they find out anything about their money or their son? I don\u2019t think this movie cared enough to answer that question. Hell, I don\u2019t even think it cared enough to ask it! It\u2019s just a last-ditch effort to cash in on a kid celebrity\u2019s status before his testicles drop! NC: If you want to get rich in life, start saving your money by NOT BUYING THIS PIECE OF CRAP! I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to! (He gets up to leave, but then returns to lean in) Or play the stock market; that usually helps, too. (He then finally leaves the room) THE END"@en . . "Richie Rich, often billed as \"The Poor Little Rich Boy\", debuted in 1953 as a backup character in Little Dot. He soon became Harvey Comics' flagship character, appearing in as many as 32 Harvey titles monthly and often crossing over with Casper the Friendly Ghost. A direct-to-video sequel to the movie was later released, Richie Rich's Christmas Wish (1998). It cast David Gallagher as Richie and Michelle Trachtenberg as Gloria."@en . . "David Gallagher"@en . . "Event history"@en . . "Image gallery"@en . . . . . . . . "Previous review"@en . . "NC: Hello, I\u2019m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don\u2019t have to. (A current image of Macaulay Culkin is shown briefly) Oh, Macaulay, why do you keep popping up here? (More images of Macaulay Culkin plus movie posters for Getting Even with Dad, The Pagemaster and The Good Son are shown as NC speaks) NC (voiceover): I\u2019m sure you\u2019re a nice guy. Hell, you were probably a nice kid. But MAN, did you pick some dumb, dumb, DUMB movies! NC: And we\u2019re here to look at another stinker with \u201CRichie Rich.\u201D NC: Well, time is money, so let\u2019s start spending. This is \u201CRichie Rich.\u201D (The movie begins) THE END"@en . . . . "Richie Rich is a 1994 film produced by Warner Bros. Family Entertainment. It is based on the Harvey Comics character of the same name."@en . "Link"@en . . . . "\"Three Men and a Comic Book\""@en . . . "Performer(s) Appeared in Richard \"Richie\" Rich, Jr. is a comic book character created by Alfred Harvey and Warren Kremer for Harvey Comics in 1953. Dubbed \"the poor little rich boy,\" Richie is the only child of fantastically wealthy parents and is the world's richest kid. In spite of his incredible wealth, he is very kind and charitable. To date, Richie's only appearance in a Christmas special was the 1998 live-action direct-to-video film Richie Rich's Christmas Wish."@en . "Running time"@en . . . . . . . "Cartoon character"@en . . . . "4.0E7"^^ . . . "5700.0"^^ . "3.8087756E7"^^ . . "Richie Rich is a American Professional wrestler."@en . "Released"@en . . . . . . . "Richie's cartoons were produced in four different lengths: \n* \"Gems\": about 30 seconds, usually animated versions of one-page stories in the comic book series. In the first two seasons, two such segments were seen on each episode. During the third season, only one such segment was seen per episode, and during the fourth and final season, the \"Gems\" segments were dropped. \n* \"Riches\": about seven minutes, usually involves a robbery or an event that could affect Richie and his family. \n* \"Treasure Chest\": about three minutes, usually based on five-page comic book stories and usually centered around Dollar the Dog or Cadbury, or on rare occasions, Irona. \n* \"Zillion Dollar Adventures\": about 11 minutes, and usually involves an event that could impact Richville or the world. This was"@en . . . "6"^^ . "Five Buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big..."@en . . . . . . . . . . "Richie Rich's Christmas Wish"@en . . "Nc_richie_rich_by_marobot-d4tilic.jpg"@en . . . . . . . . . . "Richie Rich is a 1994 film produced by Warner Bros. Family Entertainment. It is based on the Harvey Comics character of the same name."@en . . . "Richie's cartoons were produced in four different lengths: \n* \"Gems\": about 30 seconds, usually animated versions of one-page stories in the comic book series. In the first two seasons, two such segments were seen on each episode. During the third season, only one such segment was seen per episode, and during the fourth and final season, the \"Gems\" segments were dropped. \n* \"Riches\": about seven minutes, usually involves a robbery or an event that could affect Richie and his family. \n* \"Treasure Chest\": about three minutes, usually based on five-page comic book stories and usually centered around Dollar the Dog or Cadbury, or on rare occasions, Irona. \n* \"Zillion Dollar Adventures\": about 11 minutes, and usually involves an event that could impact Richville or the world. This was the only segment that was seen in all four seasons of the series. Most of the titles listed below were also used in then-recently published Richie Rich stories, only the television versions used a different storyline than in the comic book series. For example, \"Sky Hook\" was originally published in a 1981 issue of Richie Rich and Cadbury, but the 1982 cartoon version never featured Cadbury. \"Whale of a Tale\" was featured in an issue of Richie Rich Digest Stories in late 1981, but the cartoon version featured Gloria Glad, while the comic book story used Cadbury. By the early-90s, some segments were featured in several VHS compilations, which featured the syndicated opening. Around 1997, two VHS releases containing choice Zillion Dollar Adventures segments aired during the latter two seasons were released: \"Richie Rich: Priceless Toys\" and \"Richie Rich: A Dog's Best Friend.\" It is rumored that the final new segment, \"Computo\", which never aired in syndication, may have appeared on one of the VHS releases, but titled \"Video World\". In May 2008, Volume 1 of The Richie Rich/Scooby-Doo Show was released on DVD by Warner Archive, which contained the first seven episodes from the first season. Currently, there are no plans to release a Volume 2 set, possibly due to lower-than-expected sales."@en . . . "Performer(s) Appeared in Richard \"Richie\" Rich, Jr. is a comic book character created by Alfred Harvey and Warren Kremer for Harvey Comics in 1953. Dubbed \"the poor little rich boy,\" Richie is the only child of fantastically wealthy parents and is the world's richest kid. In spite of his incredible wealth, he is very kind and charitable. To date, Richie's only appearance in a Christmas special was the 1998 live-action direct-to-video film Richie Rich's Christmas Wish."@en . . "2.2"^^ . "Next review"@en . . . . . . . . . . . "silver"@en . "#FFE93E"@en . . . "Richie Rich is a cartoon character."@en . . . . "Richie Rich"@en . . "1095.0"^^ . "Tom S. Parker"@en . . . . . . . . . "320"^^ . . . . . . . . . . .