. "It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown"@en . "You guys laughed at me! You said I was too young to have sex. I told you 8-year-old girls are really slutty these days, but you still scoffed. When I told you what a blumpkin was, you laughed even harder. You said I was stupid to even try to get girls to do that. But I did! I got a girl to give me a blumpkin! Now who's stupid?"@en . . . . "You guys laughed at me! You said I was too young to have sex. I told you 8-year-old girls are really slutty these days, but you still scoffed. When I told you what a blumpkin was, you laughed even harder. You said I was stupid to even try to get girls to do that. But I did! I got a girl to give me a blumpkin! Now who's stupid?"@en . . . .