. "Destroying Planets for Dummies was a self-help guide written by the so-called \"experts\" of destroying planets; Darth Elmo, Darth Elom, Darth Boner, Darth Fat Guy, and Darth Darth Binks. I would hardly call them \"experts\", but whatever. The entire book consisted of two chapters and is full of misspellings, even on the main page. I myself would never be caught dead reading this, but that's just me. Well, not exactly, as only one person bought this book, and that was Kermit during his Sesame Street days. He didn't learn much from the book, though, as he was kicked out the day after he bought it."@en . . . . "Destroying Planets for Dummies was a self-help guide written by the so-called \"experts\" of destroying planets; Darth Elmo, Darth Elom, Darth Boner, Darth Fat Guy, and Darth Darth Binks. I would hardly call them \"experts\", but whatever. The entire book consisted of two chapters and is full of misspellings, even on the main page. I myself would never be caught dead reading this, but that's just me. Well, not exactly, as only one person bought this book, and that was Kermit during his Sesame Street days. He didn't learn much from the book, though, as he was kicked out the day after he bought it. God gave this to an investor, who built an Ark by mistake. Oops!"@en . . "Destroying Planets for Dummies"@en . . .