. . "Gongsun Zan"@en . "Liu Bei"@en . . "China"@en . "In 190, Dong Zhuo intruded into the Han capital and roofied a few officials and two emperors so he could easily swipe the throne, as the new emperor became a figurehead. One warlord, Cao Cao, believed that the Dong had screwed him over and tried to assassinate him when he was vulnerable and open for easy penetration. However, this one guy named Lu Bu was able to thwart the assassination attempt, sending Cow Cow fleeing. After Cao Coo's failure to kill the tyrant he sought help by forming a coalition with a few other stylish warlords. Yuan Shao was designated the leader of the new Anti-Dong Zhuo team with a crushing campaign run under his perfectly groomed and sexy white mustache. The warlords who also joined in were Kong Wrong, Wang Koo-wang, Chee-ow Mow, Bow Shin, You-on Ye, Zhang Yang, and Tow Chee-en'. Also joining was Gongsun Zan (fought under the title Gongsun Zazz) but he almost died so he doesn't receive much historical credit. (Only credit given was the credit of humility)"@en . "191"^^ . "The three brethren fight the... what is that? IT'S... IT'S... IT'S... LU TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BU!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"@en . . "Yuan Shu"@en . "Yuan Shao"@en . . "Battle of Hulao Pass"@en . . . "160"^^ . "Hua Xiong"@en . "In 190, Dong Zhuo intruded into the Han capital and roofied a few officials and two emperors so he could easily swipe the throne, as the new emperor became a figurehead. One warlord, Cao Cao, believed that the Dong had screwed him over and tried to assassinate him when he was vulnerable and open for easy penetration. However, this one guy named Lu Bu was able to thwart the assassination attempt, sending Cow Cow fleeing."@en . "0"^^ . "Battle of Hulao Pass"@en . . "Lu Bu"@en . . . "Cao Cao"@en . . "Sun Jian"@en . "Dong Zhuo"@en . "Anti-Dong Zhuo Coalition Victory"@en . . .