. . "#4 U.S. Senate \n* cut funding for F-22 \n* 100 that have never been used \n* state of the art in 1979 #3 Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. \n* a man with 50 degrees \n* almost 5'4\" \n* police dropped the charges \n* Obama associates with burglars #2 Bill Gates \n* control the weather \n* cool the warm water \n* no matter what weather he tries for \n* better to spray the gay people #1 Unemployed Wilford Brimley"@en . . . . "The Colbert Report/Episode/590"@en . "#4 U.S. Senate \n* cut funding for F-22 \n* 100 that have never been used \n* state of the art in 1979 #3 Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. \n* a man with 50 degrees \n* almost 5'4\" \n* police dropped the charges \n* Obama associates with burglars #2 Bill Gates \n* control the weather \n* cool the warm water \n* no matter what weather he tries for \n* better to spray the gay people #1 Unemployed Wilford Brimley \n* no longer doing commercials for Liberty Mutual \n* too much free time means only one time \n* Henry Louis Gates let Brimley into Colbert's house \n* there's no oatmeal"@en .