. "One day, Heinz Doofenshmirtz was waiting for Agent P\u2019s daily visit. He waits a little while and wonders where Perry is. Then he remembers that the last time Perry fought him and destroyed his -Inator he planted a permenent homing device on the platypus\u2019s fedora. Heinz pushes the button and an electronic voice says, \u201CLocating: Perry the Platypus. Location found. Touch screen to continue.\u201D Heinz touches the screen. \u201CI\u2019ve got you now, Perry the Platypus\u2026\u201D he says in his thick German accent. He writes down the adress and goes to Phineas and Ferb\u2019s house. In the backyard, Phineas and Ferb are creating a fancy machine. \u201CHey, Ferb,\u201D Phineas says looking urgent, \u201CI gotta use the bathroom.\u201D \u201CDon\u2019t tell me,\u201D Ferb says looking disgusted, \u201Ctake care of business then come back. I can\u2019t do all of this work with out you.\u201D \u201CThanks.\u201D Phineas says as he runs into the house at top speed. At the front door, Heinz walks into the unlocked Flynn-Fletcher home. A few seconds later, he comes back up with a sack with something inside as sings merrily back to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. with something in his bag, he did not know that someone was ripping a little triangle-head-sized hole in the bag, and from it popped out a confused Phineas Flynn. \u201CUm, excuse me\u201D Phineas began. \u201CWhat\u2019s inside of your bag, mister?\u201D Heinz turned to see Phineas. \u201CWhat the-\u201D Heinz stuttered. \u201CI\u2019m terribly sorry kid, I thought you were a platypus.\u201D \u201CI'm sorry, but Perry isn't here today. You haven\u2019t seen him by any chance, have you?\u201D Phineas asked. \u201CEveryday he disapears and comes back at the end of the day.\u201D \u201CReally?\u201D Heinz asked. \u201CYes, Mr\u2026 uh...\u201D Phineas said, trying to guess Doof's name. \u201COh, excuse me\u201D Heinz said showing Phineas his business card. \u201CAllow me to introduce myself, my name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz; genius mastermind.\u201D \u201CA genius mastermind, are you? That\u2019s so cool!\u201D Phineas said with his usual spark of enthusiasum. \u201CWhy, yes.\u201D Heinz explained as Phineas slyly escaped the bag as he explained. \u201CI have an IQ of 205. For instance, you just asked me what was inside of that bag. Then I were to say \u2018a platypus.\u2019 But since you are inside, I have to say a teenage, dorito-headed boy. Then you might say, \u2018Well, what you going to do with him?\u2019 Then as I continue to explain, you were to get clever and so on and so on. But in conclusion, my boy, we both now know that there is nothing in the bag now.\u201D Phineas looked inside of the bag. \u201CUm...\u201D Phineas said, showing Heinz the bag. \u201CI don\u2019t like to disagree with you, Heinz , but I think there is something inside of the bag. And I think it's for you.\u201D \u201CThere is?\u201D Heinz said, taking the bag. \u201CThat's weird! I could've sworn--\u201D Heinz looked inside, but the bag blew his face up! Yep, there was something inside that bag. Phineas merrily walked to the elevator as he sang a song. \u201CBow chicka bow wow! That\u2019s what my baby says!\u201D Phineas sang. \u201CMow Mow Mow and my heart starts pumpin\u2019\u2026\u201D Phineas closed the door as the elevator took him down to the lobby. Heinz gave chase after Phineas when the elevator came back up. But as he entered the elevator, he did not know that there are 3 sticks of lighted dynamite inside The elevator blew up with him insid The elevator fell apart, and Heinz was all charred up. \u201CPoor kid.\u201D Heinz slurred. \u201CHe was smart\u2026 innocent\u2026 and pointy. But he had his chance So now he must face the consequences.\u201D Heinz ran back upstairs, thinking how to catch Phineas. Heinz has built an Answerinator to get clues on how to get back at this kid. \u201CFinished.\u201D Heinz said. \u201CHeinz , you are such an EVIL genius! Now to see what our little 'friend' is doing.\u201D Heinz looked thought his binoculars to see what Phineas was doing. Phineas had locked the door to his house with a little help from Ferb. Heinz began typing on his Answerinator. \u201CDorito\u2026 house\u2026 homemade lock\u2026 lock-picking help\u2026\u201D Heinz typed. Heinz pressed the enter button as the inator began to whirr, click, and buzz. Then it had a solution, on the screen it says, \u201CUse a small paperclip to pick the lock\u201D Later that evening, Heinz snuck towards the Flynn-Fletcher home then starts picking the lock. Down below, Phineas was in his bed, checking his comments on his Fanon blog. Until he starts hearing some clicks. He opens a case that said \u201CIN CASE OF DOOFENSHMIRTZ\u201D and throws a banana peel at the bottom of the steps. When Heinz climbed down to the bottom of the ladder, he stepped on the banana peel, slid across the hall and into a contraption labeled \u201CThe Evil Genius Be-Gone 9001\u201D. Heinz gets tortured inside the machine before being launched into the air shouting, \u201CCUUUUURSEEEEE YOOOOOU PPPPPHHHHIIINNNNEAAASSS FFFFFLLLYYYYNNN!\u201D WHAM! The next morning, Phineas was preparing a special breakfast for Perry. He was singing Gitchee Gitchee Goo as he was filling Perry\u2019s water dish with apple juice (Platypuses really like apples). He placed the bowl of apple juice on the ground as he went back into the kitchen and placed 2 platypus treats in the microwave. Meanwhile\u2026 Heinz was watching Phineas through the platypus-scopeinator He went to his Answerinator and began to type \u201CPhineas\u2026 making\u2026 Breakfast\u2026 microwave\u2026 treats\u2026\u201D Heinz typed. \u201CHow should I destroy him?\u201D Then he pressed enter and the inator came up with an answer. It read, \u201CSwitch treats for hand grenades. That way you can blow up your nemesis and the kid\u201D Heinz took 2 hand grenades with him along with a string with 2 hooks. He ran towards Phin\u2019s house and lowered the 2 hooks in though the window and into the microwave when it was opened. Then he pulled the string causing the platypus treats to come out. He pulled the pins on the grenades and dropped them inside of the toaster. Meanwhile, Phineas was about to get the treats for Perry from the microwave when the teen noticed he was holding explosives. Phineas launched the grenades way up in the air and through the window Heinz was chuckling to know that his plan would work. But then he saw one of the grenades spinning in the air. He tried to get away, but the first grenade blew him up. After getting charcoaled by the first grenade, he saw the second one along with his life being flahed before his eyes. \u201COh\u2026 no\u2026\u201D Heinz said as the second grenade blew up in his face Back in the house\u2026 \u201CHey, Ferb,\u201D Phineas said nervously. \u201CDid Calamity leave some explosives the last time he was over?\u201D Later, Heinz was typing on his Answerinator again thinking of another way to destroy Phineas. The Inator had a solution that said: Phineas has a huge crush on Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. So why not get a robot that looks EXACTLY like Isabella and put in a time bomb. Set to timer for 5 minutes and when Phineas sees the robot, he\u2019ll think it's Isabella and fall for it. Then you'll have him then. Good luck. And that\u2019s what Heinz did. He built an Isabella robot. He set the timer for 5 minutes and activated him. But as the robot Isabella walked, he heard a knock on his door. He went to front door, opened it and he saw\u2026 a beautiful lady Heinz\u2019s age who was looking very, very, attractive. But if there\u2019s one thing about him that way weird, he had 2 cords going out from behind. But Heinz didn\u2019t notice as he grabbed him and held him in a romantic pose. \u201COh my, darling little strudel\u2026\u201D Heinz began, \u201CHow beautiful you are\u2026 how devastating\u2026 and how lucky. Little did you dream that one day, you would marry a genius.\u201D The cords that were from the lady\u2019s behind led from him to the outside of D.E.I, over a few hills, and to a plunger next to Phineas. \u201CNo one ever messes with my Izzy.\u201D Phineas said as he pressed the plunger stick down forcefully. There was an explosion heard from Heinz \u2019s appartment The lady was a bomb, and Heinz was all blown up. \u201CHere comes the bride\u2026\u201D Heinz sang sluring his accent \u201CAll dressed in\u2026\u201D But suddenly, he heard beeping noises from the Isabella robot, IT WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! \u201COh\u2026 no.\u201D Heinz said. \u201CNot again! I get enough of this from Perry the Platypus already!\u201D Heinz grabbed the robot, ran towards the window and was about to throw it out, but the robot blew him up before he had that chance to. Later on, Phineas was doing his chores. He was vacuuming his room. Outside, Heinz ran up to the teen\u2019s window with a stick of dynamite and a piece of paper. It turned out to be another solution from his Answerinator, it said \"Slip a stick of dynamite into vacuum\u2019s hose\". So he lit the fuse and dropped the dynamite into the vacuum\u2019s hos Then he ran for a place to hid Phineas walked outside with a bag full of vacuum gunk. He strutted merrily to a trashcan, took off the lid and poured the dust into the bin. Then he skipped back to his house. He did not notice that he was dumped a stick of lighted dynamite into the bin. You guys know Doof. He hides in random places trying to scare Perry or Larry. \u201CHere we go again\u2026\u201D Heinz said as he was blown up AGAIN! The explosion caused the lid to fly off and disapear. Heinz emerged from the bin all charcoaled, but then he was whacked on the head by the trashcan lid. \u201COWCH! THAT SMARTS!\u201D he howled. Later on, it almost time for Perry to come home and for Phin to say, \u201COh, there you are Perry!\u201D so Heinz tried one last time. His Answerinator had one more solution. \u201COkay, well\u2026\u201D It read, \u201CHow about a booby trap in the backyard? Place a tiny lasso around on one of the hammers that will trigger a giant boulder that would fall. And when he picks up the last hammer, you\u2019ll have him then.\u201D So Heinz built a booby trap-inator. He placed a tiny lasso around the last hammer in Phin\u2019s toolbox. The lasso was leading from 3 pulleys to a giant boulder that would crush Phineas if he picked up the last hammer. Heinz ran behind the large oak tree and watched to see if his plan would work. He saw Phineas coming out of the house. He sang an upbeat song as he made him way to the backyard. He picked up the tools that were scattered around the yard to the last hammer that was booby-trapped. But when he picked up the last hammer, the booby trap didn\u2019t go off. He walked away with the toolbox full of tools. Heinz zipped up to the booby trap to see what went wrong. But when he tried to touch the tiny lasso, the trap activated and the boulder was starting to fall on Heinz! Heinz ran back to his Answerinator! \u201CRock\u2026 falling\u2026\u201D Heinz said worriedly. \u201CWhat\u2026 should\u2026 I\u2026 do?!\u201D The Answerinator had one last statement: \u201CGo back and rethink your life\u201D So Heinz ran back to the booby trap and allowed the boulder to crush him. What could have possibly been wrong with Heinz \u2019s inator? \u201CIf there\u2019s one thing I know about this \u2018inator\u2019,\u201D Phineas said, appearing on Heinz \u2019s monitor, \u201CIt\u2019s because it only has just one moving part.\u201D Ain\u2019t he a sweetheart? THE END!"@en . . "\"Operation: Dorito\""@en . . "Ferblover and Phineas-Flynn"@en . "Ferblover and Phineas-Flynn"@en . . "\"Platypus Fire\""@en . . "PnF Fanon"@en . "Operation: Dorito"@en . "One day, Heinz Doofenshmirtz was waiting for Agent P\u2019s daily visit. He waits a little while and wonders where Perry is. Then he remembers that the last time Perry fought him and destroyed his -Inator he planted a permenent homing device on the platypus\u2019s fedora. Heinz pushes the button and an electronic voice says, \u201CLocating: Perry the Platypus. Location found. Touch screen to continue.\u201D Heinz touches the screen. \u201CI\u2019ve got you now, Perry the Platypus\u2026\u201D he says in his thick German accent. He writes down the adress and goes to Phineas and Ferb\u2019s house. In the backyard, Phineas and Ferb are creating a fancy machine. \u201CHey, Ferb,\u201D Phineas says looking urgent, \u201CI gotta use the bathroom.\u201D"@en . "6"^^ . . . "Ferblover"@en . "This is the first \"Phineas and Ferb Go Looney \" cartoon"@en .